The camera is once again being set up, but this time it's in a woman's house. "I don't feel like talking about that crap! It was a long time ago!" An annoyed voice says. "But it's for a good cause! Everyone needs to know about what happened! The people have a right to know!" Another voice argues. "All right…" The first voice finally agrees.
The dog steps in front of the camera, and begins speaking. "Today, on the Mary-Sue files we step even further into the war that happened here in Dominoe City. But this time, we're exploring the side of all that stands for good! We have gotten both Isis Ishtar, and Mai Valentine to agree to this interview. This is important, because these were the two women who thwarted the evil plot developed by Vivian, and executed by the Mary-Sues. These two are heroes! And it's a pleasure to be interviewing them!" The dog said. Another voice said, "It's a pleasure to be taping them, too!"
Mai's mouth dropped open, and she smacks someone standing behind the camera. "There! I've been wanting to do that all night long! Now let's get this dumb interview over with! I can't believe I even agreed to this!" Isis shook her head, and sat down next to the dog. Mai then took a seat on the other side of him, and shot a glare at someone behind the camera when an annoyed voice said, "I want to do the interview!" "Shut-up, Sony! Your going to make Mai mad, and she won't do it!" The dog snapped. "What ever." The voice replied. The dog shot a glare of his own before he turned to Isis.
"So, what was going through your mind when we first told you about the Mary-Sues?" Isis smiled, and said, "Well, I thought it was a joke at first." The dog raised his eyebrows, and said, "So you didn't think the animals who informed you of this were very trustworthy?" "Not really! Look at who they were looking for a story, for." "Good point! Well, how exactly did they convince you it was true?" "We convinced her through my extraordinary charm!" The voice from behind the camera chimed. "That's it!" Mai shouted jumping up. She jumped over the camera, and the camera is knocked over. "Take that, you little terd!" Mai is heard screaming! "OW, OWWW, OWWW, SOMEONE HELP!"
2 Years Earlier…
Sony, and BeeBop were eating pizza in a pizza parlor discussing what they had just heard. "I think we should go tell Isis, and Mai. They could do something!" BeeBop said. "Why?" Sony replied. "If we let them go get the Yu-Gi-Oh guys, that's less competition for us!" BeeBop sighed knowing he could never get Sony to agree with it as long as there was a possibility he could get a date, when an idea hit him. "Hey, Sony. Just think about how many girls were in that room. They were hot weren't they?" Sony gets a dreamy look in his eyes, and he says, "OH YEAH!" BeeBop sighs dramatically, and says, "It's a shame though. All of those girls…three times as many as the Yu-Gi-Oh girls…three times less than we'll get to date if we let the Yu-Gi-Oh guys get them…But hey! Let's go party with the Yu-Gi-Oh girls! I'm sure the Mary-Sue will be going for the guys by now."
Sony's mouth drops open, as he jumps up. "Hold it! You would dare let an injustice like a bunch of nerdy guys get stolen by hot girls, happen!?! Sick, man! You should be ashamed! Now, I tell your what we're going to do! We're going to Isis, and Mai, and we're going to beg, plead, strip, cuss, or what ever else we need to, just for the good cause of saving those guys! NOW GET YOUR BUTT UP! THERE'S NOT A MOMENT TO WASTE!" Sony jerked BeeBop up from the seat, and dragged him from the restaurant as fast as he could. BeeBop couldn't help, but grin, and think, 'I am so good!'
The first place they stopped at was Isis's house. She would be the easiest to convince. In other words, she wouldn't beat the crap out of Sony, on sight. They knocked on her door, and it was immediately opened. BeeBop grinned, and said, "You saw us coming using your millenium item, didn't you!" Isis just shook her head. "Actually, I thought you were the pizza guy!" BeeBop does an anime fall, while Sony rushes in.
"Isis, we've got something to tell you!" Isis sighed, and said, "No, I will not go on a date with you." "Trust me, Isis, this is much, much worse." BeeBop said. Sony's mouth drops open, and he retorts, "At least I have the guts to ask girls out!"
Realizing there was about to be a huge fight, Isis quickly intervened. "OK, what's going on?" Sony was about to open his mouth, when BeeBop started to explain. "Well, we were looking for a story for CG, when we uncovered an evil plot by the Mary-Sues to steal the hearts of the Yu-Gi-Oh guys. Now, we need you and Mai to do something about it." Isis starred at him a moment, and started laughing her head off. "You really want me to believe a story like that!?!" She gasped out between burst of laughter.
