Guru-Guru: So, after those two pieces of crap, I'm sure you're all happy to have us both back!
Luna-Blu: Yup, it sure feels good to be writing at 1:40 am again. XD
Guru-Guru: Maybe that's why you didn't notice that I called your chapter crap... Let me correct myself. After my piece of crap and Blu's decent chapter...
Makoto: What did I say about getting all whiney like that?
Guru-Guru: I'm sorry.
Luna-Blu: -is picking large fox ear- Wha? You say somethin', you two?
Both: Nothing.
TK: Ow.
Luna-Blu: what hell is your problem?
TK: i sat on your bed...covered in crap...
Luna-Blu: O.o...Okay...that was random...
Guru-Guru: Well, let's just start...
Rebirth of the Deity
Chapter 14
Day Eight: 5:30 PM
Kimiko's POV
Altar, Clock Town Temple
"What the hell?" I heard Blu's voice, but I couldn't see her. The further down that purple vortex, the darker it got, and I couldn't see anything anymore. Without ever feeling an impact, I felt something solid behind my back. And when did my eyes close?
"Where are we? What exactly did that damn Deity throw us into?" I blinked my eyes open to see the tiny eyes of a fairy looking back. "AAH!"
"AAH!" Makoto and Asako screamed at the same time, but only Makoto was in clear view. From what I could tell, Blu had opened her eyes at the same time, sending her little partner flying backwards as well. Almost as if by some connected string, Blu and I both shot up to exchange glances.
"And what is THAT supposed to mean?" Blu exclaimed as she sat up and twisted her legs criss-cross.
"It means, oh ye of little mind, THAT WE ARE IN DEEP SHIT!"
"No, really, you think? Whatever. I'm getting out of here." Blu moved towards the exit, but before she could get out, she tripped on a large rock. "WHAT'S WITH ALL THE DAMN ROCKS?!"
"Blu? Do you remember what happened the last time you tripped on a rock?"
"Yeah? So?"
"Blow it up."
"Blu do this, Blu do that...jeez..." I glared at Blu, who quickly returned to the needed explosion. Of course, it only took two seconds before the next tablet was pulled from the rubble heap. "What the hell?"
"What is it, Blu?" She handed me the tablet.
"Look at this."
"What the hell?"
"Told you." The tablet was in some language I had never seen. It looked something like this.
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Consectetuer adipiscing elit.
Proin sit amet dolor.
Nam interdum commodo orci.
Integer ante. Duis laoreet
Convallis nisl. Nunc vel lectus.
Proin pulvinar augue. Praesent
Nunc tortor, placerat vitae,
Tincidunt non, congue id, leo.
Aenean nonummy augue id lectus.
Aenean iaculis. Nullam ultrices.
Libero a rutrum iaculis, eros
Libero rutrum purus, ac auctor
tellus mi at arcu. Etiam dapibus
elit ut nulla. Duis et ante.
Proin sapien. Nunc commodo tortor.
"Umm...girls? There's something Makoto and I forgot to tell you..." If Blu had ever looked like she wanted to kill Asako, this was ten times that.
"What is it?" she asked through gritted teeth. Pointy, gritted teeth.
"Makoto? Why don't you tell them?"
"Well, the historian who wrote the tablets was a bit paranoid at times, so some of it is encrypted. You'll have to translate it somehow."
"Oh...my...GODDESSES!"
Guru-Guru: So glad to have you back, Blu. This chapter made so much less sense. I thank you for that.
Luna-Blu: -snore snore-
TK: Well, THAT explains a lot!
Makoto: Indeed it does. Guru here is typing in his sleep. How he can read what we're all saying and respond to is a mystery to us all.
Guru-Guru: *snore* You don't wanna know... *snore*
Luna-Blu: -holds up sign-
Sign: -in big, black letters...with little chibis in the corners...O.o- REVIEW!
Luna-Blu: Yup, it sure feels good to be writing at 1:40 am again. XD
Guru-Guru: Maybe that's why you didn't notice that I called your chapter crap... Let me correct myself. After my piece of crap and Blu's decent chapter...
Makoto: What did I say about getting all whiney like that?
Guru-Guru: I'm sorry.
Luna-Blu: -is picking large fox ear- Wha? You say somethin', you two?
Both: Nothing.
TK: Ow.
Luna-Blu: what hell is your problem?
TK: i sat on your bed...covered in crap...
Luna-Blu: O.o...Okay...that was random...
Guru-Guru: Well, let's just start...
Rebirth of the Deity
Chapter 14
Day Eight: 5:30 PM
Kimiko's POV
Altar, Clock Town Temple
"What the hell?" I heard Blu's voice, but I couldn't see her. The further down that purple vortex, the darker it got, and I couldn't see anything anymore. Without ever feeling an impact, I felt something solid behind my back. And when did my eyes close?
"Where are we? What exactly did that damn Deity throw us into?" I blinked my eyes open to see the tiny eyes of a fairy looking back. "AAH!"
"AAH!" Makoto and Asako screamed at the same time, but only Makoto was in clear view. From what I could tell, Blu had opened her eyes at the same time, sending her little partner flying backwards as well. Almost as if by some connected string, Blu and I both shot up to exchange glances.
"And what is THAT supposed to mean?" Blu exclaimed as she sat up and twisted her legs criss-cross.
"It means, oh ye of little mind, THAT WE ARE IN DEEP SHIT!"
"No, really, you think? Whatever. I'm getting out of here." Blu moved towards the exit, but before she could get out, she tripped on a large rock. "WHAT'S WITH ALL THE DAMN ROCKS?!"
"Blu? Do you remember what happened the last time you tripped on a rock?"
"Yeah? So?"
"Blow it up."
"Blu do this, Blu do that...jeez..." I glared at Blu, who quickly returned to the needed explosion. Of course, it only took two seconds before the next tablet was pulled from the rubble heap. "What the hell?"
"What is it, Blu?" She handed me the tablet.
"Look at this."
"What the hell?"
"Told you." The tablet was in some language I had never seen. It looked something like this.
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Consectetuer adipiscing elit.
Proin sit amet dolor.
Nam interdum commodo orci.
Integer ante. Duis laoreet
Convallis nisl. Nunc vel lectus.
Proin pulvinar augue. Praesent
Nunc tortor, placerat vitae,
Tincidunt non, congue id, leo.
Aenean nonummy augue id lectus.
Aenean iaculis. Nullam ultrices.
Libero a rutrum iaculis, eros
Libero rutrum purus, ac auctor
tellus mi at arcu. Etiam dapibus
elit ut nulla. Duis et ante.
Proin sapien. Nunc commodo tortor.
"Umm...girls? There's something Makoto and I forgot to tell you..." If Blu had ever looked like she wanted to kill Asako, this was ten times that.
"What is it?" she asked through gritted teeth. Pointy, gritted teeth.
"Makoto? Why don't you tell them?"
"Well, the historian who wrote the tablets was a bit paranoid at times, so some of it is encrypted. You'll have to translate it somehow."
"Oh...my...GODDESSES!"
Guru-Guru: So glad to have you back, Blu. This chapter made so much less sense. I thank you for that.
Luna-Blu: -snore snore-
TK: Well, THAT explains a lot!
Makoto: Indeed it does. Guru here is typing in his sleep. How he can read what we're all saying and respond to is a mystery to us all.
Guru-Guru: *snore* You don't wanna know... *snore*
Luna-Blu: -holds up sign-
Sign: -in big, black letters...with little chibis in the corners...O.o- REVIEW!