Luna-Blu: well, outtake time!
TK: this should be fun! -has popcorn-
Guru-Guru: -takes popcorn- Don't forget, you're in them!
TK: DAMMIT!
Guru-Guru: -evil laugh-
Disclaimer: We do not believe this to be a chapter of outtakes (though we call it that). We believe it to be a chapter of memories, some of which are from an alternate reality to this fic. If you believe differently, tell us rather than hitting "report abuse". It would be a real shame to have to re-post the entire fic instead of just deleting a chapter, and we'd never get the reviews back. We don't deserve that.
Rebirth of the Deity
Omake Chapter 1: Outtakes
Day Six: 6:15 PM
Kimiko's POV
Outside the Spirit Temple (Sacred Realm)
Something changed right then in my dad's face, and he charged at Blu so fast that none of us could stop it. Before we knew it, he had taken Tobu-Ken right out of her hand and...tripped and fell the rest of the way down the steps.
"DAMMIT!" Dad yelled, propping himself up with Tobu-ken. "I CAN'T SEE A DAMN THING WITH THESE WHITE CONTACTS!"
Take Two
Before we knew it, he had taken Tobu-Ken right out of her hand and started floating towards the east. He took out the Ocarina of Time and played what I recognized as the Song of Soaring, but before he could finish the wires holding him in place broke and he fell back down to earth. Behind the set we could all hear, even over the snickering, a techie yelling something like 'SORRY!'
Day Six: 6:45 PM
Blu's POV
The No Longer Uncharted Lost Woods
I snatched the annoyance off my shoulder and held her two inches away from my face. "I'm not walking any further than I have to when I'm this tired. Especially after I was killed and brought back to life earlier this morning. You're going, or Kimiko and I are gonna find out what roasted fairy tastes like!"
Asako squirmed in my grip. "LEGGO OF ME YOU STUPID-" I popped Asako in my mouth and had almost started chewing when I heard "You'll be hearing from my lawyer!"
'Crap!' I thought and I spit the fairy back out.
Day Seven: 7:05 AM
Kimiko's POV
Romani Ranch
"Do you want me to start telling embarrassing stories about YOUR past?" Asako ignored the warning and kept on grumbling. "There was this one time when we were little, we were flying through the forest, and Asako saw this brown pile, and she yelled 'Ooh! Chocolate!' and-"
"MAKOTO!" yelled Asako, putting a hand over Makoto's mouth.
Day Seven: 9:20 AM
Blu's POV
Great Bay
"You two really need to grow...ow, my head." Kimiko suddenly dropped to her knees, holding her head. I rushed to her side. "W-what's happening?" She grabbed on to me, a little tighter then needed, and began to shake. Her eyes glazed over and she began to scream. Both fairies went flying as the pitch lowered, almost sounding like it was Link. "YAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" she screamed almost singsongily. I glared off stage.
"WRONG SOUND EFFECT, DAMMIT!" the techie running the sound board hid for his life. Smart guy.
???
A rat scurried in zigzagged across the damp stone floor of a dungeon. Its surroundings became lighter as it neared a small lantern placed near a young man. Knees on the floor, arms raised by the chains holding him, he sat there, unconscious, until the now blinded rat bumped into his soaked leg. He woke up with a start and started screaming his head off. "IT TOUCHED MY PANTS! IT TOUCHED MY PANTS!"
Day Seven: 10:30 PM
Asako's POV
Marine Research Lab
"She is a total b-" I would have finished my profanity but a large hand wrapped around me. "AHH!"
"For the love of Farore, shut up! Goddesses, you two are LOUD!" Blu stifled a yawn. I looked to her other hand. Sure enough, Makoto's head was peeking out of her fist. "Makoto, quit being so goody-goody."
"Finally, I can let loose!" my sister shouted, and suddenly she was dressed in some combination of punk rocker and goth. "Take this, Asako!" she yelled and threw a ring off Blu's finger at me, hitting me in the head.
