"Are you...having a good time?" Sora cautiously asked Yuffie.
"Oh, um, yeah," she said a little too eagerly. "The whole Selphie thing is annoying...what is she up to?"
"No idea," Sora replied. "Let's ignore her. Do you want to order anything else?"
"If I wanted to do that, we'd need to talk to Selphie again," Yuffie smiled. "So no thanks!"
"Hey!" came Selphie's voice as she stepped out of the kitchen. "What's wrong with me?"
"Let me guess. You 'overheard' us," Yuffie rolled her eyes, as she was always doing.
"Yeah. And you'll never find out what I'm up to!" Again, the girl rushed over to where Kairi was. "Kairi!" Selphie shouted.
"That was a bit of a giveaway," Yuffie called back, getting up, but Sora grabbed her wrist.
"Yuf, sit," he said softly.
"Why is Kairi here?" Yuffie shouted again, angrily. "What's she doing over there? Spying on us?"
"Look, if it makes you feel any better, I'll go and ask her. Stay here," Sora said to Yuffie firmly.
Casually, the boy walked over to Kairi who was in a bush talking to Selphie.
"Hi, Sora!" Quickly Kairi jumped out. "Selphie was just...um...telling me about her new job!"
"What the hell's going on, Kairi?" It was Sora's turn to shout. "Why did you feel the need to spy on us?"
"Um..." Kairi struggled to think of an answer.
"Because she doesn't like Yuffie?" Selphie shrugged.
"Is this true?" Sora looked at Kairi.
"Well, yeah, but that's not the reason..." she mumbled.
"Then what is?" Selphie asked.
"Shut up, Selph!" Kairi cried. "Well...I...was curious."
"Curious?" Sora said.
"Yeah. I wanted to know what you were doing. Kinda like a joke! Ha ha!" Kairi quickly lied.(and badly.)
"Riight," Sora replied, disbelievingly. "You've got a weird sense of humour. Now, if you would, get lost. Both of you. Yuffie's waiting."
"I can't go! You haven't paid me!" Selphie began to chase after Sora, but Kairi held her back. "Forget it. Here." Kairi reached inside of her pocket and gave a few coins to her.
"Thanks," Selphie grinned.
"I wish my plan had...gone to plan. It would've been great..."
"What was your plan?" Selphie asked curiously.
"Ah, don't worry yourself about it, Selphie," Kairi patted her friend on the back. "There's not much I can do about it now...." Then Kairi's eyes lit up. "What if...Sora thought I was Yuffie?"
"Huh?" Selphie looked at her, confused.
"Then he'd think I was Yuffie!"
"You just said that," Selphie smiled sheepishly.
"I look like her, don't I?"
"Not really," her friend said honestly.
"It's easy. I'll pretend to be Yuffie, and Sora will take ME out for dates and stuff!" Kairi began to dance around, excited.
"Right. Well, good luck," Selphie prepared to make a run for it, but Kairi stopped her. Again.
"You're gonna help me. We'll sneak into Yuffie's room, take some of her clothes and stuff...it'll work."
"No it won't," Selphie said cheerfully. "What about your hair?"
"Ooh...dye it,"
"Voice?"
"I can do a Yuffie impression," Kairi said, imitating the ninja's voice, making Selphie laugh.
"Sure. Well, I'll help anyway,"
"You've always been my best friend," Kairi said in a sickly sweet voice. ***
Meanwhile at the café:
"I'm sorry this hasn't been the most perfect date..." Sora told Yuffie.
"Nah, it was OK," Yuffie replied. "Interesting, definitely. But I can't believe Kairi. Or Selphie."
"Yeah, but you know Selphie. She'll do anything anyone tells her."
"Kairi's just jealous." Yuffie muttered, Sora turned to her.
"You think?"
Yuffie looked at him as if it were obvious. (which it was.) "Duh!"
"Well...maybe we should head back." Sora got up. "At least we don't have to pay for this!"
"Yeah," Yuffie grinned. "We should have another date. A better one. And NOT at the café!"
"Definitely," Sora strongly agreed. "How about...in another world?"
"A date in another world? Sounds great!"
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And chapter...8! Next one coming soon-ish. I don't know what'll happen next....Kairi pretending to be Yuffie, not sure that'll work. But I'll try! R&R!
