Guru-Guru: Yep. The fairies are annoying. Just like the real versions...
Makoto and Asako: HEY!
Guru-Guru: Okay, just Asako.
Asako: Thank you. I try my best.
Luna-Blu: Yup.
Guru-Guru: Not much else to say here. What do you say we get on with the story?
Luna-Blu: Aww...fine...
Guru-Guru: Well, what would you have said?
Luna-Blu: How much I have loved working with you. ^^
Guru-Guru: Aww... How sweet.
Asako: *gag*
Luna-Blu: Bite me, buggy.
Addendum: In response to Dez384, I'm surprised that as a MegaTokyo reader (I could tell by the quote) you would ask about those names. Makoto was one of their old servers, and Asako is one of Yuki's friends. If you read my profile, you'll see that Makoto is also the name of my shoulder angel, and Asako is my shoulder devil. Therefore, I was going to get them in here either way. That's why both the horses (who don't exist in this storyline) and the fairies have the same names.
Rebirth of the Deity
Chapter 3
Day Seven: 7:00 AM
Kimiko's POV
Romani Ranch
"Blu? Blu? Blu! WAKE UP, STUPID!"
"I'M NOT STUPID! SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE!" Blu rolled over and started snoring again. Stupid lazy fox...
"Fine. I guess we'll let my dad melt Tobu-Ken into wine goblets or something..."
Blu jumped out of bed and got dressed faster than I thought...demonly possible. As she was pulling her boot on while hopping to the door, she called to me. "Yo, aren't you dressed yet?" I looked down at my sleep wear. She grinned as she opened the door, boot in place. I guess she wasn't expecting to turn and walk out the door, and into me, fully dressed. "HOLY SHIT!!" I laughed as Blu fell over in surprise. "GIVE ME A FRIGGIN HEART ATTACK! I WOULD LIKE TO STAY ALIVE FOR ONE MORE DAY, THANKS!"
"Chill. I didn't mean to scare you that bad," I said, helping her up.
"How did you do that anyway?"
"I just magically got dressed and teleported out here."
Blu nodded. "I see..." I was about to ask her something, but her tail tripped me from behind. "HAHAHAHA- WHOA!" I grabbed her leg and the two of us laughed together on the floor.
"Ahem." Makoto flew out of the room, followed by Asako. "Shouldn't you girls be getting outside and getting your horses?"
"Yeah. I guess you're right. Hey, should I bring Epona here from Hyrule?" I asked.
"No way. That horse hates me." Blu shook her head. "Do I have to remind you of the 'Good Girl' incident?" I shook my head 'no', but Asako decided to jump in.
"OH! DO TELL!" Asako flew up and sat on my shoulder, seeing as she was still a little scared of Blu. "I HAVE TO KNOW!"
"I don't wanna go through that again. Since I know we'll get no peace otherwise, why don't you tell her, Kimiko?"
"All right. Blu was 13 or so and decided she wanted to bribe a ride out of my dad's horse, Epona. She walked up to her, and was like, 'Come here, good girl...want a carrot? Huh? You want the... YEEEEEEEEEEOWCH!'" I couldn't take it anymore. I fell down, laughing my ass off. Of course, though it made Blu totally pissed at us, Asako soon joined me with the rolling and laughing off of the asses. Blu looked down at us and snarled.
"It's not THAT funny," she mumbled as she headed downstairs. I just laughed louder.
"Yeah, it's funny, but we've got to get going!" exclaimed Makoto. Wow. I'd almost say she was worse than Navi...
"Aww, come on. We all just woke up!" Asako shook her head. "It's too early!"
"Do you want me to start telling embarrassing stories about YOUR past?" Asako gave a yelp and started tugging on my clothes to get me downstairs. By the time I got there, Blu was already outside, on a horse of her liking, riding around while waiting for me to come out.
"Took you long enough!"
"Good morning, Kimiko. Did you sleep well?" Not only did Romani look like my mom, she acted just like her, too.
"Yeah. Thanks for letting us stay here last night."
"Anything for Link and Malon's daughters. Now, pick any horse you like." Blu rode up to me and hopped from her 'ride'.
"Choose one and let's get moving! I want to work on my tan."
Guru-Guru: Yeah, like she's gonna have time for a tan...
Luna-Blu: And why the hell not?
Tobu-Ken: FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT GAY!
Luna-Blu: Where the hell did THAT come from?
Guru-Guru: Umm, the readers never knew that anybody ever thought you were gay...
Tobu-Ken: I blame all of Blu's friends.
Guru-Guru: That hurts.
Makoto: Badly.
Luna-Blu: I think he meant T9 and El Hustino.
Luna-Blu: Who are once again in an author's note.
Guru-Guru: He said 'all'.
Luna-Blu: He's a sword, give him a break.
Luna-Blu: Well, REVIEW!
Notice: Story Makoto/Asako and author's note Makoto/Asako are about as much the same as Blu the character and Blu the author are. They act the same, but they're completely different entities. Mostly.
