Luna-Blu: Damn whining Kenny...
TK: Ha ha, Kenny got bitch slapped!
Guru-Guru: Just because you have to be desperate to write for this...
Asako: Shut the hell up, Kenny.
Luna-Blu: ...I didn't bitch slap him, AND I'M NOT DESPERATE!
Guru-Guru: You said you were.
Luna-Blu: -bitch slaps Kenny- There, NOW I bitch slapped him.

Rebirth of the Deity

Chapter 22
Day Nine: 3:30 PM
Blu's POV
Stone Tower Temple

"You okay, Blu?" asked Kimiko. "I mean, you just got your ass kicked as two giant centipedes..."
"Yeah, thanks for that, by the way." Grumbling to myself, I sat up. "You didn't have to hit so hard."
"Oh, and I was supposed to just sit there as you ran amok as two bugs? NO WAY!"
"BUT IT HURT, DAMMIT!"
Asako flew around me, inspecting me. "You look fine to me." She flew up and sat on my head. "No scrapes or nothin'."
"Of course there aren't any scrapes! They all went away when the mask came off! That doesn't mean that it didn't still hurt!"
"GIRLS!" came Makoto's now famous shout. "Just read the damn slab already so we can get down the damn tower!"
"Fine, fine," I said, taking the large rock out of my bag.

This Key in which a body hold
Placed aside a heart of gold
Inside this magic treasury
Along with the needed key
A power lays in dormancy
Inside this person's very core
To be released when time knows more

Now that the keys are introduced,
There is one final knot in this land's noose
A keeper that brings the pair
A holder of the sword with hands fair
A protector of the key left in his care
And one responsible to bring once more
Majora, the king, his power restored

In the hands of the bearer
Lies Majora's undying terror
If these keys join as one
Majora will finally have his fun
And the Deity a second run
On the earth he left before
Now that his body is restored

"Damn. This thing is just starting to get creepy now..." I said after finished reading the slab. Kimiko took out the other five pieces, and the new one joined them. The slab got extremely hot, and Kimiko and I dropped it. It landed with the poem down, and a message started to engrave itself on the back.

To find my resting place, shoot the red eye with only half the power of light.

"GAH!" I flew back. "DEMON SLAB!" Thinking I had Tobu Ken in my grip, I brought the blade down hard on the stone.
"What the heck are you doing?" Kimiko asked, pointing to my empty hands. "You're a demon too."
"Yeah but," I rubbed the back of my neck. "It freaked me out..."
"What for?" I asked.
"Didn't you read what the back of the slab said?"
"Umm...no?"
"Watch," Kimiko sighed as she took out her bow. The tip of her arrow started to glow with a golden light, but this time it wasn't quite as bright. The tower started turning, but instead of landing on the ground, this time we slammed into the tower's wall. "Let's get going. I think Majora's hideout should be near the bottom of the tower."
"OWIE!" I yelled and ran after Kimiko.

Kimiko's POV

As we trotted down the wall, I couldn't help but run the tablets over and over again in my head. We all knew the sword in the legend was Tobu-ken, who was now TK, but who were the other two? The more I thought about it, the more it frightened me. What if one of us was the other key and the other the bearer? The deeper I looked into it, the more the similarity scared me.
"Are you alright, Kimiko?" Makoto looked at me concernedly.
"No, I'm fine." I may hate lying to my mom or dad or Blu, but I really didn't feel as bad when lying to Makoto.
"Okay. Well, if you're sure you're all right... Hey, we're here!" Makoto yelled, right as Blu and I fell in a big hole in the ground.
"Gee, thanks. Note to Makoto, when our destination is a big hole in the ground, WARN US!" yelled Blu.
"Sorry," said Makoto. I drew back my bow again, and as the dull gold arrow hit the jewel in front of us, the tower corrected itself, and Blu and I fell to the ground.
"I repeat: OWIE!" Blu yelled in my ear.
"I will NEVER get used to tha... Wow..." I said, as I looked up and saw the door in front of us. Above the door was a giant engraving of a woman holding a slab. The door itself had an indent for our slab, with one last piece of the poem below it.
"Whooooooooa."
"My sentiments exactly."
"Someone has TOO much time on their hands."
Makoto flew up the engraving, lighting up it's face. "This seems to be an engraving of the Fair Deity. It is said that is the one who bore Link's great great great great great..."
"GET ON WITH IT!"
"...great grandfather..."
"Let's just read the damn thing and get inside. This thing is creepy," I said before starting to read the final slab.

But as the future I now preach
The Majora a new power reach
Destruction under his finger tips
Chaos ruled by his dusty lips
And mayhem in his powered grips
Will all bow to their lord
If not stopped by his own sword

Now that the Deity has returned
The tables of battle will now turn
Once again Majora will fall
And Deity will then rule all
But refuse the power's mighty call
And leave this world alone once more
Majora defeated, the end of this lore

"Why the hell did that historian dude have to write 7 of those damn things?" Blu asked.
"Want to go back and ask him?"
"Umm, no. That's okay."
"...why are there only two in that last one?"
"...he got bored?"
"More like lazy."
"JUST OPEN THE DAMN DOOR ALREADY!" Makoto yelled. Blu and I lifted the giant slab into position, and the whole thing slid back into a door. Standing close to each other, Blu and I walked into the darkness.
"Listen, you dagger--"
"Sword, dammit, SWORD! "The voices in the dark sounded oddly familiar. Blu used her fox fire to light up the room, revealing the two talking as my father...er the Deity and none other then TK. It was easy to say he was happy to see us. "BLU! KIMIKO!" He pulled on his chains. "THANK DIN!"
"Finally you are here, it is about time, my second key." All of us snapped around to see the seventh form standing in the light of Blu's fire. Everyone's eyes but the Deity's widened.
"OH MY GODDESSES!" he screamed. "THE MASTER'S A WOMAN!!!"

Luna-Blu: TK IS BACK!
TK: ...don't ask...
Guru-Guru: Is that a good thing?
Luna-Blu: YESSH!
Luna-Blu: That means my MUSE is back!
TK: ...since when am I your Muse?
Luna-Blu: Since now.
TK: ...ok...
Guru-Guru: So you're saying that he's your conscience, your muse, and he used to be your sword? How many jobs does he have?!
El Hustino: -hits TK with a shoe-
BluFox848: TK: ...too many...
El Hustino: HA! I knew that Majora was a girl for months!
Guru-Guru: It was a lucky guess, Hustino. And all I said was "Damn".
Luna-Blu: -hugging TK- I wuv my sword-boy...
TK: erm...REVIEW!!!

Notice: The pics page has been updated and Blu would like it if everyone looked at it. There is also some art from Dan Heron, a very good author and artist. CHECK IT OUT!