Guru-Guru: Okay, now that we've established that Blu is 100% female...
Luna-Blu: If only we could post our e-mail conversations for you all...
TK: Consider yourselves lucky.
Asako: Very lucky.
Makoto: I'm lucky too. If they saw all that, they'd think I was slacking on the job.
Luna-Blu: I think they understand that they're lucky.
Guru-Guru: Uh-huh. So, what're we gonna do next?
Luna-Blu: I dunno. Asako and I are on good terms... TK is chained to a wall
TK: -glares-
Luna-Blu: ...Kimiko is channeling dudes and I am having poet's block with the damn tablets.
Guru-Guru: We're screwed.
TK: translation; we are all screwed over
Guru-Guru: GAH!
All: AHH! NOW THEM?!
Luna-Blu: Whew, wasn't me this time...
Guru-Guru: If only the readers knew how often that happens...
Makoto: Get on with it!
Rebirth of the Deity
Chapter 7
Day Eight: 8:00 AM
Kimiko's POV
Clock Town
"FINALLY!" I pulled Blu behind me as the two of us ran up and down Clock Town. I had been waiting for a shopping spree ever since we killed Ganondorf. This is what dreams are made of!
"I CAN'T BELEIVE WE ARE SHOPPING!" Asako complained as she hung to Blu's collar. When did THEY get so buddy-buddy?
"I KNOW! Can't we just rest?!" Blu snorted as we stopped in front of another shop. She glanced at the sign. "Great, more shoes."
"Oh, come on. This is going to be the last..." I never finished my thought, because as we walked into the shop, we saw the owner moving all his inventory into the basement.
"It's not safe, girls! It's not safe! Smoke is coming from the Stone Tower, just like it did seventeen years ago! That was when the Fierce Deity attacked us! Get somewhere safe!"
"Kimiko? Back away slowly..." As Blu and I backed out of the shop, we saw him. My dad, or whatever he was now, was standing on top of the Clock Tower, looking for something. Most people wouldn't have cared, if he hadn't been blowing up buildings that were blocking his line of sight...
"Who the hell is THAT?!" the two fairies asked in unison.
"Th-That would be..." my voice failed as he turned from his destruction.
"Her dad," Blu quickly finished.
"What should we do, Blu? Do we fight him or do we hide?"
"Kimiko, we don't know what he's looking for. What if he doesn't find it? He'll leave Clock Town in ruins!"
"Wait, I've got a plan... Can you create and control a doppelganger of yourself?"
Asako turned to her partner then back to me. "Well? Can you?"
Blu shrugged. "I don't know." We all got in her face.
"JUST TRY IT, WILL YAH?!"
"Fine, fine, just keep it down and give me a second!"
Blu turned away and started to fiddle with something. The fairies and I both exchanged confused glances. When she finally turned around, Blu held out a crudely made doll for us all to see. "Is that it?"
Blu shock her head. "Of course that's not it!" She then removed a leaf from her pocket and placed it on the dolls head...or what was supposed to be the head. There a flash followed by a yawn. When the light dimmed, there stood two Blus, grinning stupidly. "Told you!" they chimed in unison.
"Well, that works if you wanna do it the hard way." I squeezed my eyes closed tightly and opened them to see myself. Both Blus just gaped at us.
"You....I just....we....you did....AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHH!!!!" the twin foxes jumps on the two of us and started to strangle us. The fairies looked on, just staring as we rolled on the ground, now giggling. Quite stupid, really. A place was going up in flames and we were messing around. Go figure.
After the moment of insanity died off, what the doppelgangers walked out into the main view of what was once my father. The real Blu and I grinned at each other and went back to controlling our counterparts.
"Aha, there you are, chosen one. My master will be pleased..." The deity, for that's what he was now, swooped down at 'me' and tried to catch me, but my copy had the same powers as me and I teleported her back behind him.
"Well, I guess we know what he wants now, don't we, Kimiko?"
"But why does he want me?"
"I don't know, but we have to get rid of him so we can help rebuild Clock Town and get to the Stone Tower."
"I've got an idea." Blu leaned closer, and a wicked grin spread on her face as she heard what I was thinking.
"You know, I've always wanted to see that happen to you..." I punched her on the arm before turning to my plan. The deity lunged for 'me' again, and 'I' teleported, coming back in just the wrong place. Blu, who had given up on her doppelganger and left it in front of the Clock Tower as a doll, made the rocks above 'me' fall, knocking my clone out cold. I let go of her, leaving a copy of me in a coma for my dad to take back to his master, whoever it was.
Guru-Guru: Figures we only get as far as "Great, more shoes," before Blu gets offline for the last time before her mom leaves...
Asako: You know you wrote that on Tuesday, back when that was all you two had, and you two finally finished the chapter on Sunday...
Guru-Guru: So? I'm being prepared. The following is the rest of the authors' notes, written AFTER the chapter was completed, unlike this hunk o' text...
Luna-Blu: LITTLE GREEN DUDES!
Guru-Guru: We still don't know what THAT one's about...
TK: Another reason you all should be glad we do not post our IM conversations...
Luna-Blu: SORRY ALL!
Guru-Guru: Blu, I think the readers want to know why they didn't get a new chapter for a week.
Luna-Blu: MY BAD!
TK: Don't you mean your mom's bad?
Luna-Blu: -ignoring TK- THE NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE FUNNY!
TK: I COME BACK!
All: YAY!...We think...
TK: -face plant-
Guru-Guru: Sure, just leave the readers with no explanation...
