From the Journal of a Friendship Crazed Loon
Day 3 By TypoNumber5
A/N: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am EVIL. EEEEEEEVIL!! *receives several odd looks* Whaaat? I am!
Okies... reviewer responses...
Anonymous - The difference between Anzu and Tea? Well... Anzu is a whole lot smarter than Tea, and she doesn't rant about friendship as much...
Sydny - Heehee... that sounds like my journal... Only now a days I only write in it to rant about the unfairness of school...
Akuhoshi - No, I don't think my Anzu sounds like Tea. Just because Anzu doesn't rant about friendship as much doesn't mean she doesn't do it. It's just that Anzu is perfectly aware of that where Tea isn't... Remember Yami's duel with Johnny Steps? Anzu DID give him a nice long rant (it wasn't exactly about friendship, though) and then after he left she turned to Yami and said something along the lines of, "I talked too much, didn't I?" So... yeah. I admit I might have over done it in the first chapter, but that was because I wrote that a REALLY long time ago under the name Tea and, in my campaign against 4Kids, later changed it to Anzu. Let's just pretend she was in a "friendship mood."
Ethelflaed - No, I won't bash Anzu. Just don't get mad at me if I mentally torture her to the point where she lights the school on fire.
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Day 3, Sunday, 3:09 PM
See that pretty masking tape line on my bedroom floor? It's dividing my room in two. This side is mine, and that side is Aunt Kagami's. You can messed with that side as long as you leave this side alone. Got that?
Right... so what else have I done today? Nothing. Okay, my life is miserable...
ANZU MAZAKI'S LIST OF 25 THINGS YAMI BAKURA WOULD NEVER SAY
+ Back off, melodramatic one!
+ Dude, a bunny suit with a Scottish kilt is SO not your thing.
+ Oh, for the love Ra, just give me the freakin' puzzle!!
+ Jumping jelly beans, ye evil plot has gone a muck!
+ Hikari... what does Dark Sanctuary do again?
+ I like Millennium Items... they're so... Millennium-y!
+ I sleep in Bob the Builder pajamas!
+ You only think I'm crazy because I am.
+ I'm "schizophrenic"? What the hell is that supposed to mean? It means you have a multiple personality disorder, moron. Oh. Okay. Wait...
+ I wanna bunny.
+ Muhahahahahaha... GOLDFISH!
+ I am the Marshmallow Peep God! FEAR MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+ Who likes short shorts? I like short shorts! Da na na na na na...
+ The name's Bakura. Yami Bakura. *a la James Bond*
+ Don't get mad, get Glad!
+ Candy corn. It's all about the candy corn.
+ Screw the Egyptian gods! Let's all go worship Aphrodite, that babe.
+ *cheering* Let's go, Yami! LET'S GO!! *clap, clap*
+ I LOVE friendship!! Friend makes the world go 'round!
+ You take French? You loser! DIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
+ Those who take Spanish shall join me in world domination!
+ VAMPIRE-ISM!!!!! *bites orange*
+ Love and peace! Love and peace! *Think Vash (Trigun)*
+ *singing* Oops! I did it again...
+ Banana pineapple juice... who doesn't like banana pineapple juice?
+ LOVE AND PEACE, DAMMIT!!!!
Yeah... I have no life. -_-;;
~ 6:34 PM
Kagami's futon is like... black. O_____o;;
~ 6:42 PM
We're going out to dinner... yay. Some place called "Burger Land." I bet Yugi would love it. I'm in the car right now. You know... I used to take this road to work...
~7:13 PM
x_X
Note to self: KILL Dad.
Do you know what he did? He got the name of the fast food place wrong. Its Burger WORLD.
X_x
For those of you who don't know: I used to work here. However, its against school rules to have a job without permission and I risked getting expelled. So, naturally, I didn't tell anyone. Including my family. I was fired anyway... punched out a customer when he touched my butt...
But still. They KNOW me here.
x_X
Hoshi greeted us at the door. She was all like, "Hi, Anzu-chan!"
