To Dez: Just for you, I'll post the Lost Chapter 20 (when the numbers changed, a real Chapter 20 appeared, leaving 3 Chapters 20 for that story) of The Deity's Escape. The alternate (a.k.a. 'found') version is already posted before Chapter 1 of Father of Time.
The Deity's Escape
Chapter 20 - THE LOST CHAPTER
Day Fifteen, Third Day, Seventh Three Day Cycle
Moon Arena
...
That was it.
Luna-Blu: MWHAHAHAHA!! I HAVE CAUGHT UP!
TK: Finally...
Guru-Guru: Took you long enough...
Luna-Blu: Shuddup.
Nayuki: Do you even remember where we are?
Luna-Blu: -nods yessh-
TK: -shakes no-
Guru-Guru: Well, regardless of whether we know what the hell we're doing or not, here we go!
Asako: Yippee.
TK: Goody.
Luna-Blu: HELL YEAH!
T9: Why am I here?
Guru-Guru: o.O
Luna-Blu: Dunno.
Rebirth of the Deity
Chapter 17
Day Nine: 9:00 AM
Blu's POV
Ikana Canyon
"Holy crap, it took us forever to get out here!" Kimiko just sighed in response to my ranting, like she usually did. She has no appreciation for good rantage...
"Shut up, it's not our fault no one wants a warp to the dead," my fairy spat. I glare at her before starting all over again. I know for a fact she's hinting on SOMETHING, i just can't put my finger on it. Damn fairy.
"But this valley is larger then half Hyrule!" I complained to no one really. "By the way, I hate using a hookshot." I rubbed my backside, knowing it was bruising. Damn cliff. Damn tree. Damn chain and hook. "I HATE THIS VALLEY!" Kimiko winced at my yell.
"Umm...Blu? I hate to break it to you, but you weren't supposed to go up there yet!" yelled Makoto from below. I'm surprised I didn't blow up half the valley. Ok, i did blow SOME stuff up. Mainly the tress around me. I wouldn't be surprised if they were still in orbit.
"What. Did. You. Say? I JUST GOT DRAGGED UP HERE TO LAND HARD ON MY ASS FOR NOTHING, AND NOW I HAVE TO JUMP BACK DOWN?!"
"I told you to listen to Makoto, Blu!" shouted Kimiko.
"Hey, Kimiko!"
"What?"
"Catch me!" An evil grin plastered on my face, I jumped off the cliff, right onto Kimiko.
"...GET OFF, YOU OVERWEIGHT PILE OF DEMON!"
"I AM NOT OVERWEIGHT!"
"THAT'S NOT WHAT MY SPINE IS TELLING ME!!!"
"YOUR A HYLIAN, YOUR SPINE SUCKS!"
"...Girls...GET OFF ONE ANOTHER, NOW!"
"YES MA'AM!" we both chimed. I hopped off of Kimiko with the grin still glued to the corners of my mouth. Asako snickered from my shoulder as Kimiko and Makoto glared at the two of us. "Jack-ass fox."
"Up-tight bitch."
"Free-loader."
"Over-worker."
"...umm...jerk!"
"MEANY!"
"ASSWIPE!"
"...I gotta admit, that one was good."
"If you two are quite finished insulting each other," started Makoto, "we need to be getting to the graveyard."
"Yes, mother," replied Kimiko. The others started to walk off, but I stayed there, frozen. "Something wrong, Blu?"
"...did you say...graveyard?" My eyes started to twitch. "We are going...to a graveyard...AND NO ONE TOLD ME?! HOW COULD YOU, KIMIKO! GAH! THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAN GET ME TO GO IN THERE, YOU HEAR?! I AM NOT RELIVING THE 'SHADOW TEMPLE INCIDENT' AGAIN, YOU HEAR!?"
"Fine," Kimiko said, turning and hopping up the little natural step. "You can play with the live Bombchus." I thought over this, seeing as they were beginning to reappear, and zoomed after her.
"Do we really have to do this, Kimiko? Isn't there any other way?"
"Sorry, Blu, but I'm only going with what our guides are telling us. You just weren't paying attention earlier." Makoto, annoying as ever, took this as her cue.
"The only place we know of to get the slabs translated is in the graveyard. Besides, we think there's another slab down there."
"And besides that," Asako chimed in, "there are only two known ghosts and a legion of walking skeletons in that graveyard."
"And that's supposed to make me feel better?!"
