Luna-Blu: Well, it looks like TK no longer has a fan girl...
TK: I DO TOO!
Luna-Blu: Okay, let's rephrase that, she doesn't KNOW she's your fan girl...
TK: Guru and the fairies sure are quiet tonight...
Luna-Blu: Yessh, I think they fell asleep...
Guru-Guru: It's not my fault! I just finished dealing with a minor school crisis! Gimme a break!
Makoto: You readers are lucky I'm even letting him do this right now.
Asako: That's because I have a gun to her head.
Makoto: And I'm scared.
TK: GIMME A BREAK! GIMME A BREAK!
Guru-Guru: Stop right there if you know what's good for you...
Rebirth of the Deity
Chapter 9
Day Eight: 12:00 PM
Malon's POV
Lon Lon Ranch
"Well, why didn't you use your powers so you could use the dummy to spy on him and find out where he was going and who his master is?" Kimiko and Blu had sent me a piece of paper that had an identical copy. She said that the two pieces tried to stay identical, so writing on one would create writing on the other.
"Well, Mom, if we had left any sort of spell on the dummy, they could have traced it back to me, no matter where I went. Besides, we know he's in the Stone Tower, and it doesn't really matter who his master is yet. We'll find out when we have to fight him."
"You two are NOT going to fight your father in this condition!" I scribbled and underlined.
The handwriting that appeared next belonged Blu. "THAT THING IS NOT LINK!" The fox wrote madly across the paper. "Besides, I want my sword back!"
I slightly laughed at the last line, I could almost hear her cursing at the man who flew off with her talking Tobu-Ken. "You two just need to be careful!"
"Aren't we always, Mom? I mean, we just spent a week getting the Triforce back. I'm even holding the Triforce of Courage right now!" Kimiko scrawled. Who taught these girls to write? Oh, yeah. Me.
"And that's all the more reason to be careful. Sometimes you can do stupid things if you're too brave."
"Don't worry about it, Malon," came Blu's Cucco scratch. "She's got me to straighten her out. I'm chicken enough to balance things!"
"Well, I hope to see you two and your father and sword in a short while." I paused, looking over my last passage and the ones before it. "And when you two return, you are getting penmanship lessons."
Kimiko cleared the paper, and I put it away until the next time we were supposed to talk. I walked outside to check on the horses and almost walked right into a huge owl. "Shoo!"
"Now, is that any way to treat a friend of your husband's?" I almost freaked out when the owl talked until I remembered something.
"You must be Kaepora Gaebora. Link told me about you. You're the one who directed him to take that damn gauntlet in the first place."
"That may be, but if I hadn't, you would be Hyrule's queen right now."
"Don't remind me..." I said under my breath. The owl cocked his head. "I don't see why you would be here now, my husband and daughters are away, looking for the other, strangely enough."
"I'm here because the goddesses sent me here. Tell me, why do you think I told Link to take the gauntlet if I knew that this would be the end result, over 20 years later?"
"I...I don't know."
"Because it was fate. You heard the Fierce Deity legend, as incorrect and incomplete as it may be, so you knew that Link was fated to find it. Fate is a force more powerful than the goddesses. The situation your family is finding itself in was set up thousands of years ago, back when the Fierce Deity was a mortal going off to war. Even you and Zelda making that wish was a part of it. There was no way other than that gauntlet to reverse the wish, therefore it was the means for Link to find it. Why, the disaster that occurred during the honeymoon was even part of it. Now, as we approach the end, I must ask you to do one thing. Believe. Goodbye." With that, Kaepora Gaebora left the ranch, flying off to wherever it is he lived.
I felt a slight rage building in me as that annoying bird flew off. "COULD YOU BE ANY MORE VAGUE?! FOR THE SAKE OF DIN!" I think I hate that beast.
Luna-Blu: Well...It's like 1:45 here...BUT I STILL LOVE WRITING!
Guru-Guru: And I can say the same at 12:45!
TK: I want to sleep. Blu-chan, can we sleep?
Makoto & Asako: *snore*
Luna-Blu: Aww, TK, I have other fics to read!
TK: ...
Luna-Blu: Guys?
Luna-Blu: GUYS?
Luna-Blu: FINE! REVIEW!