I smiled and said "hi" back, but when we sat down dad goes, "You KNOW her?"
X_x
I told him that I used to come here a lot with Yugi. Hoshi's very talkative and makes friends with a lot of the customers that she doesn't annoy to death. Dad bought this, seeing as Hoshi was currently telling a very serious looking businessman her life story.
Oh. My. God.
x_X
Insector HAGA just walked in. Why me? Why MEEEEEEEEE????
I'll just hide under the table and hope he doesn't notice me.
...
...
Crap. He saw me. Why? Mom doesn't want me under the filthy table.
Haga, what are you doing? He's coming over... Insector Haga is coming over to annoying me.
Yes, Dad, I've met him before.
No, Dad, he's not my secret boyfriend. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW...
Wait, Mom LIKES him???
MOM!! He's not a perfect gentlemen! He's a cheating, bug-faced maggot!!
...
I am NOT sitting with him! Dad, stop winking at me like that. I. _HATE_. HAGA!!!!!!!!!!!
...
...
...
UGH!!! I'm sitting with HAGA. And he's FLIRTING with me. Would slap him, but Mom would KILL me if I did.
Why does my mom like Haga?
...
WILL. NOT. KILL. UGLY. BUG. BOY.
...
I can't even eat with him in my presence. Maybe if I pretended he was Yami Yugi...
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW...
BAAAAAAAAAAAD mental images.
...
I think I'm gonna throw up...
I hope no one I know sees me...
...
I jinxed myself, didn't I? Seto Kaiba just walked in. Uuuuuuuugggggghhhhh...
Don't look at me like that, Kaiba. Don't--
Oh crap.
"I didn't know you hung around with low levels like HIM." Kaiba says.
Death glare.
"Although, I suppose, he might be all a girl like you can get."
DEATH glare.
Mom's coming over. So is dad. Ha, Kaiba, you're going to get it. My parents don't like it when people harass me.
...
Wha? They're being friendly?
...
WHY?????????? They're being all polite and nice and asking if I was bothering him! NO! He was bothering ME! My parents have never been impressed by money or anything... why are they acting like this?
...
Haga, stop staring at my chest... *twitch* *twitch*
...
Okay, Kaiba's going over and buying take-out. I've kicked Haga in the leg hard enough to leave a nasty bruise, so he's stopped staring at me. For now.
...
...
Wait, what was Seto Kaiba doing buying food in a dingy joint like this???
Hey, the manager is talking to my parents...
Oh no...
Dad looks mad. I think he just figured out why I used to come home late...
...
"Anzu, mind telling me WHY you risked being expelled to get a job you don't NEED?"
Ohcrapohcrapohcrapohcrap-- "Well, you see dad," -- ohcrapohcrapohcrapohcrapohcrap-- "there we a bunch of people at school who were getting jobs without permission," --ohcrapohcrapohcrapohcrapohcrap-- "and... uh... peer pressure?" OHCRAP!! Stupid, stupid, stupid...!
Now dad's ranting up a storm. Everyone's staring at us. Mom's crying. Dad's turning red... now purple... I hope he doesn't hurt himself. I'll just tune out now...
...
...
Well. I'm grounded now. I lost my allowance too. And Haga's gone back to staring at me... grrrrrrrrr...
He says that because I lost my privilege to see the outside world for a while, he'd bring the outside world to me and then when I was free I could pay him back with a date.
...
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alright, that's it, now you DIE!!
~9: 14 PM
Well... I got into even MORE trouble after what I did to bug boy. But he deserved it.
Basically, I punched him in the face and his glasses fell off... then I dumped pepper in his eyes... and kicked him a couple times... and somehow got ketchup all over him so that he looked like he was bleeding really bad.
FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! (and no, you don't have to replace that with "TEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!!")
I think they took him to the hospital. o______O;;;;;;;
Tomorrow's school... ugh... I should get to bed now...
Stupid school.