"No, but this might. You remember that Captain's Hat? If you wear it, they'll worship you like a god."
"My own legion of the undead? What are we waiting for?!" As I sped down the path I could hear some high-fives in the general direction of my group. I quickly pulled out the Captain's Hat and jumped over the rotting gates...
...and fell right on my face. "OW! I CAN'T SEE A DAMN THING WITH THIS ON!"
"Well, my demon friend," came Asako's faint voice, "first, that's because you're wearing the mask backwards. Secondly, I wouldn't be able to see anything either with my face buried in the ground."
"WELL, I'M SORRY!" I pulled my head out of the dirt and grabbed the little bugger with one hand and replaced the damned mask with the other. "I was running fast."
"OH MY GODDESSES!"
"What the fu- GAH! SKULL DUDES! RUN!!!!"
"CAPTAIN, COME BAAAACK!"
9:30 AM
Kimiko's POV
Under Ikana Graveyard
After 20 minutes of chasing around a panicking fox and another 10 minutes of directing idiotic Stalchildren with the Captain's Hat I stole from Blu, we were finally next to the right grave. "Blu, would you please unlatch yourself from my arm?"
"Umm...no?"
"Awe, come on, let go!"
"NO!"
"If you don't let go I'm putting the mask back on you..."
Blu jumped off my arm so fast I thought I would be hit with a sonic boom. The demon the jumped into the nearest tree, forgetting about all the Keese, and waited for me to open up the grave. I opened my mouth, about to warn her of the many pissed off bats, but she quickly realized her situation and promptly fell right back out of the tree's branches. "Baka."
"Just open up the goddessdamn grave!"
"You." I pointed to a group of three Stalchildren.
"Y-y-yes, sir!"
"Open that," I pointed, "grave."
"Yes, captain, sir!" The Stalchildren smashed the headstone to pieces and jumped in the hole underneath.
"Come on, Blu, let's go."
"NO!"
"NO!"
"What do you mean, 'no'?"
"All the skull dudes are gone, so I'll stay up here, thanks!"
"NO WAY! YOU ARE COMING!"
"AM NOT! YOU CAN'T MAKE MEEEE!" Needless to say, I made her. "Kimiko? Where are you? I can't see!"
"Well, maybe if you weren't sitting on your fairy, you could... And while you're at it, could you get off my hand?!"
"Why? Am I so fat I'm crushing it?"
"You know for a fact that you're not. You just have a really bony ass. Now get off before I use Din's Fire on your hair."
"Who said Din's Fire will work on me? I could always use fox fire on YOUR hair!"
"You wouldn't dare!"
"Try me."
"JUST GET OFF!"
"Fine, fine. Don't have a cow. I was getting sick of the dark anyway." Blu stood up to reveal my twisted hand and two orbs, which were glowing red with an intensity that hasn't been seen before or since.
"YOU BONY-ASSED, HIPPO SIZED, UNGRATEFUL FOX TWIT! HOW DARE YOU SIT ON ME AND MY SISTER, YOU DEMON SHIT?!"
"Calm down, Makoto," said a nervous Blu. I don't think I've ever seen her more scared in my life.
"I WONT, DAMN FOX!"
"Here, I go, saving your ass once again, Blu..." I sighed, capturing my screaming fairy in a bottle.
"I could have handled it."
"Uh-huh. Sure."
"I could have! Hey, where are we going?"
"That way," I said, picking myself up off the floor. Blu turned around, only to shoot back facing the other way, her ears and tail shooting straight up. I wouldn't blame her. I would do the same if I turned right into a huge skull. I can't say that I would turn around again and blow it into fifty million pieces, though.
Blu would, but I wouldn't.
"Blu, why is it that I point to the left and you turn to the right and blow up a skull?"
"I WAS GETTING TO THE LEFT!"
"Sure...sure..."
"GIRLS!" screamed a tiny voice in a bottle. "GET ON WITH IT! The historian is in the next room!"
"I'm not going in there to see a ghost!"
"Oh, yes, you are, Blu!" And with that, I shoved Blu into the dark archway.
Luna-Blu: YAY!
TK: YAY!
random person: YAY!
TK: ...what are we yaying about?
Luna-Blu: WE FINISHED A CHAPTER!
Guru-Guru: 's about time.
TK: Oh...right...YAY!
Guru-Guru: It only took us, what, a month?
Luna-Blu: Give or take.
Guru-Guru: No, exactly.
