Me: I'm back people! Hehe, my computer's sorta died on me after Easter, but now they're all in tip-top shape! drags in Sesshy Look! A new bishie for another chapter!

Sesshy: sighs as he glares at K, who is hiding behind a curtain When I get free of her grasp, you're gonna be the first to--- OOF!! xx

Me: -- Love Love Love!!

Sesshy: Crap.. xx;;

Gojyo growled to himself mentally for getting the couple caught. He was so angry at himself, but them he heard a poof near his right ear. Gojyo's attention was turned to it, and so were his eyes. 'What the...' he thought, as he saw a small angel resembling himself glaring at him. It wore a white tunic, with a glowing halo over his head.

"I hope you know none of this would have happened if you didn't have any dirty thoughts! I mean seriously, I'm surprised I'm YOUR conscience. You think dirty thoughts about women, smoke and drink," the angel hissed, his face red with anger.

"But..." Gojyo tried to say, but was cut off by another poof, this time near his left ear.

Gojyo turned his head to his left shoulder, to see a small devil. It had tight black leather on (N/A: Which, by the way, is very sexy XD) and little horns and a red tail. The devil smirked as he rested against Gojyo's neck.

"Now, don't listen to that pansy over there. You can do whatever you want, though I personally think you should've had more fun with that girl when you got the chance, but.... Anyways, he's just trying to ruin your fun! I mean first you put in the women, then the bed and finally mix in the alcohol and Wa-la! A mixture for pleasure!" the devil laughed.

Not noticing it, Gojyo had drawn quite a lot of attention to himself. The guards had overheard his private conversation, and they had laughed to their selves. Korin had awoken a few moments ago, and she stared at Gojyo like he was insane. Plus, some of the villagers had seen the two being taken to a giant castle, and they had also overheard Gojyo's conversation. In conclusion, everyone thought he had lost it.

Gojyo felt his face turn warm as he listened to the devil.

"But, Korin is so innocent and---"Gojyo protested, only to be interrupted again.

"Yes, Good Gojyo! You should never corrupt the innocent—"the angel said, but was also cut off.

"Ha! Innocent? She tackled you and then KISSED you! She has corrupted you, Gojyo!" the devil protested evilly.

Korin had been listening, but she didn't really try to get every word. As soon as she heard her name, though, her ears perked up and tried to tune in on the conversation more closely.

"But you guys, Korin is really sweet, and so what if she kissed me? She's trying to help me out in this tight situation, so forget you" Gojyo explained, suddenly hearing a giant pair of iron gates shut behind him.

"What was that?" the angel said, turning around.

"Who cares?! I'm out!" the devil said, annoyed, as he poofed back to wherever he came from.

The angel turned to Gojyo and smiled, seeing his worried face.

"Things will turn out for the best," it said.

At that moment, they heard a small voice protest, "Whatever you pansy!!"

Growling, the angel poofed after the devil.

"I am NOT a pansy, you.... sinful creature!"

"At least I have more fun!" a voice laughed.

Korin smiled, blushing, as the guard holding her shoved her forward. She growled to herself, but then her attention was drawn to something in front of her. She quickly made a clicking noise in her mouth, which got Gojyo's attention. Korin nudged her head towards two large wooden doors with equally large iron handles. Gojyo stared, but he already knew what it was. They had reached the vampire's castle...

Still at the inn...

"I don't want to wear this!" Goku's voice protested, as he struggled out of Hakkai and Sanzo's arms.

"Baka saru...." Sanzo growled, pulling out his paper fan.

Before a chase started though, Hakkai stepped in-between the two, with a sigh.

"Goku, please just put on the dress. Don't you want to save Gojyo and the nice, young lady, who's helping us? Don't you want to get out of this city?" Hakkai asked, a smile on his face, though inside he also had had enough of the cross-dressing.

Goku took a minute to think the situation over, and then in the end, he sighed, giving in to Hakkai's logic. Smiling Hakkai handed Goku a bright pink kimono. Disgusted, Goku took it and went to go change. Sanzo had lit a cigarette by now, and then he saw Goku leave the room.

Sanzo's royal purple eyes turned to Hakkai, knowing what he was about to produce from behind his back. Hakkai continued to smile as he gave Sanzo a classy black dress. Sanzo puffed one last cloud of smoke, as he took it and repeated Goku's ritual. Hakkai was left in the room alone with a dark green kimono. Sighing, he removed his current clothes and tried the kimono on.

When he was just about done with his hair, a blushing Goku came in. Hakkai was happy to see Goku had done his blonde "hair" into two ponytails, the curls looking absolutely adorable. Then Hakkai noticed something as he tied his wig into a bun.

"Um.... Goku, where is Sanzo?"

Goku shrugged, his cheeks burning with a nice shade of red.

"Oy, Hakkai!"

Hakkai turned to look at the entrance of their room to see a quite stunning Sanzo. Sanzo's "breasts" were very noticeable as were his hips. Sanzo had his blonde hair up into a elegant braid with a black bow at the end. They headed out of the inn as soon as Sanzo could find a place for his sutras and his gun....Which were added to his chest. The Saiyuki three headed towards the castle, where the sun was setting behind it.

Me: Sucky, yes? Anyways, I hope you R&R and tell me something you don't like that I might fix.

Sesshy: I don't like you kissing me. Xx

Me: But....It's fun! XD kiss

Sesshy: xX!!!