Me: Cafekitty is back! ^^

Sesshy: X.x! Someone! Anyone!! Save me!! She made me-

Me: I made you do nothing. ^^ You VOLUNTEEERED. There's a difference in force and volunteering.

Sesshy: You didn't tell me I had to-

Me: It's not my fault I had to make my ex jealous. And you signed a contract!

Sesshy: But-

Me: No But's, hey you! *points to the reader* Get reading while we continue to argue!

~*~

Goku turned around to see Sanzo, who was also wearing a pink towel wrapped around his chest. He bit his lower lip, trying not to laugh at the hand mark, that was still bright red, on Sanzo's face.

"PFAHHAHAHHAA!!! Whatcha do? Don't tell me you groped a girl or something when you were drunk! HAHAHHAA!!!"

Goku was laughing so hard that tears were forming at the edges of his eyes. Sanzo turned his hands into fists, as Goku continued laughing.

"SHUT UP!!!"

Sanzo pulled out his giant paper fan and started hitting Goku like mad. Lirin had finished putting her clothes on when she noticed Sanzo thwaping the crud out of Goku. She tied her hair and then stomped over. Suddenly, Sanzo felt a fist hit his face.

"What do you think you're doing?! What did she do to you? I mean..Huh?"

Goku and Sanzo started to sweat as they noticed Lirin's eyes attracted to the paper fan. Did she know? Should they take the risk? Goku looked at Sanzo, with a death glare. It was Sanzo's fault, so he should fix it. Lirin broke her eye contact with the fan and turned back to Sanzo. Sanzo gulped as he got back up off the floor. He muttered.

"What'd you say?"

Sanzo put his fan away.

"I said."

There was a long silence. Gojyo and Hakkai had appeared at that time, and they watched, all their attention on Sanzo.

"You said? C'mon spit it out."

Man, Lirin didn't have to be so bossy! Goku watched, sitting Indian style, so absorbed in the little dramatic scene that he had forgotten about envying Lirin's body.

"I said. sorry. You happy?!" (N/A: o-o Woah. *adds that to the Saiyuki History book*)

Sanzo's face was a bright red, as though he had just said that in front of millions of people. Lirin suddenly smiled.

"Yup, I'm satisfied. Now go get changed and I'll see you guys in the bedroom."

"Yes ma'am."

Sanzo muttered as he went to change into his female clothes. What Lirin just said sent shivers up Goku's spine. Guys..and..bedroom. That was scary! Luckily, Goku remembered that all the women slept in one room, so he took a breather. As Lirin left, Gojyo suddenly burst out laughing.

"HAHAHA!! Sanzo said.HAHAHHA!! SORRY!!"

Hakkai sweat-dropped as Sanzo cursed and hit Gojyo back into the bathhouse.

"Well."

Sanzo stomped off, his clothes under one arm, as he entered a dressing stall. Gojyo was now soaking wet, and he noticed that he towel had slid off. He grabbed it, hoping no one saw him, but he was wrong.

~*~

Me: *gasp* So.Who saw Gojyo? Who knows? Lol *continues arguing* Sesshy! You hate me?!

Sesshy: Yes! Ha! I said it! YES YES YES!

Me: ;-; *sniffles* Fine..Be that way..

Sesshy: o_o;; -Shoot! I..I made her cry.- S-stop!

Me: If you hate me then. *shoves him into a pit where my killer stuffed animals are* You have to deal with my toys. And it was your fault! I NEVER SAID YOU HAD TO GROPE ME!!!

*Silence*

Sesshy: I DIDN'T -OW!- MEAN TO YOU WENCH!!