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Haakai nudged Sanzo in the side.
"Sanzo, we've got a problem."
"Hmm?"
Haakai signaled Sanzo's eyes to a small table where a purple-haired youkai and a hyper-little girl were eating. Sanzo gulped as he remembered Lirin and Yaone. Goku, who had already gotten a plateful of food and snacking on some of it in a very unladylike way, noticed Lirin and Yaone ,too.
But they didn't seem to be Haakai's problem. Haakai moved Sanzo a bit to show two other "different" females eating with them. One had red hair and seemed to be youkai as the other one, except it had short, grey-ish hair. Suddenly they overheard Yaone talking to one of them.
"So Kougaiji- sama-I mean Korin, how are you going to bathe with us? I don't think the innkeeper will let any woman skip out."
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Sanzo curled his lip, trying not to laugh, but Goku laughed. Gojyo popped up, a fish stick in his mouth.
"What's up? Hmm?"
As soon as Goku turned Gojyo's head toward Lirin's table, Gojyo almost choked.
"Please be more lady-like Gojyo."
"But.Man! I."
As soon as he said Man, all the women in the entire inn, no the entire CITY, stopped what they're doing and stared at Gojyo. The group sweat- dropped, not knowing what to do. Suddenly, Haakai covered Gojyo's mouth and said,
"What um.my friend, Go.Go.Gojiku meant to say was.Uh.Men are horrible, horrible things!"
The crowd of women suddenly spoke up, agreeing, as they went on with their lives. Sanzo noticed "Korin" twitch.
"I can't believe my half-brother, Dokugakuji, would dress up as a woman."
Gojyo was scarred for life after he saw Kougaiji and his brother dressed up as women.
"Look who's talking."
Goku said, a sly smile on his face. That had shut Gojyo up. After eating, Sanzo and the rest went into their little corner of the room. That's when they tried to think up a avoid-bathing plan.
"How bout we say we're um.sick?"
"From what? Goku proved he wasn't sick from eating like the monkey he is."
"Sanzo! Gojyo's being a baka kappa again!"
"Shut up!"
There was an awkward silence, besides the usual giggles from other girls. Suddenly Haakai piped up with a solution.
"When bathing, we'll just wear our towels the whole time."
"But we're gonna see THEM."
"Well, what other option do we have?"
Sanzo was right. They didn't have any other option. So that was that. As soon as they had created their nowhere-near-perfect-but-will-do plan, a girl in a pink towel came up to them. Goku's face went pink as did Haakai and Sanzo's, when the girl bent over, holding out a bucket with towels and shampoo in it.
"Are you gals ready to take your baths?"
"Um.Just a minute!"
"Ok, see ya in the baths!"
The girl walked off, taking a load off their shoulders. As they got their towels and headed toward the bathrooms to change, they bumped into.
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Duh-duh-DUH! XD
Sesshy: Pfft.yeah right. *a rock is suddenly dropped on his head * OWWW!!!
Me: ^^ Thanks bunches for the reviews! Here's another Saiyuki Situation!
~*~
Haakai nudged Sanzo in the side.
"Sanzo, we've got a problem."
"Hmm?"
Haakai signaled Sanzo's eyes to a small table where a purple-haired youkai and a hyper-little girl were eating. Sanzo gulped as he remembered Lirin and Yaone. Goku, who had already gotten a plateful of food and snacking on some of it in a very unladylike way, noticed Lirin and Yaone ,too.
But they didn't seem to be Haakai's problem. Haakai moved Sanzo a bit to show two other "different" females eating with them. One had red hair and seemed to be youkai as the other one, except it had short, grey-ish hair. Suddenly they overheard Yaone talking to one of them.
"So Kougaiji- sama-I mean Korin, how are you going to bathe with us? I don't think the innkeeper will let any woman skip out."
"."
Sanzo curled his lip, trying not to laugh, but Goku laughed. Gojyo popped up, a fish stick in his mouth.
"What's up? Hmm?"
As soon as Goku turned Gojyo's head toward Lirin's table, Gojyo almost choked.
"Please be more lady-like Gojyo."
"But.Man! I."
As soon as he said Man, all the women in the entire inn, no the entire CITY, stopped what they're doing and stared at Gojyo. The group sweat- dropped, not knowing what to do. Suddenly, Haakai covered Gojyo's mouth and said,
"What um.my friend, Go.Go.Gojiku meant to say was.Uh.Men are horrible, horrible things!"
The crowd of women suddenly spoke up, agreeing, as they went on with their lives. Sanzo noticed "Korin" twitch.
"I can't believe my half-brother, Dokugakuji, would dress up as a woman."
Gojyo was scarred for life after he saw Kougaiji and his brother dressed up as women.
"Look who's talking."
Goku said, a sly smile on his face. That had shut Gojyo up. After eating, Sanzo and the rest went into their little corner of the room. That's when they tried to think up a avoid-bathing plan.
"How bout we say we're um.sick?"
"From what? Goku proved he wasn't sick from eating like the monkey he is."
"Sanzo! Gojyo's being a baka kappa again!"
"Shut up!"
There was an awkward silence, besides the usual giggles from other girls. Suddenly Haakai piped up with a solution.
"When bathing, we'll just wear our towels the whole time."
"But we're gonna see THEM."
"Well, what other option do we have?"
Sanzo was right. They didn't have any other option. So that was that. As soon as they had created their nowhere-near-perfect-but-will-do plan, a girl in a pink towel came up to them. Goku's face went pink as did Haakai and Sanzo's, when the girl bent over, holding out a bucket with towels and shampoo in it.
"Are you gals ready to take your baths?"
"Um.Just a minute!"
"Ok, see ya in the baths!"
The girl walked off, taking a load off their shoulders. As they got their towels and headed toward the bathrooms to change, they bumped into.
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Duh-duh-DUH! XD