Luna-Blu: I WANT THE RAMEN!
TK: NEVER!
Luna-Blu: THE BEEFNESS!
TK: NEVER!
Guru-Guru: I thought you were on the patch...
TK: NEVER tell Blu you have ramen!
Luna-Blu: SCREW THE PATCH! MIA! I WANT THE RAMEN!
Rebirth of the Deity
Chapter 11
Day Eight: 5:00 PM
Link's POV
Inside Link's Head
"I've been trapped in this forest for so long... I know it's only been a couple days, but it's seemed like an eternity. My only companions are the ones I bring in, but they only do what I tell them to. Now, here I am, talking to myself again. Being a prisoner in your own head sucks."
I'd been sitting in my forest clearing for two days. Alone. So you can imagine my excitement when two things appeared that I couldn't change. I'd been trying to wake Kimiko and Blu since they had appeared the morning before, but no luck. I'd even tried screaming in Kimiko's ear as loud as I could. Nothing. Figuring it was worth another shot, I walked up to Kimiko's sleeping figure and screamed in her ear at the top of my lungs. As I began to feel out of breath, I noticed the girls starting to stir.
I lowered my voice and lightly shook her. "Kimiko, come on Honey, time to get up." Kimiko rolled over, tugging at blankets that weren't there.
"Dad...five more minutes..." I smiled as Blu also began to toss and turn like she usually did.
"No...no more...erg...Bunnies..." The family demon let out a loud snore. I laughed, making her ears perk. She quickly sat up, rubbing her eyes over and over again. "O MY...KIMIKO GET UP!"
Kimiko's eyes started to crack open. "Blu, we can go on one of your ramen...runs...later...DAD! But...how?"
"I don't know. I've been stuck up here for two days, and you two showed up about half a day after I got here. You've been unconscious for a day and a half. I tried screaming to wake you up. I see it worked the second time."
"Yeah, we heard it..." That earned Blu a glare from Kimiko.
"Blu, is that what happened when I blacked out in the Great Bay?"
"Yeah, but I guess I have LINK to thank for the ear bleed." I glared playfully at her. "Hey, I'm not done, Mr. Lungs, I ALSO have my new blown back hair-do, my headache meds AND a ranting fairy to thank you for!" My glare intensified. "Oh, and ONE more thing, where the hell are we?"
"Well, you're inside my head, actually. I've been a prisoner in here ever since Majora put the Deity Spirit in control of my body. Majora has some nasty plans for TK..."
"Majora? And who's TK?" I wished that Blu could keep that confused look of blissful ignorance.
"I'll show you." I concentrated, and the forest around us melted to show the outside world. "This is a copy of TK's cell in the Stone Tower. We can move and see everything, but you can't touch. This is TK. The Hylian formerly known as Tobu-Ken."
The two girls stood gaping at the young man chained to the stone wall. He bobbed his head back and forth, singing to the very annoyed Deity guarding him. "NINTY-NINE BOTTLES OF MILK ON THE WALL! NINTY-NINE BOTTLES OF MILK!"
I watched as both Kimiko and Blu's eyes widened as they recognized his voice. "See now?"
Blu turned to me, her hand raised pointing to the still singing former sword. "He...He..."
"What Blu?"
"HE STOLE MY SONG!"
Kimiko freaked out. "DOESN'T IT SEEM STRANGE TO YOU THAT HE'S NOT A SWORD ANYMORE?!"
"I'M JUST TRYING TO CALM MYSELF DOWN! GODDESSES! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?! WHY...WHY...Why does he look like you?" She turned her gaze from TK to me, her finger in suit.
"You can ask my master that question when you get here." The real Deity had fallen into a trance, and a new copy of him had appeared in my head. "Sorry, but visiting hours are over." He opened a purple vortex, and Kimiko and Blu were sucked out. The Deity left his trance, and I was left alone in my forest once more.
"Jackass..."
Luna-Blu: Fscking kangaroos...
TK: Well, that made no sense...
Luna-Blu: That's the whole point.
Guru-Guru: Ain't randomness wonderful?
Luna-Blu: DEATH TO ALL RABBITS, BUNNIES, AND OTHER FURRY CREATURES!
Asako: You're furry... DIE!
Luna-Blu: NON-DEMON! DON'T HURT ME!!!
Just ruin my fun, then...
TK: Well...seeing as Blu has run out of...where ever the hell we are, I will do the honors, REVIEW!