"DAMN FOX!"
Day Eight: 8:00 AM
Kimiko's POV
Clock Town
"I KNOW! Can't we just rest?!" Blu snorted as we stopped in front of another shop. She glanced at the sign. "YAY! SHOES!" Blu started to jump up and down.
TK's POV
"YOU IDIOT!" A loud slap echoed through the dungeon that had become my home.
"OW! SHIT! THAT REALLY HURTS!"
"OMIGOD! LINK! I'M SO SORRY!"
Day Eight: 12:30 PM
Malon's POV
Lon Lon Ranch
"...Now, as we approach the end, I must ask you to do one thing. Believe. Goodbye." With that, Kaepora Gaebora left the ranch, flying off to wherever it is he lived.
That's when I got really pissed off. I pulled out the crossbow I kept in the umbrella rack and shot the bastard down. "TAKE THAT, YOU FLYING ASSHOLE!"
Day Eight: 2:00 PM
Blu's POV
Clock Town Temple
Wouldn't you know it, we came across a Rubik's Cube (not that Blu's smart enough to do one), a "You Are Here" map, and a bathroom...
"Done," Blu said as she handed me the Rubik's Cube for the third time. I mixed up the colors again and she handed it back to me two seconds later.
She's removing the stickers," Makoto whispered in my ear.
Day Eight: 5:00 PM
Link's POV
Inside Link's Head
As I began to feel out of breath, I noticed the girls starting to stir. I lowered my voice and lightly shook her. "Kimiko, come on Honey, time to get up." Kimiko rolled over, tugging at blankets that weren't there.
"Dad...five more minutes...and get a breath mint..."
5:05 PM
The two girls stood gaping at the young man chained to the stone wall. He bobbed his head back and forth, singing to the very annoyed Deity guarding him. "NINETY-NINE BOTTLES OF MILK ON THE WALL! NINETY-NINE BOTTLES OF-"
"SHUT THE HELL UP!" A shoe came flying out of nowhere and conked TK on the head.
"HUSTINO! GET OFF THE SET!"
5:30 PM
The real Deity had fallen into a trance, and a new copy of him had appeared in my head. "Sorry, but visiting hours are over...CAZ LINK AND I ARE GONNA PARTY!"
Nayru's POV
Beyond the Sacred Realm
"I don't think that matters so much, Nayru...Nayru...Din? Where are you guys?"
"It's easy to get lost in a place of swirling colors like this!"
"For the love of us, WE'RE OVER HERE!" Din waved her hands like a landing beacon.
I felt something hit me and I screamed like a little girl. "SORRY, NAYRU!"
TK's POV
"SNAP!" The two of us turned to the huge chunk of wall and chain that was coming hurtling at us. I ducked, but the deity behind me wasn't as fortunate.
"AGH! MY EYES!"
Day Eight: 5:30 PM
Kimiko's POV
Altar, Clock Town Temple
Of course, it only took two seconds before the next tablet was pulled from the rubble heap. "What the hell?"
"What is it, Blu?" She handed me the tablet.
"Look at this."
"I can read this!"
"...what?!"
Chapter 15
Day Eight: 6:00 PM
Goron's POV
"And then they thed that they could get me another two for free! I bet they knew that I would thatter my teeth!"
"That's terrible," said the dentist. "Now hush up while I take a mold of your gums for your dentures."
"And I thpent my latht 10,000 rupeeth importing it from Hyrule!"
"You do have insurance, don't you?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Day Nine: Midnight
Asako's POV
Mountain Smithy
Makoto and I were just enjoying the warmth of the dying coals when suddenly I moved over and sat on a live one.
"OW! THESE COALS HURT!"
Day Nine: 9:15 AM
Stalchild's POV
Ikana Canyon
"And then the captain just ran off. I really wonder what's gotten into him," I said to my brother.
