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It was like any other day. Sanzo had the normal, deadly expression, Gojyo was asleep, Goku was asking how much longer to the next town, and Haakai wore his usual cheerful smile.

"Haakai, how much longer?"

Haakai smiled as he gave Goku the same answer he gave him five minutes ago.

"A few more miles and we're there."

Goku sighed as he hopped back into the back, taking the map with him. He examined it, making sure Haakai was correct. Suddenly, he noticed something.

"Haakai.Doesn't fujoshi mean woman?"

Haakai seemed a bit uneasy as he thought of an answer for a question he though was.different.

"Yes, why Goku?"

"Because on the map it says Fujoshi City, and isn't there were we're going?"

Haakai hadn't checked the name of the city. If they were entering an all women city, they might be having some trouble. He suddenly stopped the jeep, his dragon Harakyuu, waking Gojyo and disturbing Sanzo.

"Why'd we stop? Are we there?"

Gojyo yawned as he stretched his arms, but then he saw that they were still in a barren area.

"Oy! What's up, Haakai?"

Haakai sweat-dropped, the cheerful smile now seemed really strange.

"We're going to be entering an all women city soon and - "

Haakai was cut off by Gojyo, who was suddenly full of energy.

"Then hurry up!"

Gojyo had his usual sly smile on, probably thinking about the women.

"But.If it's an all women city, I don't think men are allowed in."

There was an awkward silence, except for the wind blowing.

"WHATTTTT?!!!"

Gojyo shook his head wildly, pouting.

"But the women, and the women, and the WOMEN!!"

"Shut up, you stupid kappa!"

"No, you baka saru!"

"SHUT UP!!!"

Sanzo shot a bullet in the middle of them, making them stop and almost giving them a heart attack. Sanzo put his gun away and turned to Haakai.

"What do you suppose we do?"

Haakai gave Sanzo a weird chuckle and bent over and whispered something in his ear.

"What? What?"

Goku tried to get a little whisper ,shoving Gojyo aside. Gojyo and Goku watched as Sanzo's expression changed from angry to embarrassed to calm then to deadly.

"Fine."

Haakai gave Gojyo and Goku a strange, yet.disturbing smile. The smile sent shivers up their spines. Haakai smiled as he suddenly took out a pair of scissors and material for nowhere. He smiled as he said,

"Who's first?"