TK: NEVER!
Luna-Blu: THE BEEFNESS!
TK: NEVER!
Guru-Guru: I thought you were on the patch...
TK: NEVER tell Blu you have ramen!
Luna-Blu: SCREW THE PATCH! MIA! I WANT THE RAMEN!
Rebirth of the Deity
Chapter 11
Day Eight: 5:00 PM
Link's POV
Inside Link's Head
"I've been trapped in this forest for so long... I know it's only been a couple days, but it's seemed like an eternity. My only companions are the ones I bring in, but they only do what I tell them to. Now, here I am, talking to myself again. Being a prisoner in your own head sucks."
I'd been sitting in my forest clearing for two days. Alone. So you can imagine my excitement when two things appeared that I couldn't change. I'd been trying to wake Kimiko and Blu since they had appeared the morning before, but no luck. I'd even tried screaming in Kimiko's ear as loud as I could. Nothing. Figuring it was worth another shot, I walked up to Kimiko's sleeping figure and screamed in her ear at the top of my lungs. As I began to feel out of breath, I noticed the girls starting to stir.
I lowered my voice and lightly shook her. "Kimiko, come on Honey, time to get up." Kimiko rolled over, tugging at blankets that weren't there.
"Dad...five more minutes..." I smiled as Blu also began to toss and turn like she usually did.
"No...no more...erg...Bunnies..." The family demon let out a loud snore. I laughed, making her ears perk. She quickly sat up, rubbing her eyes over and over again. "O MY...KIMIKO GET UP!"
Kimiko's eyes started to crack open. "Blu, we can go on one of your ramen...runs...later...DAD! But...how?"
"I don't know. I've been stuck up here for two days, and you two showed up about half a day after I got here. You've been unconscious for a day and a half. I tried screaming to wake you up. I see it worked the second time."
"Yeah, we heard it..." That earned Blu a glare from Kimiko.
"Blu, is that what happened when I blacked out in the Great Bay?"
"Yeah, but I guess I have LINK to thank for the ear bleed." I glared playfully at her. "Hey, I'm not done, Mr. Lungs, I ALSO have my new blown back hair-do, my headache meds AND a ranting fairy to thank you for!" My glare intensified. "Oh, and ONE more thing, where the hell are we?"
"Well, you're inside my head, actually. I've been a prisoner in here ever since Majora put the Deity Spirit in control of my body. Majora has some nasty plans for TK..."
"Majora? And who's TK?" I wished that Blu could keep that confused look of blissful ignorance.
"I'll show you." I concentrated, and the forest around us melted to show the outside world. "This is a copy of TK's cell in the Stone Tower. We can move and see everything, but you can't touch. This is TK. The Hylian formerly known as Tobu-Ken."
The two girls stood gaping at the young man chained to the stone wall. He bobbed his head back and forth, singing to the very annoyed Deity guarding him. "NINTY-NINE BOTTLES OF MILK ON THE WALL! NINTY-NINE BOTTLES OF MILK!"
I watched as both Kimiko and Blu's eyes widened as they recognized his voice. "See now?"
Blu turned to me, her hand raised pointing to the still singing former sword. "He...He..."
"What Blu?"
"HE STOLE MY SONG!"
Kimiko freaked out. "DOESN'T IT SEEM STRANGE TO YOU THAT HE'S NOT A SWORD ANYMORE?!"
"I'M JUST TRYING TO CALM MYSELF DOWN! GODDESSES! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?! WHY...WHY...Why does he look like you?" She turned her gaze from TK to me, her finger in suit.
"You can ask my master that question when you get here." The real Deity had fallen into a trance, and a new copy of him had appeared in my head. "Sorry, but visiting hours are over." He opened a purple vortex, and Kimiko and Blu were sucked out. The Deity left his trance, and I was left alone in my forest once more.
"Jackass..."
Luna-Blu: Fscking kangaroos...
TK: Well, that made no sense...
Luna-Blu: That's the whole point.
Guru-Guru: Ain't randomness wonderful?
Luna-Blu: DEATH TO ALL RABBITS, BUNNIES, AND OTHER FURRY CREATURES!
Asako: You're furry... DIE!
Luna-Blu: NON-DEMON! DON'T HURT ME!!!
Just ruin my fun, then...
TK: Well...seeing as Blu has run out of...where ever the hell we are, I will do the honors, REVIEW!