TK: This is Blu's sword boy. Blu can not do the authors' note right now because she is going through her old pictures.
Luna-Blu: I CAN TOO!
Luna-Blu: Damn, these SUCK!
Guru-Guru: o.O
Makoto: Don't be so hard on yourself.
Asako: They probably do suck.
Nayuki: Where am I?
Guru-Guru: I'll introduce you later...
TK: OH! WHAT MONSTROSITY DID YOU...find...
TK: THAT'S ME!
Asako: LMAO!
Luna-Blu: Yeah I know, ain't that just the crappiest thing you ever did see?
Asako: We should post some of this stuff!
Rebirth of the Deity
Chapter 15
Day Eight: 5:30 PM
Makoto's POV
"YAY! FINALLY! HOT SPRINGS!"
"Think of it Blu! That warm water-"
"IT BETTER BE MORE THEN WARM!"
"-pure and clean in every way-"
"NO MORE DIRT!"
"-all over the place-"
"Maybe I should wash my clothes too..."
"- little pools where we can just sit and soak-"
"eww...DEFINITELY need to wash da clothes!"
"-AND WE CAN TAKE A...WHERE THE HELL IS THE WATER?!"
"Since you know there's a hot spring here, I'm assuming that Link told you it was here. Didn't he tell you how to open it?" I swear, sometimes I think those two couldn't have figured out how a bottle works if Asako and I hadn't been there. I never got an answer. Or at least not a verbal one. Kimiko just pointed at Darmani the Goron's headstone and moved her finger, and the headstone moved with it. "Well, at least you two aren't completely brain dead..."
"I HEARD THAT!" I flinched and tried to dive for the sanctity of Kimiko's shoulder but she sent up a barrier, which I of course, went head first into.
"Oww... Do you know anything but violence, Blu?"
"In your case, not really."
"Good girl!" That remark put my sister on the top of my hit list, right alongside that fox...thing.
Blu and Kimiko excitedly put their hair into buns sitting on the top of their heads. After a snap from my partner and some fancy backpack work from Miss Fox, both were ready for a nice dip.
Little known fact: FAIRIES HATE WATER!
So while Kimiko and her not-so-friendly demon pal soaked in the accursed liquid, Asako and I stepped...er, flew...out for a little fresh air.
"You know, Asako, I'll never know how they can just sit in that water like that..."
"I know! It's like they're in a soup or something!"
"Yeah...So, what do you want to do?"
"I know! Let's go torture some Gorons!" And before I could protest, Asako flew off. I got up, about to fly off after her, but then I remembered the time I was eaten by one of those beasts. "HAVE FUN!"
I flew around for a while, seeing all there was to see in the Mountain Village. After about half an hour, I heard a familiar, tiny voice shouting, "STOP!" I turned around to see Asako yelling at a Goron who was about to eat a slab of rock. Slab? Asako seemed to be doing a good enough job of keeping the slab fragment out of the Goron's mouth, so I flew back to Darmani's grave to get the girls.
"GIRLS!" I zoomed into the walk-in grave, scaring the two girls have to death.
"WHAT THE HELL?! TRYING TO GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK HERE?!" Blu grabbed her chest as it heaved in and out, seeing as she was hyperventilating as it was. "This is thing is going Badda-boom-badda-BOOM!"
"That's not important right now! You two have to get down to the Goron Pond fast! Asako's just barely keeping a Goron from eating the next slab!"
"SLAB!" The two girls vanished in a twin flash of light.
"Damn them, I have to fly there," I grumbled to myself as I fluttered back down the cliff face.
When I finally caught up to them, out of breath and panting, the girls were trying, unsuccessfully, to get the Goron to give up the slab. "Come on, we'll get you a new rock!" yelled Blu as she tried to pull the slab away from the Goron.
"But this is top rock sirloin all the way from Dodongo's Cavern! It cost me 10,000 rupees to import from Hyrule!"
"We live in Hyrule! We can get you two for free if you give us this one!" Kimiko was trying reason with the Goron, but he wouldn't listen.
"I can't trust you!" And with that, the Goron popped the slab in it's mouth and bit down... "ARRGH!" ...and cracked his teeth. "TAKE IT!"
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"Thank you!" I shouted as our rock-eating friend ran away, presumably to a Goron dentist. "All right, we're ready to head to Ikana Canyon now. The last three slabs are rumored to be there."
"Sure thing..." started Kimiko.
"...after we hit the hot springs again!" Goddesses, I hate that fox sometimes...
Luna-Blu: Damn, now I want a hot bath...
TK: Din knows you need one.
Luna-Blu: SHUDDUP! At least I use a TOWEL!
TK: -blushes and runs out-
Guru-Guru: It's about time... We really didn't need to know any of that...
Nayuki: Meow...
Guru-Guru: Almost forgot about you... This is Nayuki, a neko-girl who was created because of Blu's friend T9. More explanation on her in the omake chapter, coming after the last chapter of the fic.
Nayuki: Hewwo.
Luna-Blu: ...
All: Well?
Luna-Blu: Wha?
Luna-Blu: OH YEAH!
Luna-Blu: REVIEW AND BRING ME RAMEN!
Luna-Blu: I CAN TOO!
Luna-Blu: Damn, these SUCK!
Guru-Guru: o.O
Makoto: Don't be so hard on yourself.
Asako: They probably do suck.
Nayuki: Where am I?
Guru-Guru: I'll introduce you later...