Shocked that Isis would laugh like that, BeeBop was at a lose for words. Luckily, Sony wasn't.
"Isis, let me paint you a picture. Remember Vivian, from Kaiba's tournament in America? She wants him. Now, imagine your standing in line at a fancy restaurant. This is a restaurant, that your not getting into unless you're a celebrity. But luckily, Marik offered to take you, since he's your little brother. Suddenly, a limo pulls up, and Kaiba gets out. Then, he turns, and helps Vivian out. He's so in-love he can't keep his eyes off of her. As they walk up that red carpet, and waltz into the restaurant, Vivian is running her fingers through Kaiba's hair. She makes a dorky comment, and he collapses on the ground laughing. Then, they enter the restaurant. Now, when you finally get in, what do you see, but Kaiba feeding Vivian, with a look of pure adoration on his face, as she licks the cream cheese from his finger. Then…" Sony got no farther.
Isis leaps up, and grabs Sony by the throat. "WHERE IS THE LITTLE SKANK!" She shrieks, flames shooting from her eyes. "Part one, complete." BeeBop says.
A few minutes later, of which BeeBop saw his life flashing before his eyes, because Isis's driving is so insane, they arrive at Mai's home. Isis leaps out of the car with out parking, and BeeBop slams on the brakes. "Which gear is park?" BeeBop asks Sony. "Beats me, I can't read."
Meanwhile, Isis races up the steps, and begins to bang on the door. Mai opens it, rubbing sleep from her eyes. "What in the world has gotten into you?" She asks Isis, covering a yawn. "That stupid little slut is trying to steal my man, and she's got an army ready to steal yours! Now your coming with me!" Isis screams. She then grabs, Mai, and shoves her into the car….
Present Day…
The dog sits the camera back up, and turns to Isis. "So, why did you react that way when Sony began to describe Kaiba with another woman?" Isis laughs, and says, "Well, I can't let another woman steal my man, now can I?" Sounds are heard as Mai continues to beat up the cat.
The dog turns back to the camera. "Well, you heard it here. Isis, and Mai couldn't bear the thought of another woman stealing their men. Especially by such foul means! Such noble hearts are hard to find, but for two animals, luckily, they were find able. Next, we'll be interviewing Seto Kaiba. Stay tuned next time for…The Mary-Sue Files!
Camera is shut off.
The dog steps in front of the camera, and begins speaking. "Today, on the Mary-Sue files we step even further into the war that happened here in Dominoe City. But this time, we're exploring the side of all that stands for good! We have gotten both Isis Ishtar, and Mai Valentine to agree to this interview. This is important, because these were the two women who thwarted the evil plot developed by Vivian, and executed by the Mary-Sues. These two are heroes! And it's a pleasure to be interviewing them!" The dog said. Another voice said, "It's a pleasure to be taping them, too!"
Mai's mouth dropped open, and she smacks someone standing behind the camera. "There! I've been wanting to do that all night long! Now let's get this dumb interview over with! I can't believe I even agreed to this!" Isis shook her head, and sat down next to the dog. Mai then took a seat on the other side of him, and shot a glare at someone behind the camera when an annoyed voice said, "I want to do the interview!" "Shut-up, Sony! Your going to make Mai mad, and she won't do it!" The dog snapped. "What ever." The voice replied. The dog shot a glare of his own before he turned to Isis.
"So, what was going through your mind when we first told you about the Mary-Sues?" Isis smiled, and said, "Well, I thought it was a joke at first." The dog raised his eyebrows, and said, "So you didn't think the animals who informed you of this were very trustworthy?" "Not really! Look at who they were looking for a story, for." "Good point! Well, how exactly did they convince you it was true?" "We convinced her through my extraordinary charm!" The voice from behind the camera chimed. "That's it!" Mai shouted jumping up. She jumped over the camera, and the camera is knocked over. "Take that, you little terd!" Mai is heard screaming! "OW, OWWW, OWWW, SOMEONE HELP!"
2 Years Earlier…
Sony, and BeeBop were eating pizza in a pizza parlor discussing what they had just heard. "I think we should go tell Isis, and Mai. They could do something!" BeeBop said. "Why?" Sony replied. "If we let them go get the Yu-Gi-Oh guys, that's less competition for us!" BeeBop sighed knowing he could never get Sony to agree with it as long as there was a possibility he could get a date, when an idea hit him. "Hey, Sony. Just think about how many girls were in that room. They were hot weren't they?" Sony gets a dreamy look in his eyes, and he says, "OH YEAH!" BeeBop sighs dramatically, and says, "It's a shame though. All of those girls…three times as many as the Yu-Gi-Oh girls…three times less than we'll get to date if we let the Yu-Gi-Oh guys get them…But hey! Let's go party with the Yu-Gi-Oh girls! I'm sure the Mary-Sue will be going for the guys by now."