"I dunno. They say he went a little senile about 24 years ago..."
"Can someone dead go senile?"
"I guess you'd just call it insane."
"Maybe it's not really the captain!"
"Oh, come on. It looks EXACTLY like him. Of course it's the captain!"
"But his head was on backwards..."
"..."
Day Nine: 9:45 AM
Blu's POV
Under Ikana Graveyard
As soon as we got to the other end of the chamber, a gigantic voice started speaking so loud that I almost thought my sensitive fox ears would catch fire. "WHO ARE YOU?! YOU AREN'T ALLIES OF THE MASKED ONE, ARE YOU?"
"Nice one, Asako. I'm SO scared!" I flipped the 'ghost' off.
"But I'm over here." Asako waved from my shoulder.
"Oh shit...."
Day Nine: 10:35 AM
Makoto's POV
Ikana Valley
"I like that poncho! I want the poncho! THE PONCHO IS MINE!" shouted Blu as she dived on the Garo and ripped his robes off to reveal...
"Kooloo-limpah!" shouted the green-clad monstrosity.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
Take Two
"I like that poncho! I want the poncho! THE PONCHO IS MINE!" shouted Blu as she dived on the Garo and ripped his robes off to reveal...
"Kooloo-limpah!" shouted the brown-haired, idiotic annoyance.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
"Hustino, I thought you were already supposed to have gotten the hell out of here!!!"
TK's POV
Majora gave a short laugh. "Must run in the family."
"HOLY SHIT!" I was so scared I jumped into the Deity's arms... (Think Scooby Doo) ...and I was promptly dropped...
Take Two
"HOLY SHIT!" This time the Deity jumped into my arms...which made my legs give way two seconds later.
Take Three
"HOLY SHIT!" Majora glared at the two of us, both in her arms smiling sheepishly.
Day Nine: 2:00 PM
Kimiko's POV
Stone Tower Temple Boss Room
The fairies searched those worms for an hour while I managed to get them to chase me around. Finally, I decided it was time to call it quits. "FAIRIES! I HAVE AN IDEA!" I turned to the centipedes. "HEY! BLU! I HAVE RAMEN!"
"WHERE?!" Blu popped out of the red worm's mouth and hopped down to me wagging her tail like a dog.
Day Nine: 3:30 PM
Blu's POV
Stone Tower Temple
"You okay, Blu?" asked Kimiko. "I mean, you just got your ass kicked as two giant centipedes..."
"Yeah, thanks for that, by the way." Grumbling to myself, I sat up. "You didn't have to hit so hard."
"Oh, and I was supposed to just sit there as you ran amok as two bugs? NO WAY!"
"BUT IT HURT, DAMMIT!"
Asako flew around me, inspecting me. "You look fine to me." She flew up and sat on my head. "No scrapes or nothin'."
"What the hell do you call this?!" I yelled, holding up my profusely bleeding arm, and then promptly passing out.
Day Nine: 4:45 PM
Kimiko's POV
Lower Stone Tower
Above the door was a giant engraving of a woman holding a slab. The door itself had an indent for our slab, with one last piece of the poem below it.
"Whooooooooa."
"My sentiments exactly."
"Someone has TOO much time on their hands."
Makoto flew up the engraving, lighting up it's face. Just as she flew around the nose the mouth opened and a familiar voice spoke out.
"ENTER THE HOUSE OF THE ROYAL DEEEEEEEEAD..."
"NOT AGAIN!"
Day Nine: 5:15 PM
Blu's POV
Majora's Lair
"I don't care about the sword, you damn psycho bitch! I care about TK!" I jabbed a thumb at the slowly standing boy. 'Wait, standing?' I asked myself. 'HE'S OKAY!' And then he collapsed. 'Or not...' And then a pool of blood extended from him.
"DAMMIT!" shouted Majora.
