Guru-Guru: I am surrounded by idiots...
T9: If you only count you and your fairies, I would say so.
Guru-Guru: Actually, I was counting everyone but me and Blu...
Luna-Blu: Oh crap, she is in ANOTHER A/N...
Guru-Guru: We're starting?
Asako: Who let HER in?!
Luna-Blu: That's what I want to know.
T9: You did, smart one.
Nayuki: Meow.
Luna-Blu: Okay, 1) No I didn't, my mom did.
Luna-Blu: b) Evy is gonna kill you for using her line
Luna-Blu: And pie) ...are you LISTENING TO ME?!
T9: KILL THE CAT KILL THE CAT!
Nayuki: Eep! *runs away*
Luna-Blu: I give up...
Rebirth of the Deity
Chapter 16
Day Nine: Midnight
Asako's POV
Mountain Smithy
"You know, I really think we are screwed a little too far over this time, Sis."
"Do we really have much of a choice, Asako? It's not like we're here because we want to be. We're here because we need to be." Makoto and I sat on the top of the small stove in the cabin Kimiko and Blu picked out. Asako and I were just enjoying the warmth of the dying coals. Who needs a hot spring?
"No, we don't have a choice, but that doesn't mean that I have to like or even accept it."
"Well, do you think we should try to read what it says? I mean the first one, in the Clock Town Temple."
I looked at my sister in disgust. "I CAN'T READ THAT MUMBO JUMBO!"
"Well, it was worth a shot. Do you have any idea where we can get it translated?"
"Yeah. The historian who wrote it was buried in Ikana Graveyard. He died a bit senile, so his ghost might not be able to tell the history, but he should at least be able to translate it."
My sister nodded. "That's good, if he hasn't forgotten what stands for what by the time we get there."
"Yeah. At the rate these two move, by the time we reach that ghost, we'll be ghosts, too. I say we get a nice pitchfork and..."
"Asako! No. If this works out like it should, we should reach the Stone Tower by tomorrow night."
"BUT I WANNA USE A PITCHFORK!" I whined.
"I HATE pitchforks, so shut up and let me sleep."
"Pipe down, yah blue freak! You had a nap in the hot springs!" I guess she was already asleep by then, since she didn't kill me.
"Be nice, Asako. It's not like you don't already talk loud enough to wake the...dead." I shot a look at her then glanced at the sleeping demon. "No pun intended," she added quickly.
"HEY BUG!" the demon snapped. Every muscle in my being tightened in fear, but the beast stayed in her blanket. "Ever meet a ReDead?"
"Umm...no?"
"They jump on your back and suck out your brains then eat little insects like you for snacks." I gulped loudly, dreading if she continued. "Well..." She sat up. I gulped again, only louder. "...I am much worse if I am tired and cranky...SO SHUT UP!"
Makoto and I sat there until we heard Blu's breathing slow. "Asako? I think it's safe now."
"You know, if that fox wasn't out for my blood, I'd actually like her style."
My sister shook her head and sighed. "I worry about you some times, Asako..."
"WHAT IS THAT SUP--" Makoto slapped her hands hard over my mouth.
"THAT'S IT! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" All I saw was a blue blur (or would it be a Blu blur?), before finding Makoto and myself in bottles on opposite sides of the room. Damn fox...
Luna-Blu: HEE HEE HEE!!!
TK: I feel so unloved...
El Hustino: Why am I here?
Guru-Guru: First off, I'd like to say, all pointy objects you throw should be directed at Blu.
Luna-Blu: Wha?
TK: NO SHOES, PLEASE!!!
El Hustino: -hits TK with shoe-
Guru-Guru: Well, we haven't updated in over two weeks. Pointy objects are bound to be thrown.
El Hustino: -throws pointy object-
Guru-Guru: See?
Luna-Blu: Sooooooooooooooooooooooooorry.
El Hustino: You'd better be.
Guru-Guru: Now, Blu, do you want to explain why we're not updating for a while or should I?
Luna-Blu: I was in a play, so sue me.
El Hustino: -gets lawyer-
Luna-Blu: VIVA LA THEATER!!!!
Guru-Guru: .
Guru-Guru: No, that's why we haven't updated in a while, not why we're not going to update...
TK: Badger badger badger...
El Hustino: Badger badger badger...
Guru-Guru: Since Blu's evading the subject, I'll sum it up in one word: slabs.
Luna-Blu: Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger
TK: MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!!!
Makoto: Never go to www.badgerbadgerbadger.com or you'll end up like those three.
El Hustino: BADGER!!!
Guru-Guru: 3vil badgers...
Asako: Review!
El Hustino: I still want to know why I'm here...
Luna-Blu: KENYA!
TK: MISTER STABBY!
Note: If A Twisted Fate by Coolies (http://www.fictionpress.com/read.php?storyid=1483458) doesn't get 5 more reviews than the 8 it already has (not counting any reviews from me), there will be no chapter 17, whether Blu finishes the slabs we need or not.