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Um... yeah. I wrote that in two minutes. o_O
REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Day 3 By TypoNumber5
A/N: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am EVIL. EEEEEEEVIL!! *receives several odd looks* Whaaat? I am!
Okies... reviewer responses...
Anonymous - The difference between Anzu and Tea? Well... Anzu is a whole lot smarter than Tea, and she doesn't rant about friendship as much...
Sydny - Heehee... that sounds like my journal... Only now a days I only write in it to rant about the unfairness of school...
Akuhoshi - No, I don't think my Anzu sounds like Tea. Just because Anzu doesn't rant about friendship as much doesn't mean she doesn't do it. It's just that Anzu is perfectly aware of that where Tea isn't... Remember Yami's duel with Johnny Steps? Anzu DID give him a nice long rant (it wasn't exactly about friendship, though) and then after he left she turned to Yami and said something along the lines of, "I talked too much, didn't I?" So... yeah. I admit I might have over done it in the first chapter, but that was because I wrote that a REALLY long time ago under the name Tea and, in my campaign against 4Kids, later changed it to Anzu. Let's just pretend she was in a "friendship mood."
Ethelflaed - No, I won't bash Anzu. Just don't get mad at me if I mentally torture her to the point where she lights the school on fire.
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Day 3, Sunday, 3:09 PM
See that pretty masking tape line on my bedroom floor? It's dividing my room in two. This side is mine, and that side is Aunt Kagami's. You can messed with that side as long as you leave this side alone. Got that?
Right... so what else have I done today? Nothing. Okay, my life is miserable...
ANZU MAZAKI'S LIST OF 25 THINGS YAMI BAKURA WOULD NEVER SAY
+ Back off, melodramatic one!
+ Dude, a bunny suit with a Scottish kilt is SO not your thing.
+ Oh, for the love Ra, just give me the freakin' puzzle!!
+ Jumping jelly beans, ye evil plot has gone a muck!
+ Hikari... what does Dark Sanctuary do again?
+ I like Millennium Items... they're so... Millennium-y!
+ I sleep in Bob the Builder pajamas!
+ You only think I'm crazy because I am.
+ I'm "schizophrenic"? What the hell is that supposed to mean? It means you have a multiple personality disorder, moron. Oh. Okay. Wait...
+ I wanna bunny.
+ Muhahahahahaha... GOLDFISH!
+ I am the Marshmallow Peep God! FEAR MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+ Who likes short shorts? I like short shorts! Da na na na na na...
+ The name's Bakura. Yami Bakura. *a la James Bond*
+ Don't get mad, get Glad!
+ Candy corn. It's all about the candy corn.
+ Screw the Egyptian gods! Let's all go worship Aphrodite, that babe.
+ *cheering* Let's go, Yami! LET'S GO!! *clap, clap*
+ I LOVE friendship!! Friend makes the world go 'round!
+ You take French? You loser! DIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
+ Those who take Spanish shall join me in world domination!
+ VAMPIRE-ISM!!!!! *bites orange*
+ Love and peace! Love and peace! *Think Vash (Trigun)*
+ *singing* Oops! I did it again...
+ Banana pineapple juice... who doesn't like banana pineapple juice?
+ LOVE AND PEACE, DAMMIT!!!!
Yeah... I have no life. -_-;;
~ 6:34 PM
Kagami's futon is like... black. O_____o;;
~ 6:42 PM
We're going out to dinner... yay. Some place called "Burger Land." I bet Yugi would love it. I'm in the car right now. You know... I used to take this road to work...
~7:13 PM
x_X
Note to self: KILL Dad.
Do you know what he did? He got the name of the fast food place wrong. Its Burger WORLD.
X_x
For those of you who don't know: I used to work here. However, its against school rules to have a job without permission and I risked getting expelled. So, naturally, I didn't tell anyone. Including my family. I was fired anyway... punched out a customer when he touched my butt...
But still. They KNOW me here.
x_X
Hoshi greeted us at the door. She was all like, "Hi, Anzu-chan!"
