Luna-Blu: Well, I think TK has an announcement for...who again?
TK: My fangirls.
Luna-Blu: Girl. Fan GIRL.
Guru-Guru: Don't start multiplying them in your head...
TK: Fine, fan GIRL, anyway, if anyone wants to see my hot bod...
All: -raise eye brows-
Luna-Blu: You look like Link without any body. YOU'RE A STICK!
TK: AM NOT!
Asako: Not much of an improvement from being a sword...
Luna-Blu: Before we scare any more people we'd better start... -drools over Oni-Link some more-
TK: quit doing that!
Rebirth of the Deity
Chapter 8
TK's POV
"So you're saying that this is the chosen one I asked for." I came to for the fifth time to hear the voice again. That was how I had begun marking time. By how many times I passed out and came to. "You're saying that this is the chosen descendent of the legendary one, and the key I want."
"Yes, master." I saw three faint figures in the blackness. One was concealed and less muscular than I would have expected. The other two were the new Link and...Kimiko? Yes, that was definitely her limp form.
"Imbecile! You brought me a fake!" The shadowed figure slit Kimiko's throat, and Kimiko vanished. "That was a copy! A doppelganger!"
"B-but m-master..."
"YOU IDIOT!" A loud slap echoed through the dungeon that had become my home. I found myself laughing at the howl of pain that followed. "HOW COULD YOU BE SO STUPID! IT WAS SIMPLE! GET THE KEY! GET BACK HERE! SIMPLE!" Another whack rang from the shadows.
Link...or whatever he was now...stepped from the shadows with four long scrapes running down his left cheek. The scars didn't look very healthy from what I could make out in this light. "Did it hurt?" I asked him, being my normal, cocky self. He growled at me.
"Shut up, sword."
"I'm not a sword anymore. In fact, why don't you tell me why I'm not a sword anymore?"
"Why should I tell you anything?"
"Why shouldn't you?"
"I have my reasons."
"And those are...?"
"I can't tell you my reasons for not telling you without telling you what I'm not... Stop it!"
"Aww...Uncle Linky...why won't you tell me?"
"Why are you calling me that?"
"Don't tell me you can't remember your own name!"
"Both of you, shut up!" Another figure began to appear in the shadows, but stopped before I could make out their face.
"At once master."
"What did I SAY!?" Link fell to his knees, bowing to an unseen master. This was getting annoying.
"HEY YOU!" I stood from the stone floor and pointed as best I could at my unseen captor. "If you're so powerful, why don't you come out of the shadows? Huh? If you're all high and mighty, why do you hide in the dark?"
"HOW DARE YOU!" Link stood on one knee and was about to slap me across the face when another hand did it for him. The pain, seeing as it was a new experience for me, sent me back to the wall. My feet hit the small lantern, causing it to fall over. "Let's leave the lantern out for a while. Maybe that will teach him something." As the cold voice spoke, it got quieter, meaning that Link and the shadow were leaving me with only my thoughts.
"Way to go, sword boy..."
TK: I don't act like that.
Guru-Guru: Liar.
Luna-Blu: Yessh you do.
TK: DO NOT!
Luna-Blu: I THINK I WOULD KNOW!
TK: YOU DON'T KNOW SQUAT!
Makoto: CHILDREN! BEHAVE!
Luna-Blu: -twitch- What did you call me?
TK: I AM SIXTEEN, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW!
Luna-Blu: -COUGH-TWO-COUGH-
Guru-Guru: You'll both stop right there if you know what's good for you. Or we'll have a repeat of the omake chapter...
Both: NO! WE'LL BE GOOD! -under breath- for now...
Guru-Guru: I HEARD THAT!
TK: IF ANY OF MY FAN GIRLS...
Luna-Blu: -COUGH-GIRL-COUGH-
TK:- ...WANT TO SEE ME, EMAIL BLU!
Luna-Blu: REVIEW!