T9: If you only count you and your fairies, I would say so.
Guru-Guru: Actually, I was counting everyone but me and Blu...
Luna-Blu: Oh crap, she is in ANOTHER A/N...
Guru-Guru: We're starting?
Asako: Who let HER in?!
Luna-Blu: That's what I want to know.
T9: You did, smart one.
Nayuki: Meow.
Luna-Blu: Okay, 1) No I didn't, my mom did.
Luna-Blu: b) Evy is gonna kill you for using her line
Luna-Blu: And pie) ...are you LISTENING TO ME?!
T9: KILL THE CAT KILL THE CAT!
Nayuki: Eep! *runs away*
Luna-Blu: I give up...
Rebirth of the Deity
Chapter 16
Day Nine: Midnight
Asako's POV
Mountain Smithy
"You know, I really think we are screwed a little too far over this time, Sis."
"Do we really have much of a choice, Asako? It's not like we're here because we want to be. We're here because we need to be." Makoto and I sat on the top of the small stove in the cabin Kimiko and Blu picked out. Asako and I were just enjoying the warmth of the dying coals. Who needs a hot spring?
"No, we don't have a choice, but that doesn't mean that I have to like or even accept it."
"Well, do you think we should try to read what it says? I mean the first one, in the Clock Town Temple."
I looked at my sister in disgust. "I CAN'T READ THAT MUMBO JUMBO!"
"Well, it was worth a shot. Do you have any idea where we can get it translated?"
"Yeah. The historian who wrote it was buried in Ikana Graveyard. He died a bit senile, so his ghost might not be able to tell the history, but he should at least be able to translate it."
My sister nodded. "That's good, if he hasn't forgotten what stands for what by the time we get there."
"Yeah. At the rate these two move, by the time we reach that ghost, we'll be ghosts, too. I say we get a nice pitchfork and..."
"Asako! No. If this works out like it should, we should reach the Stone Tower by tomorrow night."
"BUT I WANNA USE A PITCHFORK!" I whined.
"I HATE pitchforks, so shut up and let me sleep."
"Pipe down, yah blue freak! You had a nap in the hot springs!" I guess she was already asleep by then, since she didn't kill me.
"Be nice, Asako. It's not like you don't already talk loud enough to wake the...dead." I shot a look at her then glanced at the sleeping demon. "No pun intended," she added quickly.
"HEY BUG!" the demon snapped. Every muscle in my being tightened in fear, but the beast stayed in her blanket. "Ever meet a ReDead?"
"Umm...no?"
"They jump on your back and suck out your brains then eat little insects like you for snacks." I gulped loudly, dreading if she continued. "Well..." She sat up. I gulped again, only louder. "...I am much worse if I am tired and cranky...SO SHUT UP!"
Makoto and I sat there until we heard Blu's breathing slow. "Asako? I think it's safe now."
"You know, if that fox wasn't out for my blood, I'd actually like her style."
My sister shook her head and sighed. "I worry about you some times, Asako..."
"WHAT IS THAT SUP--" Makoto slapped her hands hard over my mouth.
"THAT'S IT! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" All I saw was a blue blur (or would it be a Blu blur?), before finding Makoto and myself in bottles on opposite sides of the room. Damn fox...
Luna-Blu: HEE HEE HEE!!!
TK: I feel so unloved...
El Hustino: Why am I here?
Guru-Guru: First off, I'd like to say, all pointy objects you throw should be directed at Blu.
Luna-Blu: Wha?
TK: NO SHOES, PLEASE!!!
El Hustino: -hits TK with shoe-
Guru-Guru: Well, we haven't updated in over two weeks. Pointy objects are bound to be thrown.
El Hustino: -throws pointy object-
Guru-Guru: See?
Luna-Blu: Sooooooooooooooooooooooooorry.
El Hustino: You'd better be.
Guru-Guru: Now, Blu, do you want to explain why we're not updating for a while or should I?
Luna-Blu: I was in a play, so sue me.
El Hustino: -gets lawyer-
Luna-Blu: VIVA LA THEATER!!!!
Guru-Guru: .
Guru-Guru: No, that's why we haven't updated in a while, not why we're not going to update...
TK: Badger badger badger...
El Hustino: Badger badger badger...
Guru-Guru: Since Blu's evading the subject, I'll sum it up in one word: slabs.
Luna-Blu: Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger
TK: MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!!!
Makoto: Never go to www.badgerbadgerbadger.com or you'll end up like those three.
El Hustino: BADGER!!!
Guru-Guru: 3vil badgers...
Asako: Review!
El Hustino: I still want to know why I'm here...
Luna-Blu: KENYA!
TK: MISTER STABBY!
Note: If A Twisted Fate by Coolies (http://www.fictionpress.com/read.php?storyid=1483458) doesn't get 5 more reviews than the 8 it already has (not counting any reviews from me), there will be no chapter 17, whether Blu finishes the slabs we need or not.