TK: OH! WHAT MONSTROSITY DID YOU...find...
TK: THAT'S ME!
Asako: LMAO!
Luna-Blu: Yeah I know, ain't that just the crappiest thing you ever did see?
Asako: We should post some of this stuff!
Rebirth of the Deity
Chapter 15
Day Eight: 5:30 PM
Makoto's POV
"YAY! FINALLY! HOT SPRINGS!"
"Think of it Blu! That warm water-"
"IT BETTER BE MORE THEN WARM!"
"-pure and clean in every way-"
"NO MORE DIRT!"
"-all over the place-"
"Maybe I should wash my clothes too..."
"- little pools where we can just sit and soak-"
"eww...DEFINITELY need to wash da clothes!"
"-AND WE CAN TAKE A...WHERE THE HELL IS THE WATER?!"
"Since you know there's a hot spring here, I'm assuming that Link told you it was here. Didn't he tell you how to open it?" I swear, sometimes I think those two couldn't have figured out how a bottle works if Asako and I hadn't been there. I never got an answer. Or at least not a verbal one. Kimiko just pointed at Darmani the Goron's headstone and moved her finger, and the headstone moved with it. "Well, at least you two aren't completely brain dead..."
"I HEARD THAT!" I flinched and tried to dive for the sanctity of Kimiko's shoulder but she sent up a barrier, which I of course, went head first into.
"Oww... Do you know anything but violence, Blu?"
"In your case, not really."
"Good girl!" That remark put my sister on the top of my hit list, right alongside that fox...thing.
Blu and Kimiko excitedly put their hair into buns sitting on the top of their heads. After a snap from my partner and some fancy backpack work from Miss Fox, both were ready for a nice dip.
Little known fact: FAIRIES HATE WATER!
So while Kimiko and her not-so-friendly demon pal soaked in the accursed liquid, Asako and I stepped...er, flew...out for a little fresh air.
"You know, Asako, I'll never know how they can just sit in that water like that..."
"I know! It's like they're in a soup or something!"
"Yeah...So, what do you want to do?"
"I know! Let's go torture some Gorons!" And before I could protest, Asako flew off. I got up, about to fly off after her, but then I remembered the time I was eaten by one of those beasts. "HAVE FUN!"
I flew around for a while, seeing all there was to see in the Mountain Village. After about half an hour, I heard a familiar, tiny voice shouting, "STOP!" I turned around to see Asako yelling at a Goron who was about to eat a slab of rock. Slab? Asako seemed to be doing a good enough job of keeping the slab fragment out of the Goron's mouth, so I flew back to Darmani's grave to get the girls.
"GIRLS!" I zoomed into the walk-in grave, scaring the two girls have to death.
"WHAT THE HELL?! TRYING TO GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK HERE?!" Blu grabbed her chest as it heaved in and out, seeing as she was hyperventilating as it was. "This is thing is going Badda-boom-badda-BOOM!"
"That's not important right now! You two have to get down to the Goron Pond fast! Asako's just barely keeping a Goron from eating the next slab!"
"SLAB!" The two girls vanished in a twin flash of light.
"Damn them, I have to fly there," I grumbled to myself as I fluttered back down the cliff face.
When I finally caught up to them, out of breath and panting, the girls were trying, unsuccessfully, to get the Goron to give up the slab. "Come on, we'll get you a new rock!" yelled Blu as she tried to pull the slab away from the Goron.
"But this is top rock sirloin all the way from Dodongo's Cavern! It cost me 10,000 rupees to import from Hyrule!"
"We live in Hyrule! We can get you two for free if you give us this one!" Kimiko was trying reason with the Goron, but he wouldn't listen.
"I can't trust you!" And with that, the Goron popped the slab in it's mouth and bit down... "ARRGH!" ...and cracked his teeth. "TAKE IT!"
Ut sagittis vestibulum risus.
Suspendisse iaculis. Etiam
Diam felis, iaculis eget,
Porttitor vel, vestibulum sit
Amet, sem. Duis non mi nec.
Augue molestie dignissim.
Donec magna risus, adipiscing
Eu, porta eu, pellentesque at,
Sapien. Nullam vitae magna non
Elit malesuada sollicitudin.
Nulla facilisi. In tempor
Malesuada est. Nulla tellus.
Nunc tincidunt pede vitae
metus. Nunc ac est. Vestibulum
Ante ipsum primis in faucibus
Orci luctus et ultrices posuere
Cubilia Curae; Suspendisse
Pellentesque. Morbi adipiscing.
"Thank you!" I shouted as our rock-eating friend ran away, presumably to a Goron dentist. "All right, we're ready to head to Ikana Canyon now. The last three slabs are rumored to be there."
"Sure thing..." started Kimiko.
"...after we hit the hot springs again!" Goddesses, I hate that fox sometimes...
Luna-Blu: Damn, now I want a hot bath...
TK: Din knows you need one.
Luna-Blu: SHUDDUP! At least I use a TOWEL!
TK: -blushes and runs out-
Guru-Guru: It's about time... We really didn't need to know any of that...
Nayuki: Meow...
Guru-Guru: Almost forgot about you... This is Nayuki, a neko-girl who was created because of Blu's friend T9. More explanation on her in the omake chapter, coming after the last chapter of the fic.
Nayuki: Hewwo.
Luna-Blu: ...
All: Well?
Luna-Blu: Wha?
Luna-Blu: OH YEAH!
Luna-Blu: REVIEW AND BRING ME RAMEN!