Luna-Blu: Okay, I will! REVIEW!
Luna-Blu: If only we could post our e-mail conversations for you all...
TK: Consider yourselves lucky.
Asako: Very lucky.
Makoto: I'm lucky too. If they saw all that, they'd think I was slacking on the job.
Luna-Blu: I think they understand that they're lucky.
Guru-Guru: Uh-huh. So, what're we gonna do next?
Luna-Blu: I dunno. Asako and I are on good terms... TK is chained to a wall
TK: -glares-
Luna-Blu: ...Kimiko is channeling dudes and I am having poet's block with the damn tablets.
Guru-Guru: We're screwed.
TK: translation; we are all screwed over
Guru-Guru: GAH!
All: AHH! NOW THEM?!
Luna-Blu: Whew, wasn't me this time...
Guru-Guru: If only the readers knew how often that happens...
Makoto: Get on with it!
Rebirth of the Deity
Chapter 7
Day Eight: 8:00 AM
Kimiko's POV
Clock Town
"FINALLY!" I pulled Blu behind me as the two of us ran up and down Clock Town. I had been waiting for a shopping spree ever since we killed Ganondorf. This is what dreams are made of!
"I CAN'T BELEIVE WE ARE SHOPPING!" Asako complained as she hung to Blu's collar. When did THEY get so buddy-buddy?
"I KNOW! Can't we just rest?!" Blu snorted as we stopped in front of another shop. She glanced at the sign. "Great, more shoes."
"Oh, come on. This is going to be the last..." I never finished my thought, because as we walked into the shop, we saw the owner moving all his inventory into the basement.
"It's not safe, girls! It's not safe! Smoke is coming from the Stone Tower, just like it did seventeen years ago! That was when the Fierce Deity attacked us! Get somewhere safe!"
"Kimiko? Back away slowly..." As Blu and I backed out of the shop, we saw him. My dad, or whatever he was now, was standing on top of the Clock Tower, looking for something. Most people wouldn't have cared, if he hadn't been blowing up buildings that were blocking his line of sight...
"Who the hell is THAT?!" the two fairies asked in unison.
"Th-That would be..." my voice failed as he turned from his destruction.
"Her dad," Blu quickly finished.
"What should we do, Blu? Do we fight him or do we hide?"
"Kimiko, we don't know what he's looking for. What if he doesn't find it? He'll leave Clock Town in ruins!"
"Wait, I've got a plan... Can you create and control a doppelganger of yourself?"
Asako turned to her partner then back to me. "Well? Can you?"
Blu shrugged. "I don't know." We all got in her face.
"JUST TRY IT, WILL YAH?!"
"Fine, fine, just keep it down and give me a second!"
Blu turned away and started to fiddle with something. The fairies and I both exchanged confused glances. When she finally turned around, Blu held out a crudely made doll for us all to see. "Is that it?"
Blu shock her head. "Of course that's not it!" She then removed a leaf from her pocket and placed it on the dolls head...or what was supposed to be the head. There a flash followed by a yawn. When the light dimmed, there stood two Blus, grinning stupidly. "Told you!" they chimed in unison.
"Well, that works if you wanna do it the hard way." I squeezed my eyes closed tightly and opened them to see myself. Both Blus just gaped at us.
"You....I just....we....you did....AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHH!!!!" the twin foxes jumps on the two of us and started to strangle us. The fairies looked on, just staring as we rolled on the ground, now giggling. Quite stupid, really. A place was going up in flames and we were messing around. Go figure.
After the moment of insanity died off, what the doppelgangers walked out into the main view of what was once my father. The real Blu and I grinned at each other and went back to controlling our counterparts.
"Aha, there you are, chosen one. My master will be pleased..." The deity, for that's what he was now, swooped down at 'me' and tried to catch me, but my copy had the same powers as me and I teleported her back behind him.
"Well, I guess we know what he wants now, don't we, Kimiko?"
"But why does he want me?"
"I don't know, but we have to get rid of him so we can help rebuild Clock Town and get to the Stone Tower."
"I've got an idea." Blu leaned closer, and a wicked grin spread on her face as she heard what I was thinking.
"You know, I've always wanted to see that happen to you..." I punched her on the arm before turning to my plan. The deity lunged for 'me' again, and 'I' teleported, coming back in just the wrong place. Blu, who had given up on her doppelganger and left it in front of the Clock Tower as a doll, made the rocks above 'me' fall, knocking my clone out cold. I let go of her, leaving a copy of me in a coma for my dad to take back to his master, whoever it was.
Guru-Guru: Figures we only get as far as "Great, more shoes," before Blu gets offline for the last time before her mom leaves...
Asako: You know you wrote that on Tuesday, back when that was all you two had, and you two finally finished the chapter on Sunday...
Guru-Guru: So? I'm being prepared. The following is the rest of the authors' notes, written AFTER the chapter was completed, unlike this hunk o' text...
Luna-Blu: LITTLE GREEN DUDES!
Guru-Guru: We still don't know what THAT one's about...
TK: Another reason you all should be glad we do not post our IM conversations...
Luna-Blu: SORRY ALL!
Guru-Guru: Blu, I think the readers want to know why they didn't get a new chapter for a week.
Luna-Blu: MY BAD!
TK: Don't you mean your mom's bad?
Luna-Blu: -ignoring TK- THE NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE FUNNY!
TK: I COME BACK!
All: YAY!...We think...
TK: -face plant-
Guru-Guru: Sure, just leave the readers with no explanation...
Luna-Blu: Okay, I will! REVIEW!