Guru-Guru: Too much caps lock...
TK: My fangirls.
Luna-Blu: Girl. Fan GIRL.
Guru-Guru: Don't start multiplying them in your head...
TK: Fine, fan GIRL, anyway, if anyone wants to see my hot bod...
All: -raise eye brows-
Luna-Blu: You look like Link without any body. YOU'RE A STICK!
TK: AM NOT!
Asako: Not much of an improvement from being a sword...
Luna-Blu: Before we scare any more people we'd better start... -drools over Oni-Link some more-
TK: quit doing that!
Rebirth of the Deity
Chapter 8
TK's POV
"So you're saying that this is the chosen one I asked for." I came to for the fifth time to hear the voice again. That was how I had begun marking time. By how many times I passed out and came to. "You're saying that this is the chosen descendent of the legendary one, and the key I want."
"Yes, master." I saw three faint figures in the blackness. One was concealed and less muscular than I would have expected. The other two were the new Link and...Kimiko? Yes, that was definitely her limp form.
"Imbecile! You brought me a fake!" The shadowed figure slit Kimiko's throat, and Kimiko vanished. "That was a copy! A doppelganger!"
"B-but m-master..."
"YOU IDIOT!" A loud slap echoed through the dungeon that had become my home. I found myself laughing at the howl of pain that followed. "HOW COULD YOU BE SO STUPID! IT WAS SIMPLE! GET THE KEY! GET BACK HERE! SIMPLE!" Another whack rang from the shadows.
Link...or whatever he was now...stepped from the shadows with four long scrapes running down his left cheek. The scars didn't look very healthy from what I could make out in this light. "Did it hurt?" I asked him, being my normal, cocky self. He growled at me.
"Shut up, sword."
"I'm not a sword anymore. In fact, why don't you tell me why I'm not a sword anymore?"
"Why should I tell you anything?"
"Why shouldn't you?"
"I have my reasons."
"And those are...?"
"I can't tell you my reasons for not telling you without telling you what I'm not... Stop it!"
"Aww...Uncle Linky...why won't you tell me?"
"Why are you calling me that?"
"Don't tell me you can't remember your own name!"
"Both of you, shut up!" Another figure began to appear in the shadows, but stopped before I could make out their face.
"At once master."
"What did I SAY!?" Link fell to his knees, bowing to an unseen master. This was getting annoying.
"HEY YOU!" I stood from the stone floor and pointed as best I could at my unseen captor. "If you're so powerful, why don't you come out of the shadows? Huh? If you're all high and mighty, why do you hide in the dark?"
"HOW DARE YOU!" Link stood on one knee and was about to slap me across the face when another hand did it for him. The pain, seeing as it was a new experience for me, sent me back to the wall. My feet hit the small lantern, causing it to fall over. "Let's leave the lantern out for a while. Maybe that will teach him something." As the cold voice spoke, it got quieter, meaning that Link and the shadow were leaving me with only my thoughts.
"Way to go, sword boy..."
TK: I don't act like that.
Guru-Guru: Liar.
Luna-Blu: Yessh you do.
TK: DO NOT!
Luna-Blu: I THINK I WOULD KNOW!
TK: YOU DON'T KNOW SQUAT!
Makoto: CHILDREN! BEHAVE!
Luna-Blu: -twitch- What did you call me?
TK: I AM SIXTEEN, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW!
Luna-Blu: -COUGH-TWO-COUGH-
Guru-Guru: You'll both stop right there if you know what's good for you. Or we'll have a repeat of the omake chapter...
Both: NO! WE'LL BE GOOD! -under breath- for now...
Guru-Guru: I HEARD THAT!
TK: IF ANY OF MY FAN GIRLS...
Luna-Blu: -COUGH-GIRL-COUGH-
TK:- ...WANT TO SEE ME, EMAIL BLU!
Luna-Blu: REVIEW!
Guru-Guru: Too much caps lock...