Day Nine: 5:45 PM
Blu's POV
Majora's Lair
"If you could...call this a word," Takeru stuttered before thrusting his head up and pulling the bitch into a kiss. I wanted to gag myself right there.
Majora didn't seem too happy either. She was squirming around like a fish...for a while, then they really started going at it...oh Din...
Day Nine: 5:45 PM
Kimiko's POV
Majora's Lair
"But TK is gone, Dad..."
"No he's not. He's right behind you!" As Blu and Takeru spun around faster than anything I've ever seen, I focused past them to see...nothing. "MADE YA LOOK!"
Take Two
"But TK is gone, Dad..."
"No he's not. He's right behind you!"
As Blu and Takeru spun around faster than anything I've ever seen, I focused past them to see TK, just starting to wake up next to the silent Tobu-Ken. Blu was over there so fast, she almost broke TK's neck from the impact. No, wait, there was the snap. She DID break his neck.
"OH MY GODDESSES! OWIE!"
Day Nine: 6:05 PM
Link's POV
Lower Stone Tower
Catching a flash of red in the corner of my eye, I turned to see a red streak in Blu's blue hair. "Hey, Blu? When did you get that streak in your hair? I don't remember seeing it before."
"Huh? Streak? What are you talking about?" Blu pulled on her hair trying to hold it in front of her eyes so she could see it. "OWIE!" Correcting herself, she donned a look of bewilderment. "Hmm... I guess some blood got in it from somewhere. Wait, BLOOD?! YUM!" The demon then started licking her hair over and over again. Everyone, myself included, backed into the nearest corner.
Luna-Blu: Eww, Kenny...I don't want to picture that...
Guru-Guru: Figures she starts listening when I ask myself if I'm wearing pants...
Makoto: Why'd you do that, anyway?
Guru-Guru: I was making sure she was awake.
TK: AGH! BAD IMAGES!!
Asako: Well, you certainly got their attention...
Guru-Guru...
Luna-Blu: REVIEW!!!!!!!
TK: GAH! I NEED BLEACH!
TK: this should be fun! -has popcorn-
Guru-Guru: -takes popcorn- Don't forget, you're in them!
TK: DAMMIT!
Guru-Guru: -evil laugh-
Disclaimer: We do not believe this to be a chapter of outtakes (though we call it that). We believe it to be a chapter of memories, some of which are from an alternate reality to this fic. If you believe differently, tell us rather than hitting "report abuse". It would be a real shame to have to re-post the entire fic instead of just deleting a chapter, and we'd never get the reviews back. We don't deserve that.
Rebirth of the Deity
Omake Chapter 1: Outtakes
Day Six: 6:15 PM
Kimiko's POV
Outside the Spirit Temple (Sacred Realm)
Something changed right then in my dad's face, and he charged at Blu so fast that none of us could stop it. Before we knew it, he had taken Tobu-Ken right out of her hand and...tripped and fell the rest of the way down the steps.
"DAMMIT!" Dad yelled, propping himself up with Tobu-ken. "I CAN'T SEE A DAMN THING WITH THESE WHITE CONTACTS!"
Take Two
Before we knew it, he had taken Tobu-Ken right out of her hand and started floating towards the east. He took out the Ocarina of Time and played what I recognized as the Song of Soaring, but before he could finish the wires holding him in place broke and he fell back down to earth. Behind the set we could all hear, even over the snickering, a techie yelling something like 'SORRY!'
Day Six: 6:45 PM
Blu's POV
The No Longer Uncharted Lost Woods
I snatched the annoyance off my shoulder and held her two inches away from my face. "I'm not walking any further than I have to when I'm this tired. Especially after I was killed and brought back to life earlier this morning. You're going, or Kimiko and I are gonna find out what roasted fairy tastes like!"
Asako squirmed in my grip. "LEGGO OF ME YOU STUPID-" I popped Asako in my mouth and had almost started chewing when I heard "You'll be hearing from my lawyer!"