TK: well, At least we have all the slabs for the next chapter done...
Luna-Blu: Yeah...
Luna-Blu: REVIEW!
The Deity's Escape
Chapter 20 - THE LOST CHAPTER
Day Fifteen, Third Day, Seventh Three Day Cycle
Moon Arena
...
That was it.
Luna-Blu: MWHAHAHAHA!! I HAVE CAUGHT UP!
TK: Finally...
Guru-Guru: Took you long enough...
Luna-Blu: Shuddup.
Nayuki: Do you even remember where we are?
Luna-Blu: -nods yessh-
TK: -shakes no-
Guru-Guru: Well, regardless of whether we know what the hell we're doing or not, here we go!
Asako: Yippee.
TK: Goody.
Luna-Blu: HELL YEAH!
T9: Why am I here?
Guru-Guru: o.O
Luna-Blu: Dunno.
Rebirth of the Deity
Chapter 17
Day Nine: 9:00 AM
Blu's POV
Ikana Canyon
"Holy crap, it took us forever to get out here!" Kimiko just sighed in response to my ranting, like she usually did. She has no appreciation for good rantage...
"Shut up, it's not our fault no one wants a warp to the dead," my fairy spat. I glare at her before starting all over again. I know for a fact she's hinting on SOMETHING, i just can't put my finger on it. Damn fairy.
"But this valley is larger then half Hyrule!" I complained to no one really. "By the way, I hate using a hookshot." I rubbed my backside, knowing it was bruising. Damn cliff. Damn tree. Damn chain and hook. "I HATE THIS VALLEY!" Kimiko winced at my yell.
"Umm...Blu? I hate to break it to you, but you weren't supposed to go up there yet!" yelled Makoto from below. I'm surprised I didn't blow up half the valley. Ok, i did blow SOME stuff up. Mainly the tress around me. I wouldn't be surprised if they were still in orbit.
"What. Did. You. Say? I JUST GOT DRAGGED UP HERE TO LAND HARD ON MY ASS FOR NOTHING, AND NOW I HAVE TO JUMP BACK DOWN?!"
"I told you to listen to Makoto, Blu!" shouted Kimiko.
"Hey, Kimiko!"
"What?"
"Catch me!" An evil grin plastered on my face, I jumped off the cliff, right onto Kimiko.
"...GET OFF, YOU OVERWEIGHT PILE OF DEMON!"
"I AM NOT OVERWEIGHT!"
"THAT'S NOT WHAT MY SPINE IS TELLING ME!!!"
"YOUR A HYLIAN, YOUR SPINE SUCKS!"
"...Girls...GET OFF ONE ANOTHER, NOW!"
"YES MA'AM!" we both chimed. I hopped off of Kimiko with the grin still glued to the corners of my mouth. Asako snickered from my shoulder as Kimiko and Makoto glared at the two of us. "Jack-ass fox."
"Up-tight bitch."
"Free-loader."
"Over-worker."
"...umm...jerk!"
"MEANY!"
"ASSWIPE!"
"...I gotta admit, that one was good."
"If you two are quite finished insulting each other," started Makoto, "we need to be getting to the graveyard."
"Yes, mother," replied Kimiko. The others started to walk off, but I stayed there, frozen. "Something wrong, Blu?"
"...did you say...graveyard?" My eyes started to twitch. "We are going...to a graveyard...AND NO ONE TOLD ME?! HOW COULD YOU, KIMIKO! GAH! THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAN GET ME TO GO IN THERE, YOU HEAR?! I AM NOT RELIVING THE 'SHADOW TEMPLE INCIDENT' AGAIN, YOU HEAR!?"
"Fine," Kimiko said, turning and hopping up the little natural step. "You can play with the live Bombchus." I thought over this, seeing as they were beginning to reappear, and zoomed after her.
"Do we really have to do this, Kimiko? Isn't there any other way?"
"Sorry, Blu, but I'm only going with what our guides are telling us. You just weren't paying attention earlier." Makoto, annoying as ever, took this as her cue.
"The only place we know of to get the slabs translated is in the graveyard. Besides, we think there's another slab down there."
"And besides that," Asako chimed in, "there are only two known ghosts and a legion of walking skeletons in that graveyard."
"And that's supposed to make me feel better?!"
"No, but this might. You remember that Captain's Hat? If you wear it, they'll worship you like a god."