Sony's mouth drops open, as he jumps up. "Hold it! You would dare let an injustice like a bunch of nerdy guys get stolen by hot girls, happen!?! Sick, man! You should be ashamed! Now, I tell your what we're going to do! We're going to Isis, and Mai, and we're going to beg, plead, strip, cuss, or what ever else we need to, just for the good cause of saving those guys! NOW GET YOUR BUTT UP! THERE'S NOT A MOMENT TO WASTE!" Sony jerked BeeBop up from the seat, and dragged him from the restaurant as fast as he could. BeeBop couldn't help, but grin, and think, 'I am so good!'
The first place they stopped at was Isis's house. She would be the easiest to convince. In other words, she wouldn't beat the crap out of Sony, on sight. They knocked on her door, and it was immediately opened. BeeBop grinned, and said, "You saw us coming using your millenium item, didn't you!" Isis just shook her head. "Actually, I thought you were the pizza guy!" BeeBop does an anime fall, while Sony rushes in.
"Isis, we've got something to tell you!" Isis sighed, and said, "No, I will not go on a date with you." "Trust me, Isis, this is much, much worse." BeeBop said. Sony's mouth drops open, and he retorts, "At least I have the guts to ask girls out!"
Realizing there was about to be a huge fight, Isis quickly intervened. "OK, what's going on?" Sony was about to open his mouth, when BeeBop started to explain. "Well, we were looking for a story for CG, when we uncovered an evil plot by the Mary-Sues to steal the hearts of the Yu-Gi-Oh guys. Now, we need you and Mai to do something about it." Isis starred at him a moment, and started laughing her head off. "You really want me to believe a story like that!?!" She gasped out between burst of laughter.
Shocked that Isis would laugh like that, BeeBop was at a lose for words. Luckily, Sony wasn't.
"Isis, let me paint you a picture. Remember Vivian, from Kaiba's tournament in America? She wants him. Now, imagine your standing in line at a fancy restaurant. This is a restaurant, that your not getting into unless you're a celebrity. But luckily, Marik offered to take you, since he's your little brother. Suddenly, a limo pulls up, and Kaiba gets out. Then, he turns, and helps Vivian out. He's so in-love he can't keep his eyes off of her. As they walk up that red carpet, and waltz into the restaurant, Vivian is running her fingers through Kaiba's hair. She makes a dorky comment, and he collapses on the ground laughing. Then, they enter the restaurant. Now, when you finally get in, what do you see, but Kaiba feeding Vivian, with a look of pure adoration on his face, as she licks the cream cheese from his finger. Then…" Sony got no farther.
Isis leaps up, and grabs Sony by the throat. "WHERE IS THE LITTLE SKANK!" She shrieks, flames shooting from her eyes. "Part one, complete." BeeBop says.
A few minutes later, of which BeeBop saw his life flashing before his eyes, because Isis's driving is so insane, they arrive at Mai's home. Isis leaps out of the car with out parking, and BeeBop slams on the brakes. "Which gear is park?" BeeBop asks Sony. "Beats me, I can't read."
Meanwhile, Isis races up the steps, and begins to bang on the door. Mai opens it, rubbing sleep from her eyes. "What in the world has gotten into you?" She asks Isis, covering a yawn. "That stupid little slut is trying to steal my man, and she's got an army ready to steal yours! Now your coming with me!" Isis screams. She then grabs, Mai, and shoves her into the car….
Present Day…
The dog sits the camera back up, and turns to Isis. "So, why did you react that way when Sony began to describe Kaiba with another woman?" Isis laughs, and says, "Well, I can't let another woman steal my man, now can I?" Sounds are heard as Mai continues to beat up the cat.
The dog turns back to the camera. "Well, you heard it here. Isis, and Mai couldn't bear the thought of another woman stealing their men. Especially by such foul means! Such noble hearts are hard to find, but for two animals, luckily, they were find able. Next, we'll be interviewing Seto Kaiba. Stay tuned next time for…The Mary-Sue Files!
Camera is shut off.