Guru-Guru: *passes out*
TK: I DO TOO!
Luna-Blu: Okay, let's rephrase that, she doesn't KNOW she's your fan girl...
TK: Guru and the fairies sure are quiet tonight...
Luna-Blu: Yessh, I think they fell asleep...
Guru-Guru: It's not my fault! I just finished dealing with a minor school crisis! Gimme a break!
Makoto: You readers are lucky I'm even letting him do this right now.
Asako: That's because I have a gun to her head.
Makoto: And I'm scared.
TK: GIMME A BREAK! GIMME A BREAK!
Guru-Guru: Stop right there if you know what's good for you...
Rebirth of the Deity
Chapter 9
Day Eight: 12:00 PM
Malon's POV
Lon Lon Ranch
"Well, why didn't you use your powers so you could use the dummy to spy on him and find out where he was going and who his master is?" Kimiko and Blu had sent me a piece of paper that had an identical copy. She said that the two pieces tried to stay identical, so writing on one would create writing on the other.
"Well, Mom, if we had left any sort of spell on the dummy, they could have traced it back to me, no matter where I went. Besides, we know he's in the Stone Tower, and it doesn't really matter who his master is yet. We'll find out when we have to fight him."
"You two are NOT going to fight your father in this condition!" I scribbled and underlined.
The handwriting that appeared next belonged Blu. "THAT THING IS NOT LINK!" The fox wrote madly across the paper. "Besides, I want my sword back!"
I slightly laughed at the last line, I could almost hear her cursing at the man who flew off with her talking Tobu-Ken. "You two just need to be careful!"
"Aren't we always, Mom? I mean, we just spent a week getting the Triforce back. I'm even holding the Triforce of Courage right now!" Kimiko scrawled. Who taught these girls to write? Oh, yeah. Me.
"And that's all the more reason to be careful. Sometimes you can do stupid things if you're too brave."
"Don't worry about it, Malon," came Blu's Cucco scratch. "She's got me to straighten her out. I'm chicken enough to balance things!"
"Well, I hope to see you two and your father and sword in a short while." I paused, looking over my last passage and the ones before it. "And when you two return, you are getting penmanship lessons."
Kimiko cleared the paper, and I put it away until the next time we were supposed to talk. I walked outside to check on the horses and almost walked right into a huge owl. "Shoo!"
"Now, is that any way to treat a friend of your husband's?" I almost freaked out when the owl talked until I remembered something.
"You must be Kaepora Gaebora. Link told me about you. You're the one who directed him to take that damn gauntlet in the first place."
"That may be, but if I hadn't, you would be Hyrule's queen right now."
"Don't remind me..." I said under my breath. The owl cocked his head. "I don't see why you would be here now, my husband and daughters are away, looking for the other, strangely enough."
"I'm here because the goddesses sent me here. Tell me, why do you think I told Link to take the gauntlet if I knew that this would be the end result, over 20 years later?"
"I...I don't know."
"Because it was fate. You heard the Fierce Deity legend, as incorrect and incomplete as it may be, so you knew that Link was fated to find it. Fate is a force more powerful than the goddesses. The situation your family is finding itself in was set up thousands of years ago, back when the Fierce Deity was a mortal going off to war. Even you and Zelda making that wish was a part of it. There was no way other than that gauntlet to reverse the wish, therefore it was the means for Link to find it. Why, the disaster that occurred during the honeymoon was even part of it. Now, as we approach the end, I must ask you to do one thing. Believe. Goodbye." With that, Kaepora Gaebora left the ranch, flying off to wherever it is he lived.
I felt a slight rage building in me as that annoying bird flew off. "COULD YOU BE ANY MORE VAGUE?! FOR THE SAKE OF DIN!" I think I hate that beast.
Luna-Blu: Well...It's like 1:45 here...BUT I STILL LOVE WRITING!
Guru-Guru: And I can say the same at 12:45!
TK: I want to sleep. Blu-chan, can we sleep?
Makoto & Asako: *snore*
Luna-Blu: Aww, TK, I have other fics to read!
TK: ...
Luna-Blu: Guys?
Luna-Blu: GUYS?
Luna-Blu: FINE! REVIEW!
Guru-Guru: *passes out*