Makoto and Asako: HEY!
Guru-Guru: Okay, just Asako.
Asako: Thank you. I try my best.
Luna-Blu: Yup.
Guru-Guru: Not much else to say here. What do you say we get on with the story?
Luna-Blu: Aww...fine...
Guru-Guru: Well, what would you have said?
Luna-Blu: How much I have loved working with you. ^^
Guru-Guru: Aww... How sweet.
Asako: *gag*
Luna-Blu: Bite me, buggy.
Addendum: In response to Dez384, I'm surprised that as a MegaTokyo reader (I could tell by the quote) you would ask about those names. Makoto was one of their old servers, and Asako is one of Yuki's friends. If you read my profile, you'll see that Makoto is also the name of my shoulder angel, and Asako is my shoulder devil. Therefore, I was going to get them in here either way. That's why both the horses (who don't exist in this storyline) and the fairies have the same names.
Rebirth of the Deity
Chapter 3
Day Seven: 7:00 AM
Kimiko's POV
Romani Ranch
"Blu? Blu? Blu! WAKE UP, STUPID!"
"I'M NOT STUPID! SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE!" Blu rolled over and started snoring again. Stupid lazy fox...
"Fine. I guess we'll let my dad melt Tobu-Ken into wine goblets or something..."
Blu jumped out of bed and got dressed faster than I thought...demonly possible. As she was pulling her boot on while hopping to the door, she called to me. "Yo, aren't you dressed yet?" I looked down at my sleep wear. She grinned as she opened the door, boot in place. I guess she wasn't expecting to turn and walk out the door, and into me, fully dressed. "HOLY SHIT!!" I laughed as Blu fell over in surprise. "GIVE ME A FRIGGIN HEART ATTACK! I WOULD LIKE TO STAY ALIVE FOR ONE MORE DAY, THANKS!"
"Chill. I didn't mean to scare you that bad," I said, helping her up.
"How did you do that anyway?"
"I just magically got dressed and teleported out here."
Blu nodded. "I see..." I was about to ask her something, but her tail tripped me from behind. "HAHAHAHA- WHOA!" I grabbed her leg and the two of us laughed together on the floor.
"Ahem." Makoto flew out of the room, followed by Asako. "Shouldn't you girls be getting outside and getting your horses?"
"Yeah. I guess you're right. Hey, should I bring Epona here from Hyrule?" I asked.
"No way. That horse hates me." Blu shook her head. "Do I have to remind you of the 'Good Girl' incident?" I shook my head 'no', but Asako decided to jump in.
"OH! DO TELL!" Asako flew up and sat on my shoulder, seeing as she was still a little scared of Blu. "I HAVE TO KNOW!"
"I don't wanna go through that again. Since I know we'll get no peace otherwise, why don't you tell her, Kimiko?"
"All right. Blu was 13 or so and decided she wanted to bribe a ride out of my dad's horse, Epona. She walked up to her, and was like, 'Come here, good girl...want a carrot? Huh? You want the... YEEEEEEEEEEOWCH!'" I couldn't take it anymore. I fell down, laughing my ass off. Of course, though it made Blu totally pissed at us, Asako soon joined me with the rolling and laughing off of the asses. Blu looked down at us and snarled.
"It's not THAT funny," she mumbled as she headed downstairs. I just laughed louder.
"Yeah, it's funny, but we've got to get going!" exclaimed Makoto. Wow. I'd almost say she was worse than Navi...
"Aww, come on. We all just woke up!" Asako shook her head. "It's too early!"
"Do you want me to start telling embarrassing stories about YOUR past?" Asako gave a yelp and started tugging on my clothes to get me downstairs. By the time I got there, Blu was already outside, on a horse of her liking, riding around while waiting for me to come out.
"Took you long enough!"
"Good morning, Kimiko. Did you sleep well?" Not only did Romani look like my mom, she acted just like her, too.
"Yeah. Thanks for letting us stay here last night."
"Anything for Link and Malon's daughters. Now, pick any horse you like." Blu rode up to me and hopped from her 'ride'.
"Choose one and let's get moving! I want to work on my tan."
Guru-Guru: Yeah, like she's gonna have time for a tan...
Luna-Blu: And why the hell not?
Tobu-Ken: FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT GAY!
Luna-Blu: Where the hell did THAT come from?
Guru-Guru: Umm, the readers never knew that anybody ever thought you were gay...
Tobu-Ken: I blame all of Blu's friends.
Guru-Guru: That hurts.
Makoto: Badly.
Luna-Blu: I think he meant T9 and El Hustino.
Luna-Blu: Who are once again in an author's note.
Guru-Guru: He said 'all'.
Luna-Blu: He's a sword, give him a break.
Luna-Blu: Well, REVIEW!
Notice: Story Makoto/Asako and author's note Makoto/Asako are about as much the same as Blu the character and Blu the author are. They act the same, but they're completely different entities. Mostly.