Luna-Blu: Well, thanks to all who reviewed...like I asked...twice...
Tobu-Ken: ...too many...
Luna-Blu: SHUT UP, SWORD BOY!
Tobu-Ken: QUIT CALLING ME THAT!
Guru-Guru: See what I have to put up with?
Luna-Blu and Tobu-Ken: -glare-
Makoto: For those of you who were hoping for more of Blu's poem...
Asako: ...forget it!
Guru-Guru: Hey!
Luna-Blu: -flicking the little bugger (Asako) out of sight- the other Blu and Kimiko have to find more...which wont be in this chapter...
Guru-Guru: Nope. We're making you suffer.
Makoto: I thought I said not to do that! And we'd better end this author's note, or you'll have more of this than you will of the story!
Guru-Guru: Fine, fine...
Luna-Blu: That's not a bad thing.
Guru-Guru: You seemed to think it was last time...

Rebirth of the Deity

Chapter 2
Day Six: 6:45 PM
Blu's POV
The No Longer Uncharted Lost Woods

"Lead us there, then." That was twenty minutes ago. "Kimiko? Remind me why we have to do this the hard way? Why can't we just warp there?"
"Because, Blu. You told the fairies to show us the way, and they've never warped before."
"I seem to remember a big hole and two VERY annoying specks popping from it," I pointed out before being hit on the head by my tiny little 'friend'.
"SHUT UP AND MOVE IT!" Asako screamed in my VERY sensitive ear.
"Would you two quit arguing and come on! Don't you want to get my dad and Tobu-Ken back?" Kimiko's eyes were glowing red again, and while it didn't scare me as much as it did before I became as powerful as her, it still scared me.
"All right. Let's go. Is it much further to the next tablet?"
"They're all in Termina," replied Makoto. "Most of them are hidden in the Stone Tower. The portion your dad explored was only the tip of the iceberg."
"Oh, GREAT! The ONE thing Link EVER complains about from Termina, and WE have to go even FURTHER!" I pulled my ears. This wasn't happening...THIS WASN'T HAPPENING! "YOU KNOW WHAT! Teenaged girls like us SHOULDN'T have to go THROUGH THIS! WE SHOULD BE SCOPING OUT GUYS, NOT LOOKING FOR ROCKS!"
"I agree, Blu, but the fact still remains that we are in this situation, and we have to go through with it. I want to see my dad again, and I know that for some strange reason you want to see that sword of yours again, plus there's the fact that some sort of evil is in my dad and is after the world or something, and we're the only two who can do anything about it, so get used to it! I know that this is more than anybody even twice our age should have to deal with, but if we screw this up, we lose our dad, your sword, and probably a hell of a lot more than that, and..." She started sobbing.
"KIMIKO!" I rushed up to her, Asako holding onto my collar to keep up. I pulled her into a hug to calm her down. "Shh, Link and Tobu-Ken will be fine. If we can take on the Sacred Realm and take on Ganondorf, we can find some friggin stones. We will get them back, I promise." She looked at me and nodded, moving away to wipe her eyes on her sleeve. I could see Asako gagging herself out of the corner of my eye. I flicked her off of my shoulder. Makoto giggled to herself as her 'sensitive' sister went flying.
"Thanks. I feel a lot better now. Makoto?"
"Yes?"
"Are we gonna run into any more stone tablets between here and the Stone Tower?"
"The clan was known to travel to Great Bay after...the goings on...so our best guess is there if we don't want to go to Stone Tower first." Makoto thought for a moment, resting on Kimiko's shoulder. Asako returned to mine in time for her conclusion. "BUT we need horses to get in and out of Great Bay if we can't find any warps."
I sighed. "We are screwed."
Asako nodded, "Right into the ground."
"Actually, there's another portal from Hyrule to Termina. It leads straight from the Lost Woods to the Woods of Mystery. Many people have actually ventured from Hyrule to Termina or vice-versa, and they never knew it. Once we get to the Woods of Mystery, you can either take a short walk north, or warp to the owl statue on Milk Road." Mine and Kimiko's response didn't take long.
"WARP," we both said at the same time.
"NO WAY!" Asako started buzzing madly. "NUH-UH! THERE IS NOOOOOO WAY I AM FLYING THROUGH ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE THINGS! I PLAN TO KEEP MY LUNCH THIS WEEK, OKAY?!"
"Oh yes, you are!" I snatched the annoyance off my shoulder and held her two inches away from my face. "I'm not walking any further than I have to when I'm this tired. Especially after I was killed and brought back to life earlier this morning. You're going, or Kimiko and I are gonna find out what roasted fairy tastes like!"
Asako squirmed in my grip. "LEGGO OF ME YOU STUPID- hey, what the hell are you anyway?" I glared at her.
"I'm a fox demon," I said, bringing her to eye level. I grinned, showing off my sharp canines. She gulped.
"Be nice to your fairy, Blu." Kimiko giggled slightly.

Luna-Blu: Well, there it is.
Tobu-Ken: I feel so left out...
Luna-Blu: Why are YOU here?
Tobu-Ken: Link took five.
Luna-Blu: I see.
Guru-Guru: Why is it that I can never get in here early on?
Asako: It's because you're too slow.
Luna-Blu: Yup.
Guru-Guru: That hurts.
Luna-Blu: You want a hug?
Guru-Guru: EEK! *runs around in circles*
Tobu-Ken: Baby want his bottle?
Guru-Guru: Remember the time I turned you into a chicken?
Luna-Blu: I think if you all review he will stop running in circles.
Tobu-Ken: That is not fair.
Guru-Guru: Umm, I already stopped...
Luna-Blu: Well, there IS more then ONE way to get you running in circles.
Guru-Guru: Don't even think about it, or I'll write you out of the story.
Asako: Your readers would kill you.
Guru-Guru: Shut up! I'm trying to maintain my illusions of power!
Luna-Blu: It's really cool being a co-writer AND a main character! SO REVIEW OR GURU WILL WRITE ME OUT! WAAAA!
Tobu-Ken: He will not.
Luna-Blu: Shut up...