Luna-Blu: third Chapter of the week
Takeru: you two scare me sometimes...
Luna-Blu: GAH! What are YOU doin' here?!
Takeru: Fillin' in for TK.
Guru-Guru: We scare me, too, sometimes...
Luna-Blu: Well, lets get to it!

Rebirth of the Deity

Chapter 24
Day Nine: 5:30 PM
Blu's POV
Majora's Lair

My position wasn't looking too good. On my left, there was an all-powerful married couple about to duke it out, and on my right there was the shell of my sword and my unconscious best friend. Nope, things weren't looking good at all.
It was times like these when you weighed your options...which I did. I could run, leaving Takeru and Majora to blow up each other, or I could stay glued to that spot, looking on stupidly as the two demi-gods bitched at one another.
If I had chosen to flee, none of us would be around for this story to be told or heard.
...not that I could have moved if I had wanted to...
So there I was, sitting there like a friggin wall ornament, as the two thousand year old teenagers had a stare down.
"Take that back," Majora snapped.
"Make me."
"That's it. You're going to pay, Takeru!" yelled Majora as she fired a ball of dark energy at Takeru. "And once I have you weak enough, your power will be mine, and with it, I'll take the world!"
"I don't remember you being this much of a psycho bitch when we were married..." said Takeru as he dodged Majora's blast.
"YAY TAKERU! SOCK IT TO HER! KICK HER..." Majora glared at me, slowly turning her aim to me. "Never mind."
"Calm down, little fox, this wont last long." Takeru was grinning again as he threw his own energy ball at Majora.
"Umm, could you not call me that?" I asked.
"Sure thing. What's your name?" Majora jumped to the side and fired another blast.
"Blu," I said, noting that Takeru was taking the battle pretty lightly.
"Nice name." He moved his head to the side, barely missing the dangerous orb. "It fits."
"SHUT UP AND FIGHT!"
"Who says I wanna fight you?" Takeru was suddenly in front of Majora, as in right in her face. He was smiling again. Grabbing her wrist he pulled her even closer. She looked like she was going to die. "Can't we just stop this now?"
"No chance in hell!" Using one of her sickeningly sharp nails, Majora sliced Takeru's wrist. He winced from the pain.
"TAKERU!" I screamed.
"Your power," Majora sliced her own wrist and smashed the two cuts together, "is mine."
"Majora." Takeru fell to his knees, the loss of blood taking the better of him.
"YOU'RE KILLING HIM!" I yell at her.
"Whole damn point, demon." Majora seemed to be having fun with this. She lowered her self to the Deity's level. "Any last words, my dear?"
"If you could...call this a word," Takeru stuttered before thrusting his head up and pulling the bitch into a kiss. I wanted to gag myself right there. Majora didn't seem too happy either. She was squirming around like a fish, but didn't break it for some reason. When Takeru did, she let go of his wrist and both of the wounds healed. Somehow knocked out, Majora fell to the dungeon floor.

Luna-Blu: Aww...
Guru-Guru: Suffer, people!
Takeru: Ow...my wrist hurts
Luna-Blu: Stop whining.
Hustino: -hits Takeru with a shoe-
Takeru: -cries-
Asako: -threatens Hustino with a 10' pipe-
Wolf (T9): HA HA!
Hustino: oo
Wolf: That's even funnier!
Majora and Luna-Blu: -glare at Hustino-
Wolf: Go Asako!
Hustino: -tries to whistle innocently-
Hustino: -sounds like he's spitting-
Wolf: -was spit on-
Guru-Guru: I'm surrounded by stupidity...