'Crap!' I thought and I spit the fairy back out.
Day Seven: 7:05 AM
Kimiko's POV
Romani Ranch
"Do you want me to start telling embarrassing stories about YOUR past?" Asako ignored the warning and kept on grumbling. "There was this one time when we were little, we were flying through the forest, and Asako saw this brown pile, and she yelled 'Ooh! Chocolate!' and-"
"MAKOTO!" yelled Asako, putting a hand over Makoto's mouth.
Day Seven: 9:20 AM
Blu's POV
Great Bay
"You two really need to grow...ow, my head." Kimiko suddenly dropped to her knees, holding her head. I rushed to her side. "W-what's happening?" She grabbed on to me, a little tighter then needed, and began to shake. Her eyes glazed over and she began to scream. Both fairies went flying as the pitch lowered, almost sounding like it was Link. "YAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" she screamed almost singsongily. I glared off stage.
"WRONG SOUND EFFECT, DAMMIT!" the techie running the sound board hid for his life. Smart guy.
???
A rat scurried in zigzagged across the damp stone floor of a dungeon. Its surroundings became lighter as it neared a small lantern placed near a young man. Knees on the floor, arms raised by the chains holding him, he sat there, unconscious, until the now blinded rat bumped into his soaked leg. He woke up with a start and started screaming his head off. "IT TOUCHED MY PANTS! IT TOUCHED MY PANTS!"
Day Seven: 10:30 PM
Asako's POV
Marine Research Lab
"She is a total b-" I would have finished my profanity but a large hand wrapped around me. "AHH!"
"For the love of Farore, shut up! Goddesses, you two are LOUD!" Blu stifled a yawn. I looked to her other hand. Sure enough, Makoto's head was peeking out of her fist. "Makoto, quit being so goody-goody."
"Finally, I can let loose!" my sister shouted, and suddenly she was dressed in some combination of punk rocker and goth. "Take this, Asako!" she yelled and threw a ring off Blu's finger at me, hitting me in the head.
"DAMN FOX!"
Day Eight: 8:00 AM
Kimiko's POV
Clock Town
"I KNOW! Can't we just rest?!" Blu snorted as we stopped in front of another shop. She glanced at the sign. "YAY! SHOES!" Blu started to jump up and down.
TK's POV
"YOU IDIOT!" A loud slap echoed through the dungeon that had become my home.
"OW! SHIT! THAT REALLY HURTS!"
"OMIGOD! LINK! I'M SO SORRY!"
Day Eight: 12:30 PM
Malon's POV
Lon Lon Ranch
"...Now, as we approach the end, I must ask you to do one thing. Believe. Goodbye." With that, Kaepora Gaebora left the ranch, flying off to wherever it is he lived.
That's when I got really pissed off. I pulled out the crossbow I kept in the umbrella rack and shot the bastard down. "TAKE THAT, YOU FLYING ASSHOLE!"
Day Eight: 2:00 PM
Blu's POV
Clock Town Temple
Wouldn't you know it, we came across a Rubik's Cube (not that Blu's smart enough to do one), a "You Are Here" map, and a bathroom...
"Done," Blu said as she handed me the Rubik's Cube for the third time. I mixed up the colors again and she handed it back to me two seconds later.
She's removing the stickers," Makoto whispered in my ear.
Day Eight: 5:00 PM
Link's POV
Inside Link's Head
As I began to feel out of breath, I noticed the girls starting to stir. I lowered my voice and lightly shook her. "Kimiko, come on Honey, time to get up." Kimiko rolled over, tugging at blankets that weren't there.
"Dad...five more minutes...and get a breath mint..."
5:05 PM
The two girls stood gaping at the young man chained to the stone wall. He bobbed his head back and forth, singing to the very annoyed Deity guarding him. "NINETY-NINE BOTTLES OF MILK ON THE WALL! NINETY-NINE BOTTLES OF-"
"SHUT THE HELL UP!" A shoe came flying out of nowhere and conked TK on the head.
