Me: *sings a song about cliffhangers* ^^ La la la!! Cliffhangers!!
Sesshy: *covers his ears, though he still can hear me*
Me: -.- oh! o.o! Idea! ^^ *grabs a microphone* LLLLLLLAAAAA!!!!
Sesshy: X.X! GAHHH!! *faints*
~*~
Goku turned to see the face of.Lirin. She wore a bright smile and only a pink towel on. She suddenly pushed all of them through the door and into the bathroom. They struggled to get around her ,but behind her was Kougaiji. So, they decided to stick with the bathroom. Goku's face was a slight pink as his towel almost slid off his chest, but luckily he grabbed it in time.
"What's wrong with you guys? You act like you've never seen a bare girl before."
Ohhh.how right she was. Hakkai sweat-dropped as he tried not to really 'look' at the bare women. Goku didn't understand how women could just look at each other, though they were naked, and continue talking about their life or whatnot. Gojyo had held his towel tightly, using both hands.
Goku had avoided dropping his towel and making sure his eyes didn't wander ,but the tables turned. His face turned a bright red as he saw Lirin take her towel off and slip her clothes on. He tried not to look ,but.he couldn't help it!
"Stupid hormones." Goku muttered as he ripped himself away.
Gojyo was probably having the hardest time. So many vulnerable women, and yet.he couldn't even touch one of them. Suddenly a hand crawled over his chest, well, his feminine chest. He twitched and suddenly noticed it was another woman. He gapped, didn't think any of these women were.GAY!
Gojyo jumped back with surprise, only to make her laugh. She was a sweet girl, maybe around Goku's age? Her raven hair matched her black eyes, and when she smiled he noticed fangs. Youkai, perhaps? He looked around her body for a special piece of jewelry or maybe an ornament. She blinked at his curiosity.
"The name's Korin, can I ask what you're looking for?"
Korin, huh? Well, should Gojyo risk it and ask her if she was a youkai? Well, he did.
"The name's Gojiku and I was wondering.are you youkai?"
Silence. Gojyo was sure he heard his heart beating. Bu-bump-bu-bump-bu- bump. The rate of his heart quickened. Bu-bump-bu-bump-bu-bump! He started to sweat. She wouldn't answer. The women around him knew.he knew they knew. Gojyo had to stop! His mind was playing tricks on him! He was losing it! Suddenly, his mind gave way when Korin replied.
"Yeah.Oh yeah! Um, sorry, Gojiku, for giving you that fright earlier. I'm not gay! I was just teasing you."
She knew! Teasing? Ha! Teasing just to get the truth out! Suddenly, an idea popped up in Gojyo's head.
"Can you meet me here again when everyone's asleep?"
"Huh?"
Oh great move Gojyo. He just asked her (kinda) on a date! What was he gonna do when she came? Kiss her?! Make-out?! Oh great.he might as well tell the world his secret now.
"Well, sure.but why?"
Was Korin playing dumb with him? Mocking him?! No..maybe..she really didn't know! Gojyo smiled.
"Um.I gotta tell you something."
So..after all the women went to sleep, he was going to tell her. Great...Enough time for her to be in a state of shock, scream, tell the others, and get them killed. He shook the image out of his head.
"Well, see ya then Gojiku."
With that, Gojyo watched Korin leave. He.he actually got away with it..Wow..(N/A: *writes this moment down in Saiyuki History*)
Now back to Goku!
Goku's breathing was heavy. He was getting embarrassed about seeing Lirin! This was great.. Suddenly, he noticed something. He stood up and examined himself in a tall, oak wood mirror. Hey! Lirin's breasts are bigger than his! Goku made a pouty face. He was WAY cuter than her, and much more innocent, so why did she get the bigger breasts?!
Goku sat himself in a chair, his hands cupping his breasts. 'No fair' Goku thought as he let his chest go. It seems as though Goku had forgotten that he was really a guy. Goku stood up again and examined himself in the mirror. No way! This could NOT be happening.
Goku grabbed his butt and made another sulky face. Lirin had a bigger butt than him, too! He sat down and crossed his arms over his chest. Great. He had the personality and facial features ,but LIRIN had the body. 'No Fair' Goku thought again as he began to sulk. Suddenly, someone tapped him on the back. He turned around to see.
~*~
Me: ^^ And that's the end of this song! *bows to the audience* You love me, you really love me!
Sesshy: Pfft.
Me: ;-; Sesshy no love neko sama?
Sesshy: You just called yourself Lord Cat. X.x
Me: Do I care? ^^
Sesshy: I doubt it.