I smiled and said "hi" back, but when we sat down dad goes, "You KNOW her?"
X_x
I told him that I used to come here a lot with Yugi. Hoshi's very talkative and makes friends with a lot of the customers that she doesn't annoy to death. Dad bought this, seeing as Hoshi was currently telling a very serious looking businessman her life story.
Oh. My. God.
x_X
Insector HAGA just walked in. Why me? Why MEEEEEEEEE????
I'll just hide under the table and hope he doesn't notice me.
...
...
Crap. He saw me. Why? Mom doesn't want me under the filthy table.
Haga, what are you doing? He's coming over... Insector Haga is coming over to annoying me.
Yes, Dad, I've met him before.
No, Dad, he's not my secret boyfriend. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW...
Wait, Mom LIKES him???
MOM!! He's not a perfect gentlemen! He's a cheating, bug-faced maggot!!
...
I am NOT sitting with him! Dad, stop winking at me like that. I. _HATE_. HAGA!!!!!!!!!!!
...
...
...
UGH!!! I'm sitting with HAGA. And he's FLIRTING with me. Would slap him, but Mom would KILL me if I did.
Why does my mom like Haga?
...
WILL. NOT. KILL. UGLY. BUG. BOY.
...
I can't even eat with him in my presence. Maybe if I pretended he was Yami Yugi...
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW...
BAAAAAAAAAAAD mental images.
...
I think I'm gonna throw up...
I hope no one I know sees me...
...
I jinxed myself, didn't I? Seto Kaiba just walked in. Uuuuuuuugggggghhhhh...
Don't look at me like that, Kaiba. Don't--
Oh crap.
"I didn't know you hung around with low levels like HIM." Kaiba says.
Death glare.
"Although, I suppose, he might be all a girl like you can get."
DEATH glare.
Mom's coming over. So is dad. Ha, Kaiba, you're going to get it. My parents don't like it when people harass me.
...
Wha? They're being friendly?
...
WHY?????????? They're being all polite and nice and asking if I was bothering him! NO! He was bothering ME! My parents have never been impressed by money or anything... why are they acting like this?
...
Haga, stop staring at my chest... *twitch* *twitch*
...
Okay, Kaiba's going over and buying take-out. I've kicked Haga in the leg hard enough to leave a nasty bruise, so he's stopped staring at me. For now.
...
...
Wait, what was Seto Kaiba doing buying food in a dingy joint like this???
Hey, the manager is talking to my parents...
Oh no...
Dad looks mad. I think he just figured out why I used to come home late...
...
"Anzu, mind telling me WHY you risked being expelled to get a job you don't NEED?"
Ohcrapohcrapohcrapohcrap-- "Well, you see dad," -- ohcrapohcrapohcrapohcrapohcrap-- "there we a bunch of people at school who were getting jobs without permission," --ohcrapohcrapohcrapohcrapohcrap-- "and... uh... peer pressure?" OHCRAP!! Stupid, stupid, stupid...!
Now dad's ranting up a storm. Everyone's staring at us. Mom's crying. Dad's turning red... now purple... I hope he doesn't hurt himself. I'll just tune out now...
...
...
Well. I'm grounded now. I lost my allowance too. And Haga's gone back to staring at me... grrrrrrrrr...
He says that because I lost my privilege to see the outside world for a while, he'd bring the outside world to me and then when I was free I could pay him back with a date.
...
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alright, that's it, now you DIE!!
~9: 14 PM
Well... I got into even MORE trouble after what I did to bug boy. But he deserved it.
Basically, I punched him in the face and his glasses fell off... then I dumped pepper in his eyes... and kicked him a couple times... and somehow got ketchup all over him so that he looked like he was bleeding really bad.
FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! (and no, you don't have to replace that with "TEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!!")
I think they took him to the hospital. o______O;;;;;;;
Tomorrow's school... ugh... I should get to bed now...
Stupid school.
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Um... yeah. I wrote that in two minutes. o_O
REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!