"HUSTINO! GET OFF THE SET!"
5:30 PM
The real Deity had fallen into a trance, and a new copy of him had appeared in my head. "Sorry, but visiting hours are over...CAZ LINK AND I ARE GONNA PARTY!"
Nayru's POV
Beyond the Sacred Realm
"I don't think that matters so much, Nayru...Nayru...Din? Where are you guys?"
"It's easy to get lost in a place of swirling colors like this!"
"For the love of us, WE'RE OVER HERE!" Din waved her hands like a landing beacon.
I felt something hit me and I screamed like a little girl. "SORRY, NAYRU!"
TK's POV
"SNAP!" The two of us turned to the huge chunk of wall and chain that was coming hurtling at us. I ducked, but the deity behind me wasn't as fortunate.
"AGH! MY EYES!"
Day Eight: 5:30 PM
Kimiko's POV
Altar, Clock Town Temple
Of course, it only took two seconds before the next tablet was pulled from the rubble heap. "What the hell?"
"What is it, Blu?" She handed me the tablet.
"Look at this."
"I can read this!"
"...what?!"
Chapter 15
Day Eight: 6:00 PM
Goron's POV
"And then they thed that they could get me another two for free! I bet they knew that I would thatter my teeth!"
"That's terrible," said the dentist. "Now hush up while I take a mold of your gums for your dentures."
"And I thpent my latht 10,000 rupeeth importing it from Hyrule!"
"You do have insurance, don't you?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Day Nine: Midnight
Asako's POV
Mountain Smithy
Makoto and I were just enjoying the warmth of the dying coals when suddenly I moved over and sat on a live one.
"OW! THESE COALS HURT!"
Day Nine: 9:15 AM
Stalchild's POV
Ikana Canyon
"And then the captain just ran off. I really wonder what's gotten into him," I said to my brother.
"I dunno. They say he went a little senile about 24 years ago..."
"Can someone dead go senile?"
"I guess you'd just call it insane."
"Maybe it's not really the captain!"
"Oh, come on. It looks EXACTLY like him. Of course it's the captain!"
"But his head was on backwards..."
"..."
Day Nine: 9:45 AM
Blu's POV
Under Ikana Graveyard
As soon as we got to the other end of the chamber, a gigantic voice started speaking so loud that I almost thought my sensitive fox ears would catch fire. "WHO ARE YOU?! YOU AREN'T ALLIES OF THE MASKED ONE, ARE YOU?"
"Nice one, Asako. I'm SO scared!" I flipped the 'ghost' off.
"But I'm over here." Asako waved from my shoulder.
"Oh shit...."
Day Nine: 10:35 AM
Makoto's POV
Ikana Valley
"I like that poncho! I want the poncho! THE PONCHO IS MINE!" shouted Blu as she dived on the Garo and ripped his robes off to reveal...
"Kooloo-limpah!" shouted the green-clad monstrosity.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
Take Two
"I like that poncho! I want the poncho! THE PONCHO IS MINE!" shouted Blu as she dived on the Garo and ripped his robes off to reveal...
"Kooloo-limpah!" shouted the brown-haired, idiotic annoyance.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
"Hustino, I thought you were already supposed to have gotten the hell out of here!!!"
TK's POV
Majora gave a short laugh. "Must run in the family."
"HOLY SHIT!" I was so scared I jumped into the Deity's arms... (Think Scooby Doo) ...and I was promptly dropped...
Take Two
"HOLY SHIT!" This time the Deity jumped into my arms...which made my legs give way two seconds later.
Take Three
"HOLY SHIT!" Majora glared at the two of us, both in her arms smiling sheepishly.