"Oh, um, yeah," she said a little too eagerly. "The whole Selphie thing is annoying...what is she up to?"
"No idea," Sora replied. "Let's ignore her. Do you want to order anything else?"
"If I wanted to do that, we'd need to talk to Selphie again," Yuffie smiled. "So no thanks!"
"Hey!" came Selphie's voice as she stepped out of the kitchen. "What's wrong with me?"
"Let me guess. You 'overheard' us," Yuffie rolled her eyes, as she was always doing.
"Yeah. And you'll never find out what I'm up to!" Again, the girl rushed over to where Kairi was. "Kairi!" Selphie shouted.
"That was a bit of a giveaway," Yuffie called back, getting up, but Sora grabbed her wrist.
"Yuf, sit," he said softly.
"Why is Kairi here?" Yuffie shouted again, angrily. "What's she doing over there? Spying on us?"
"Look, if it makes you feel any better, I'll go and ask her. Stay here," Sora said to Yuffie firmly.
Casually, the boy walked over to Kairi who was in a bush talking to Selphie.
"Hi, Sora!" Quickly Kairi jumped out. "Selphie was just...um...telling me about her new job!"
"What the hell's going on, Kairi?" It was Sora's turn to shout. "Why did you feel the need to spy on us?"
"Um..." Kairi struggled to think of an answer.
"Because she doesn't like Yuffie?" Selphie shrugged.
"Is this true?" Sora looked at Kairi.
"Well, yeah, but that's not the reason..." she mumbled.
"Then what is?" Selphie asked.
"Shut up, Selph!" Kairi cried. "Well...I...was curious."
"Curious?" Sora said.
"Yeah. I wanted to know what you were doing. Kinda like a joke! Ha ha!" Kairi quickly lied.(and badly.)
"Riight," Sora replied, disbelievingly. "You've got a weird sense of humour. Now, if you would, get lost. Both of you. Yuffie's waiting."
"I can't go! You haven't paid me!" Selphie began to chase after Sora, but Kairi held her back. "Forget it. Here." Kairi reached inside of her pocket and gave a few coins to her.
"Thanks," Selphie grinned.
"I wish my plan had...gone to plan. It would've been great..."
"What was your plan?" Selphie asked curiously.
"Ah, don't worry yourself about it, Selphie," Kairi patted her friend on the back. "There's not much I can do about it now...." Then Kairi's eyes lit up. "What if...Sora thought I was Yuffie?"
"Huh?" Selphie looked at her, confused.
"Then he'd think I was Yuffie!"
"You just said that," Selphie smiled sheepishly.
"I look like her, don't I?"
"Not really," her friend said honestly.
"It's easy. I'll pretend to be Yuffie, and Sora will take ME out for dates and stuff!" Kairi began to dance around, excited.
"Right. Well, good luck," Selphie prepared to make a run for it, but Kairi stopped her. Again.
"You're gonna help me. We'll sneak into Yuffie's room, take some of her clothes and stuff...it'll work."
"No it won't," Selphie said cheerfully. "What about your hair?"
"Ooh...dye it,"
"Voice?"
"I can do a Yuffie impression," Kairi said, imitating the ninja's voice, making Selphie laugh.
"Sure. Well, I'll help anyway,"
"You've always been my best friend," Kairi said in a sickly sweet voice. ***
Meanwhile at the café:
"I'm sorry this hasn't been the most perfect date..." Sora told Yuffie.
"Nah, it was OK," Yuffie replied. "Interesting, definitely. But I can't believe Kairi. Or Selphie."
"Yeah, but you know Selphie. She'll do anything anyone tells her."
"Kairi's just jealous." Yuffie muttered, Sora turned to her.
"You think?"
Yuffie looked at him as if it were obvious. (which it was.) "Duh!"
"Well...maybe we should head back." Sora got up. "At least we don't have to pay for this!"
"Yeah," Yuffie grinned. "We should have another date. A better one. And NOT at the café!"
"Definitely," Sora strongly agreed. "How about...in another world?"
"A date in another world? Sounds great!"
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And chapter...8! Next one coming soon-ish. I don't know what'll happen next....Kairi pretending to be Yuffie, not sure that'll work. But I'll try! R&R!