Luna-Blu: Authors note, take too.
TK: It's two.
Luna-Blu: w/e
Guru-Guru: Why are we starting over?
Asako: Because me and Makoto don't resemble bugs at all.
Makoto: Much less cockroaches.
Nayuki: Don't ask.
Luna-Blu: ...yessh you do...
Guru-Guru: What about in that pic you drew of them? They don't look like bugs. They look human with angel and bat wings.
Luna-Blu: ...and you have huge eye brows. I think we all know that pic is not realistic.
Guru-Guru: That's the only not realistic part of it. I've said it a million times, fairy Makoto and Asako in the story and shoulder companion Makoto and Asako are completely different.
Makoto: Can we just get on with the story before we end up posting more a/n than fic?
Luna-Blu: kay buggy
TK: XD
Makoto: *chews on Blu's large fox ear* You say somethin'?
Luna-Blu: -runs in circles- AHHH! GET THE EVIL BUG OFFA ME! GET IT OFF! GET IT OOOOOOOOOOOOOFF!
Makoto: -_-'
Rebirth of the Deity
Chapter 20
TK's POV
I don't know how long I spent in that dark, dank dungeon. I started counting how many rats passed me as a way of counting and killing time. It didn't help much, especially after the light went out. Nobody came in for what felt like weeks to relight it.
The dark is scary, that's all I can say. The worst part was where ever I was there sure were a lot of things howling and screaming. I heard a story once about things called ReDeads... Two to one the dungeon was crawling with them.
As I counted rat number 127, I heard the door creak and had to squint my eyes to protect them from the sudden ray of light. I began to feel hopeful that someone was here to rescue me, but those hopes were dashed as Majora stepped back into the room and used his magic to relight the lamp. "How are we today, my pet?"
"Roof roof." I turned away. That must have pissed off Majora, because he slammed the door on his way out. About 30 seconds later, the deity formerly known as Link burst through the door. He didn't exactly look happy.
"Just what the hell was that?"
I cocked my head to the side. "What the hell was what?"
"Listen sword-boy," the Deity took a step forward. "You'd better learn some respect or your life will become even more hellish than it already is."
I scoffed. "How is that possible? I'm chained to a wall in a dungeon Din knows were in a Hylian body that's not mine, being held captive by a nut job and his psychotic lackey." After stopping to take a well needed breath, I continued. "Besides, I barely respect the people I like. What makes you think I would respect the people I don't like?"
Majora gave a short laugh. "Must run in the family."
"HOLY SHIT!" Both of us fell over onto the dungeon floor.
"Where the hell did you come from and just what do you mean by that?!" I yelled at my captor, but he was already lost in thought.
"The fox and that girl are approaching fast. They have one more key to collect, and they'll proceed to my front gate, but past that, they will not survive, and I will finally have the key I need to get what I want from you."
Not being able to help myself in such a juicy situation, I turned to the Deity on the floor next to me. "Is he always this random?" The Deity nodded sadly.
TK: -while putting on his regular clothes...though no one knows what those are- That was the most meaningless chapter I have been in...ever...
Asako: Is it just me or is Majora a little messed up in the noggin?
Luna-Blu: Let's see, he kidnaps swords, changes them into humans or Hyrulians or w/e, corrupts bishonen to do his bidding, poofs in and out, bitch slaps peeps, and talks to himself...
Luna-Blu: Sounds like your everyday guy to me.
Guru-Guru: You would say that, wouldn't you, Blu?
TK: Duh, she just said it.
All: *inch away from Blu*
Luna-Blu: -is drooling slightly- raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamen...
Asako: Review!
Luna-Blu: MY LINE, DAMMIT! -steps on the devil...thing-
TK: It's two.
Luna-Blu: w/e
Guru-Guru: Why are we starting over?
Asako: Because me and Makoto don't resemble bugs at all.
Makoto: Much less cockroaches.
Nayuki: Don't ask.
Luna-Blu: ...yessh you do...
Guru-Guru: What about in that pic you drew of them? They don't look like bugs. They look human with angel and bat wings.
Luna-Blu: ...and you have huge eye brows. I think we all know that pic is not realistic.
Guru-Guru: That's the only not realistic part of it. I've said it a million times, fairy Makoto and Asako in the story and shoulder companion Makoto and Asako are completely different.
Makoto: Can we just get on with the story before we end up posting more a/n than fic?
Luna-Blu: kay buggy
TK: XD
Makoto: *chews on Blu's large fox ear* You say somethin'?
Luna-Blu: -runs in circles- AHHH! GET THE EVIL BUG OFFA ME! GET IT OFF! GET IT OOOOOOOOOOOOOFF!
Makoto: -_-'
Rebirth of the Deity
Chapter 20
TK's POV
I don't know how long I spent in that dark, dank dungeon. I started counting how many rats passed me as a way of counting and killing time. It didn't help much, especially after the light went out. Nobody came in for what felt like weeks to relight it.
The dark is scary, that's all I can say. The worst part was where ever I was there sure were a lot of things howling and screaming. I heard a story once about things called ReDeads... Two to one the dungeon was crawling with them.
As I counted rat number 127, I heard the door creak and had to squint my eyes to protect them from the sudden ray of light. I began to feel hopeful that someone was here to rescue me, but those hopes were dashed as Majora stepped back into the room and used his magic to relight the lamp. "How are we today, my pet?"
"Roof roof." I turned away. That must have pissed off Majora, because he slammed the door on his way out. About 30 seconds later, the deity formerly known as Link burst through the door. He didn't exactly look happy.
"Just what the hell was that?"
I cocked my head to the side. "What the hell was what?"
"Listen sword-boy," the Deity took a step forward. "You'd better learn some respect or your life will become even more hellish than it already is."
I scoffed. "How is that possible? I'm chained to a wall in a dungeon Din knows were in a Hylian body that's not mine, being held captive by a nut job and his psychotic lackey." After stopping to take a well needed breath, I continued. "Besides, I barely respect the people I like. What makes you think I would respect the people I don't like?"
Majora gave a short laugh. "Must run in the family."
"HOLY SHIT!" Both of us fell over onto the dungeon floor.
"Where the hell did you come from and just what do you mean by that?!" I yelled at my captor, but he was already lost in thought.
"The fox and that girl are approaching fast. They have one more key to collect, and they'll proceed to my front gate, but past that, they will not survive, and I will finally have the key I need to get what I want from you."
Not being able to help myself in such a juicy situation, I turned to the Deity on the floor next to me. "Is he always this random?" The Deity nodded sadly.
TK: -while putting on his regular clothes...though no one knows what those are- That was the most meaningless chapter I have been in...ever...
Asako: Is it just me or is Majora a little messed up in the noggin?
Luna-Blu: Let's see, he kidnaps swords, changes them into humans or Hyrulians or w/e, corrupts bishonen to do his bidding, poofs in and out, bitch slaps peeps, and talks to himself...
Luna-Blu: Sounds like your everyday guy to me.
Guru-Guru: You would say that, wouldn't you, Blu?
TK: Duh, she just said it.
All: *inch away from Blu*
Luna-Blu: -is drooling slightly- raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamen...
Asako: Review!
Luna-Blu: MY LINE, DAMMIT! -steps on the devil...thing-