Day Nine: 2:00 PM
Kimiko's POV
Stone Tower Temple Boss Room
The fairies searched those worms for an hour while I managed to get them to chase me around. Finally, I decided it was time to call it quits. "FAIRIES! I HAVE AN IDEA!" I turned to the centipedes. "HEY! BLU! I HAVE RAMEN!"
"WHERE?!" Blu popped out of the red worm's mouth and hopped down to me wagging her tail like a dog.
Day Nine: 3:30 PM
Blu's POV
Stone Tower Temple
"You okay, Blu?" asked Kimiko. "I mean, you just got your ass kicked as two giant centipedes..."
"Yeah, thanks for that, by the way." Grumbling to myself, I sat up. "You didn't have to hit so hard."
"Oh, and I was supposed to just sit there as you ran amok as two bugs? NO WAY!"
"BUT IT HURT, DAMMIT!"
Asako flew around me, inspecting me. "You look fine to me." She flew up and sat on my head. "No scrapes or nothin'."
"What the hell do you call this?!" I yelled, holding up my profusely bleeding arm, and then promptly passing out.
Day Nine: 4:45 PM
Kimiko's POV
Lower Stone Tower
Above the door was a giant engraving of a woman holding a slab. The door itself had an indent for our slab, with one last piece of the poem below it.
"Whooooooooa."
"My sentiments exactly."
"Someone has TOO much time on their hands."
Makoto flew up the engraving, lighting up it's face. Just as she flew around the nose the mouth opened and a familiar voice spoke out.
"ENTER THE HOUSE OF THE ROYAL DEEEEEEEEAD..."
"NOT AGAIN!"
Day Nine: 5:15 PM
Blu's POV
Majora's Lair
"I don't care about the sword, you damn psycho bitch! I care about TK!" I jabbed a thumb at the slowly standing boy. 'Wait, standing?' I asked myself. 'HE'S OKAY!' And then he collapsed. 'Or not...' And then a pool of blood extended from him.
"DAMMIT!" shouted Majora.
Day Nine: 5:45 PM
Blu's POV
Majora's Lair
"If you could...call this a word," Takeru stuttered before thrusting his head up and pulling the bitch into a kiss. I wanted to gag myself right there.
Majora didn't seem too happy either. She was squirming around like a fish...for a while, then they really started going at it...oh Din...
Day Nine: 5:45 PM
Kimiko's POV
Majora's Lair
"But TK is gone, Dad..."
"No he's not. He's right behind you!" As Blu and Takeru spun around faster than anything I've ever seen, I focused past them to see...nothing. "MADE YA LOOK!"
Take Two
"But TK is gone, Dad..."
"No he's not. He's right behind you!"
As Blu and Takeru spun around faster than anything I've ever seen, I focused past them to see TK, just starting to wake up next to the silent Tobu-Ken. Blu was over there so fast, she almost broke TK's neck from the impact. No, wait, there was the snap. She DID break his neck.
"OH MY GODDESSES! OWIE!"
Day Nine: 6:05 PM
Link's POV
Lower Stone Tower
Catching a flash of red in the corner of my eye, I turned to see a red streak in Blu's blue hair. "Hey, Blu? When did you get that streak in your hair? I don't remember seeing it before."
"Huh? Streak? What are you talking about?" Blu pulled on her hair trying to hold it in front of her eyes so she could see it. "OWIE!" Correcting herself, she donned a look of bewilderment. "Hmm... I guess some blood got in it from somewhere. Wait, BLOOD?! YUM!" The demon then started licking her hair over and over again. Everyone, myself included, backed into the nearest corner.
Luna-Blu: Eww, Kenny...I don't want to picture that...
Guru-Guru: Figures she starts listening when I ask myself if I'm wearing pants...
Makoto: Why'd you do that, anyway?
Guru-Guru: I was making sure she was awake.
TK: AGH! BAD IMAGES!!
Asako: Well, you certainly got their attention...
Guru-Guru...
Luna-Blu: REVIEW!!!!!!!
TK: GAH! I NEED BLEACH!