Guru-Guru: I'd like to apologize for the rating mishap...
Asako: What rating mishap?
Luna-Blu: On an unrelated subject, the clerk in the Kokiri Forest shop doesn't look much like a ten year old.
Tobu-Ken: I am surrounded...
Luna-Blu: You just sounded so depressed.
Guru-Guru: I'm confused. Let's just start this before it gets worse.
Luna-Blu: And now our readers can go and check it out themselves, for like fun and stuff.
Tobu-Ken: ...cook-ays
Makoto: No inside jokes, please.
Rebirth of the Deity
Chapter 4
Day Seven: 9:00 AM
Blu's POV
Great Bay
"Sweet Din that was long!" I shook my head. "Didn't help much when the stupid horse didn't go over the wall." Kimiko nodded, picking up some sand to run through her hands. "Damn...it's so hot here."
"Or course it's hot." I shot a glare to Asako, who was still clinging to Kimiko. "It's a beach, stupid."
"Stop it you two." Makoto sat up on Kimiko's head. My ears perked. Why should I listen to KIMIKO'S fairy, anyway? "We should start looking."
"Make me, buuuuuuuug!" I tripped on something. "Damn rock." I stared at the stone I tripped over and it exploded.
"You really need to control your temp... Hey, look! It's more of the tablet!" Kimiko ran over and picked up a shard of the stone. It fit together and fused with the other piece we had.
"Whoa!" I stepped back as the two joined. After the flash, I smirked at Kimiko. "What was that about my temper?"
She snorted out a reply. "I doubt you even knew you could do that."
"You're right, I didn't."
"JUST READ THE DAMN ROCK!" Makoto yelled at us. Kimiko and I blinked in unison. That's more of something Asako would do. Kimiko handed me the tablet, but I threw it back at her.
"No way, I already read one of those things, you go."
"Fine, whatever." She picked up the tablet, and as she started to read, the sky darkened...
With their leader slain, Majora,
Radiating an evil aura,
Used his power to stop the village,
Seized the swords and froze the pillage,
Silenced the spears and the blood spillage,
So they would crown him their new lord
and they would sing his praise accord.
But though the slaughter had been ceased,
Majora's power soon increased
Using his dark magic, he arose,
The dead knight leader to his toes,
But the leader still saw them as foes,
And fled to the Hyrulian shores.
Where his child would soon be born.
But on his Travel he found a relic
That would grant any wish you'd tell it.
Majora tempted him with power
That would make all others cower,
And in a flash of cosmic shower,
Evil tainted him to the core,
And he returned to his clan once more.
When she stopped, I blinked. Asako pointed to the now clearing sky. "Nice special effects." I giggled, but Kimiko and Makoto didn't see the humor. Their loss.
"You two really need to grow...ow, my head." Kimiko suddenly dropped to her knees, holding her head. I rushed to her side. "W-what's happening?" She grabbed on to me, a little tighter then needed, and began to shake. Her eyes glazed over and she began to scream. Both fairies went flying as the pitch lowered, almost sounding like it was Link. I would have run then too, if her nails weren't digging into my arm. Sweet Din, what lungs. As the shriek died off, her eyes returned to normal. She blinked and looked at me. "What just happened, and why is your hair like that?" She pointed to my hair, which was now windblown. I blinked. So did the fairies.
"Nothing happened."
Guru-Guru: Nice one, Blu.
Luna-Blu: Wha? -was zoning- Oh, thanks.
Tobu-Ken: Sweet Nayru...
Guru-Guru: I'm glad I decided to make you co-author. This has been more fun, I think, and I'm sure the readers are liking it.
Luna-Blu: God, I hope so.
Goddesses: Ahem...
Luna-Blu: ...desses
Goddesses: Thank you.
Guru-Guru: The readers had better be liking it. I'd hate to get a flame from someone like The Mystery Cow.
Luna-Blu: I hope not. WATCH OUT FOR HIM PEEPS! HE MAY LIKE MY STUFF BUT HE SURE AS HELL WILL CUSS YOU OUT!
Makoto: I thought I said no inside jokes...
Tobu-Ken: Yeah...
Guru-Guru: Fine, everyone look at the reviews for Link's Talk Show by hero*o*donuts. There's a cow out there who's going to die if HOD ever finds out who it is...