Me: Remember CafeKitty customers, READ AND REVIEW!
Sesshy: *covers his ears, though he still can hear me*
Me: -.- oh! o.o! Idea! ^^ *grabs a microphone* LLLLLLLAAAAA!!!!
Sesshy: X.X! GAHHH!! *faints*
~*~
Goku turned to see the face of.Lirin. She wore a bright smile and only a pink towel on. She suddenly pushed all of them through the door and into the bathroom. They struggled to get around her ,but behind her was Kougaiji. So, they decided to stick with the bathroom. Goku's face was a slight pink as his towel almost slid off his chest, but luckily he grabbed it in time.
"What's wrong with you guys? You act like you've never seen a bare girl before."
Ohhh.how right she was. Hakkai sweat-dropped as he tried not to really 'look' at the bare women. Goku didn't understand how women could just look at each other, though they were naked, and continue talking about their life or whatnot. Gojyo had held his towel tightly, using both hands.
Goku had avoided dropping his towel and making sure his eyes didn't wander ,but the tables turned. His face turned a bright red as he saw Lirin take her towel off and slip her clothes on. He tried not to look ,but.he couldn't help it!
"Stupid hormones." Goku muttered as he ripped himself away.
Gojyo was probably having the hardest time. So many vulnerable women, and yet.he couldn't even touch one of them. Suddenly a hand crawled over his chest, well, his feminine chest. He twitched and suddenly noticed it was another woman. He gapped, didn't think any of these women were.GAY!
Gojyo jumped back with surprise, only to make her laugh. She was a sweet girl, maybe around Goku's age? Her raven hair matched her black eyes, and when she smiled he noticed fangs. Youkai, perhaps? He looked around her body for a special piece of jewelry or maybe an ornament. She blinked at his curiosity.
"The name's Korin, can I ask what you're looking for?"
Korin, huh? Well, should Gojyo risk it and ask her if she was a youkai? Well, he did.
"The name's Gojiku and I was wondering.are you youkai?"
Silence. Gojyo was sure he heard his heart beating. Bu-bump-bu-bump-bu- bump. The rate of his heart quickened. Bu-bump-bu-bump-bu-bump! He started to sweat. She wouldn't answer. The women around him knew.he knew they knew. Gojyo had to stop! His mind was playing tricks on him! He was losing it! Suddenly, his mind gave way when Korin replied.
"Yeah.Oh yeah! Um, sorry, Gojiku, for giving you that fright earlier. I'm not gay! I was just teasing you."
She knew! Teasing? Ha! Teasing just to get the truth out! Suddenly, an idea popped up in Gojyo's head.
"Can you meet me here again when everyone's asleep?"
"Huh?"
Oh great move Gojyo. He just asked her (kinda) on a date! What was he gonna do when she came? Kiss her?! Make-out?! Oh great.he might as well tell the world his secret now.
"Well, sure.but why?"
Was Korin playing dumb with him? Mocking him?! No..maybe..she really didn't know! Gojyo smiled.
"Um.I gotta tell you something."
So..after all the women went to sleep, he was going to tell her. Great...Enough time for her to be in a state of shock, scream, tell the others, and get them killed. He shook the image out of his head.
"Well, see ya then Gojiku."
With that, Gojyo watched Korin leave. He.he actually got away with it..Wow..(N/A: *writes this moment down in Saiyuki History*)
Now back to Goku!
Goku's breathing was heavy. He was getting embarrassed about seeing Lirin! This was great.. Suddenly, he noticed something. He stood up and examined himself in a tall, oak wood mirror. Hey! Lirin's breasts are bigger than his! Goku made a pouty face. He was WAY cuter than her, and much more innocent, so why did she get the bigger breasts?!
Goku sat himself in a chair, his hands cupping his breasts. 'No fair' Goku thought as he let his chest go. It seems as though Goku had forgotten that he was really a guy. Goku stood up again and examined himself in the mirror. No way! This could NOT be happening.
Goku grabbed his butt and made another sulky face. Lirin had a bigger butt than him, too! He sat down and crossed his arms over his chest. Great. He had the personality and facial features ,but LIRIN had the body. 'No Fair' Goku thought again as he began to sulk. Suddenly, someone tapped him on the back. He turned around to see.
~*~
Me: ^^ And that's the end of this song! *bows to the audience* You love me, you really love me!
Sesshy: Pfft.
Me: ;-; Sesshy no love neko sama?
Sesshy: You just called yourself Lord Cat. X.x
Me: Do I care? ^^
Sesshy: I doubt it.
Me: Remember CafeKitty customers, READ AND REVIEW!