"My own legion of the undead? What are we waiting for?!" As I sped down the path I could hear some high-fives in the general direction of my group. I quickly pulled out the Captain's Hat and jumped over the rotting gates...
...and fell right on my face. "OW! I CAN'T SEE A DAMN THING WITH THIS ON!"
"Well, my demon friend," came Asako's faint voice, "first, that's because you're wearing the mask backwards. Secondly, I wouldn't be able to see anything either with my face buried in the ground."
"WELL, I'M SORRY!" I pulled my head out of the dirt and grabbed the little bugger with one hand and replaced the damned mask with the other. "I was running fast."
"OH MY GODDESSES!"
"What the fu- GAH! SKULL DUDES! RUN!!!!"
"CAPTAIN, COME BAAAACK!"
9:30 AM
Kimiko's POV
Under Ikana Graveyard
After 20 minutes of chasing around a panicking fox and another 10 minutes of directing idiotic Stalchildren with the Captain's Hat I stole from Blu, we were finally next to the right grave. "Blu, would you please unlatch yourself from my arm?"
"Umm...no?"
"Awe, come on, let go!"
"NO!"
"If you don't let go I'm putting the mask back on you..."
Blu jumped off my arm so fast I thought I would be hit with a sonic boom. The demon the jumped into the nearest tree, forgetting about all the Keese, and waited for me to open up the grave. I opened my mouth, about to warn her of the many pissed off bats, but she quickly realized her situation and promptly fell right back out of the tree's branches. "Baka."
"Just open up the goddessdamn grave!"
"You." I pointed to a group of three Stalchildren.
"Y-y-yes, sir!"
"Open that," I pointed, "grave."
"Yes, captain, sir!" The Stalchildren smashed the headstone to pieces and jumped in the hole underneath.
"Come on, Blu, let's go."
"NO!"
"NO!"
"What do you mean, 'no'?"
"All the skull dudes are gone, so I'll stay up here, thanks!"
"NO WAY! YOU ARE COMING!"
"AM NOT! YOU CAN'T MAKE MEEEE!" Needless to say, I made her. "Kimiko? Where are you? I can't see!"
"Well, maybe if you weren't sitting on your fairy, you could... And while you're at it, could you get off my hand?!"
"Why? Am I so fat I'm crushing it?"
"You know for a fact that you're not. You just have a really bony ass. Now get off before I use Din's Fire on your hair."
"Who said Din's Fire will work on me? I could always use fox fire on YOUR hair!"
"You wouldn't dare!"
"Try me."
"JUST GET OFF!"
"Fine, fine. Don't have a cow. I was getting sick of the dark anyway." Blu stood up to reveal my twisted hand and two orbs, which were glowing red with an intensity that hasn't been seen before or since.
"YOU BONY-ASSED, HIPPO SIZED, UNGRATEFUL FOX TWIT! HOW DARE YOU SIT ON ME AND MY SISTER, YOU DEMON SHIT?!"
"Calm down, Makoto," said a nervous Blu. I don't think I've ever seen her more scared in my life.
"I WONT, DAMN FOX!"
"Here, I go, saving your ass once again, Blu..." I sighed, capturing my screaming fairy in a bottle.
"I could have handled it."
"Uh-huh. Sure."
"I could have! Hey, where are we going?"
"That way," I said, picking myself up off the floor. Blu turned around, only to shoot back facing the other way, her ears and tail shooting straight up. I wouldn't blame her. I would do the same if I turned right into a huge skull. I can't say that I would turn around again and blow it into fifty million pieces, though.
Blu would, but I wouldn't.
"Blu, why is it that I point to the left and you turn to the right and blow up a skull?"
"I WAS GETTING TO THE LEFT!"
"Sure...sure..."
"GIRLS!" screamed a tiny voice in a bottle. "GET ON WITH IT! The historian is in the next room!"
"I'm not going in there to see a ghost!"
"Oh, yes, you are, Blu!" And with that, I shoved Blu into the dark archway.
Luna-Blu: YAY!
TK: YAY!
random person: YAY!
TK: ...what are we yaying about?
Luna-Blu: WE FINISHED A CHAPTER!
Guru-Guru: 's about time.
TK: Oh...right...YAY!
Guru-Guru: It only took us, what, a month?
Luna-Blu: Give or take.
Guru-Guru: No, exactly.
TK: well, At least we have all the slabs for the next chapter done...
Luna-Blu: Yeah...
Luna-Blu: REVIEW!