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Aoshi: It's not yours! It's not yours! It's not yours!
Reaka: Keep it up; I'll force you to wear that thong.
Aoshi: Eep!
Reaka: That's better. Now, this is Chapter 2 of Free Time! (scattered applause.) All right! Now you get to figure out what the hell it is that Aoshi does on his free time! Don't you feel special?
Aoshi: I don't.
Reaka: Of course you don't! We're invading your privacy!
Aoshi: I will kill you.
Reaka: I've heard that so many times before. Now, let's get this chapter going!
Chapter 2
Quietly, Misao opened the door. She didn't want to make it obvious to Aoshi that she was there. Cautiously, she slipped into a room and found a table to hide under that he wouldn't see her at. She slipped under just as he was coming in.
"Hello?" he asked. "Anyone here?"
When he received no answer, he shrugged. He pulled out a box then turned it on.
"Ah, the joy of radios," he said to himself. The music played. Then he found one song that he wanted to hear. It was everyone's favorite Shakira song, "Underneath Your Clothes." (A/N: I was being sarcastic when I said it was everyone's favorite song. I really hate it. Don't freak out because I said that.)
The song played its slow, sad melody. Misao listened to it.
"This is all he does on his free time?" she thought. "What were the other guys thinking?"
The chorus began. Suddenly, Aoshi ripped off his trench coat! Now he was wearing nothing but tight, red boxers! Misao's eyes widened, and she gasped. Luckily for her, Aoshi started to sing right when she did.
"Underneath your clothes
There's an endless story!
There's the man I chose!
And my territory!
And all the things that I deserve
For being such a good girl! Honey!"
Misao looked at him, mystified. She wasn't sure whether she should be scared at Aoshi's sudden change in character, or if she should be turned on because he was dancing around in his underwear. Or should she feel happy that she was seeing him smile?
She started laughing. Aoshi's dancing was hysterical! I wasn't something a person saw everyday, and Misao never knew he had such a beautiful baritone!
"If only Himura could see this moment." Misao thought.
Somewhere in Tokyo, at the Kamiya dojo, Kenshin sneezed.
"Bless you." Kaoru said. She and Kenshin were sitting outside, bored to death.
"Thank you, Ms. Kaoru," Kenshin replied. "You know, I had the craziest dream last night. It was kind of disturbing."
"Tell me,"
"Well, all right. In my dream, I saw Aoshi. He was dancing around in his underwear. And Misao was under a table, laughing and telling me I should see it."
"I think that's a sign that we should go see them!"
"Let's wait a while on that one. I'm too afraid that I might actually see Aoshi dance in his underwear."
Kaoru laughed.
(Back in Kyoto)
"You got me feeling hella good
So let's just keep on dancing!
You hold me like you should
So I'm gonna keep on dancing!"
No Doubt's "Hella Good" was playing on the radio now. Aoshi was really getting into the music now. He lifted up his leg then shook it and did it to the other leg. Suddenly, he started shimmying! Misao was finding it harder and harder to breathe (Maroon 5) from laughing so hard.
Suddenly, Aoshi stopped dancing. Misao held her breath, thinking that he heard her laugh, but he just stopped the radio. He stood around the room longer, then he left to use the toilet.
Misao used that time to crawl out of her hiding place. She started to laugh right out loud. The whole scene in front of her was so funny she couldn't stop laughing until she heard footsteps coming from behind her...
Aoshi: A cliffy? You left it at a cliffy? I will kill you!
Reaka: I got enough people telling me that after they read my Inuyasha tragedy, Too Late. Then I've got people vomiting because they read my little slash spoof called What's Worse than a Harry and Dumbledore Romance! Now you're threatening to kill me?
Aoshi: Yes.
Reaka: Oh well. Anyway, if you review, I'll put any male Ruroni Kenshin character in any type of underwear you like!
All male characters on Ruroni Kenshin: What?
Reaka: That's right! The first person to review will have their suggestion on what male character wears what type of underwear. It'll be fun!
Aoshi: You've already got me in boxers! Isn't that enough?
Reaka: No! Now hurry up and review please!