Disclaimer: The aforementioned reviews are rated R.
Asako: What rating mishap?
Luna-Blu: On an unrelated subject, the clerk in the Kokiri Forest shop doesn't look much like a ten year old.
Tobu-Ken: I am surrounded...
Luna-Blu: You just sounded so depressed.
Guru-Guru: I'm confused. Let's just start this before it gets worse.
Luna-Blu: And now our readers can go and check it out themselves, for like fun and stuff.
Tobu-Ken: ...cook-ays
Makoto: No inside jokes, please.
Rebirth of the Deity
Chapter 4
Day Seven: 9:00 AM
Blu's POV
Great Bay
"Sweet Din that was long!" I shook my head. "Didn't help much when the stupid horse didn't go over the wall." Kimiko nodded, picking up some sand to run through her hands. "Damn...it's so hot here."
"Or course it's hot." I shot a glare to Asako, who was still clinging to Kimiko. "It's a beach, stupid."
"Stop it you two." Makoto sat up on Kimiko's head. My ears perked. Why should I listen to KIMIKO'S fairy, anyway? "We should start looking."
"Make me, buuuuuuuug!" I tripped on something. "Damn rock." I stared at the stone I tripped over and it exploded.
"You really need to control your temp... Hey, look! It's more of the tablet!" Kimiko ran over and picked up a shard of the stone. It fit together and fused with the other piece we had.
"Whoa!" I stepped back as the two joined. After the flash, I smirked at Kimiko. "What was that about my temper?"
She snorted out a reply. "I doubt you even knew you could do that."
"You're right, I didn't."
"JUST READ THE DAMN ROCK!" Makoto yelled at us. Kimiko and I blinked in unison. That's more of something Asako would do. Kimiko handed me the tablet, but I threw it back at her.
"No way, I already read one of those things, you go."
"Fine, whatever." She picked up the tablet, and as she started to read, the sky darkened...
With their leader slain, Majora,
Radiating an evil aura,
Used his power to stop the village,
Seized the swords and froze the pillage,
Silenced the spears and the blood spillage,
So they would crown him their new lord
and they would sing his praise accord.
But though the slaughter had been ceased,
Majora's power soon increased
Using his dark magic, he arose,
The dead knight leader to his toes,
But the leader still saw them as foes,
And fled to the Hyrulian shores.
Where his child would soon be born.
But on his Travel he found a relic
That would grant any wish you'd tell it.
Majora tempted him with power
That would make all others cower,
And in a flash of cosmic shower,
Evil tainted him to the core,
And he returned to his clan once more.
When she stopped, I blinked. Asako pointed to the now clearing sky. "Nice special effects." I giggled, but Kimiko and Makoto didn't see the humor. Their loss.
"You two really need to grow...ow, my head." Kimiko suddenly dropped to her knees, holding her head. I rushed to her side. "W-what's happening?" She grabbed on to me, a little tighter then needed, and began to shake. Her eyes glazed over and she began to scream. Both fairies went flying as the pitch lowered, almost sounding like it was Link. I would have run then too, if her nails weren't digging into my arm. Sweet Din, what lungs. As the shriek died off, her eyes returned to normal. She blinked and looked at me. "What just happened, and why is your hair like that?" She pointed to my hair, which was now windblown. I blinked. So did the fairies.
"Nothing happened."
Guru-Guru: Nice one, Blu.
Luna-Blu: Wha? -was zoning- Oh, thanks.
Tobu-Ken: Sweet Nayru...
Guru-Guru: I'm glad I decided to make you co-author. This has been more fun, I think, and I'm sure the readers are liking it.
Luna-Blu: God, I hope so.
Goddesses: Ahem...
Luna-Blu: ...desses
Goddesses: Thank you.
Guru-Guru: The readers had better be liking it. I'd hate to get a flame from someone like The Mystery Cow.
Luna-Blu: I hope not. WATCH OUT FOR HIM PEEPS! HE MAY LIKE MY STUFF BUT HE SURE AS HELL WILL CUSS YOU OUT!
Makoto: I thought I said no inside jokes...
Tobu-Ken: Yeah...
Guru-Guru: Fine, everyone look at the reviews for Link's Talk Show by hero*o*donuts. There's a cow out there who's going to die if HOD ever finds out who it is...
Disclaimer: The aforementioned reviews are rated R.