Luna-Blu: This is so fun.
Guru-Guru: It's a lot better now that those slabs are out of the way...
Takeru: -glares- I hate you, Hustino.
Hustino: You're the big baby crying over a shoe.
Majora: Uh-oh, Takeru hates something...
Luna-Blu: TIS THE END OF THE WORLD!
Makoto: Calm down, you two.
Luna-Blu: ...why the hell are you to here, anyway?
Majora and Takeru: Break.
Guru-Guru: --'
Luna-Blu: I see...

Rebirth of the Deity

Chapter 25
Day Nine: 5:40 PM
Kimiko's POV
Majora's Lair

"Ow, my HEAD!" Sitting up, I looked around. For some reason the wound in my chest didn't hurt anymore. I guess Blu, who was sitting next to me, must have healed it. I looked up to her and noticed that she was looking at something. Suddenly her face screwed up like she just saw something sickening. I followed her gaze...and nearly threw up. There was TK on the ground, blood pouring from a cut on his wrist, KISSING Majora. WHAT THE HELL?! TK pulled away and Majora fell to the ground. He took in a long breath before falling back on his hands.
"Blu, WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!" I screamed. Blu turned to me, shocked.
"You're up!" She tackled me into a hug. "You're all right!"
"Of course I'm all right!" I tried to wiggle out of her crushing arms. "But why the hell was your sword just kissing that BITCH?!"
"Huh? Oh, that's not TK, that's Takeru."
"Who?"
"I'll explain it all later. Short version, Majora took a stone from that wound of yours, used it on TK, and he turned into this guy who I think used to be her husband AND the Fierce Deity."
"That's the short version?"
"Just be glad you weren't awake for the long version."
"And what about," I pointed to Majora, "THAT?"
"She's just out," Takeru interrupted. "She'll be fine."
"Why did you spare her?!" I asked. "She's a monster."
"No, she was used." Takeru picked up Majora and walked over to us. "She was just a puppet for a higher power. She didn't know what she was getting into."
"I still don't see why she did all of this, though!" I was getting frustrated with this Deity.
"Calm down, she did it for me. Now if you will, I believe your father needs some help getting up." I turned around with a jolt. There, propped up on the wall, was dad, normal tunic and all.
"DAD!" I rushed over and pulled his arm over my shoulder so he could use me to stand up.
"Nice job, girls." He smiled at the two of us. "You too, TK."
"Takeru," all three of us corrected at once.
"No, I meant TK, for holding out for as long as he did."
"But TK is gone, Dad..."
"No he's not. He's right behind you!"
As Blu and Takeru spun around faster than anything I've ever seen, I focused past them to see TK, just starting to wake up next to the silent Tobu-Ken. Blu was over there so fast, she almost broke TK's neck from the impact.
"TK! YOU'RE BACK! I THOUGHT I'D NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN! YAY YAY YAY!" Blu was strangling the poor guy half to death.
"BLU--YOU'RE--CHOKING--ME!" Blu took the hint and let go. TK began to rub his neck. "Ow..."
"What about the gauntlet?" asked TK. Dad held his left wrist up to show the gauntlet, dissolving into sand.
"It's gone, and the Deity spirit's gone with it. Both Deity spirits, actually."
"Both Deity spirits? But I thought there was only one!" I said.
"There was the Fierce Deity spirit, who had possessed me and Takeru, and then there was the Fair Deity spirit, who had possessed..." Dad was interrupted by a familiar voice, but with all of the bitchiness taken from it.
"What's going on?"

Guru-Guru: Two cliffhangers in one night. Wow. We're really on a roll this time!
Guru-Guru: ...
Makoto: ...
Asako: SAY SOMETHING!
Luna-Blu: I HAVE MY SWORD BOY BACK! -hugs TK-
Asako: That's something.
TK: BLU--CAN'T--BREATHE--HERE!
Makoto: You might wanna loosen up there...
Luna-Blu: -lets go-
Nayuki: pokes TK, who is now blue in the face
Asako: Since Blu's distracted by a moth, REVIEW!
Luna-Blu: So THAT'S what we forgot in the last one...
TK: -hits Blu-
Luna-Blu: Oh, MY LINE!