part 2
marik2004(me) walks on stage looking dazed. she shouts at the camera people.
marik2004: y'ello! so how much are you paying me to do this?
the camera man looks at her and thinks what a freak
cm: how about £250?
marik2004: no dice. I want something edible..... something lemony?
cm: lemon window cleaner?
marik: now that ya mention it.... no! oh hell, who told you about my cleaning habits? what I mean to say is gimme lemon bon bons or I won't do it.
cm: yeah... okay then coughsfreakcoughs
after her little conversation, marik2004 looks to see rachkai talking to kai.... in the background there is a radio playing... a news flash comes on.
we have just had an important report. lemon bonbon's are at an all time low... eventually they are going to stop being produced cos only two people buy them at this moment in time rachkai and marik2004. in effect there is only a limited amount left...so if you are a fan of the bon bons... beat up anyone who has some. I'm fatboy usedtobesilm- butneverrellywasslim reporting. and I'm off to buy some Windex... for erm... cleaning purposes.. yeah that's it cleaning purposes.. ha!
marik2004 runs over to tell rachkai the news. she sees that she is eating a bon bon, it's the last one from a discarded packet on the floor. marik2004 has to act fast!
marik2004: OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! does a slow motion jump while running
she aims for rachkai's mouth to grab the bon bon- and completely misses. rachkai puts the bon bon in her mouth and pulls marik2004 up.
rachkai: how's it goin? was up?
marik2004: rubbing her head oh nothing. did ya hear the report on the radio?
rachkai: yeah. the report on the shortage of Windex.. that's really gonna kill ya.. I know how much ya like to drink it.
marik2004: what?! no I was talking about the bon bon shortage....
rachkaimarik2004: NOOOOOO!!
rachkai: so anyways how's life?
marik2004: oh not bad, I had to ground marik again. cos he murdered Tyson.
rachkai: and that's bad because?
marik2004: well three things... one ever since he killed Tyson, I have started to act like him (Tyson) not only that, he came back from the dead... plus marik was asking for it. he has been into my cleaning supply again. thinks to self plus I wanted to find a reason to take his millennium rod.
rachkai: and what about yugi?
marik2004: oh, he got stuck doing the time warp to "rocky horror" after we went to mia's house (girl from my school. not mai valentine.. got it? good.) see the tape broke and it got stuck on the time warp song. yugi was dancing to it so much, that he actually want back in time. now he's only chibi so now he's at home while my cat looks after him. they are going to watch sailor moon together. oh and sakura said she was looking for ya... she didn't look too happy. she said something about paying her back...
rachkai: embarrassed oh about that? yeah um... I'll have to speak to her about it later.
marik2004: about what? have you been doing stupid stuff again?
rachkai tries to look innocent- but only manages to look as innocent as marik on a normal basis- which is pretty evil anyways no... not that I can think of anyway. how come you didn't get Voltaire to baby-sit?
marik: cos if I did, yugi would end up killing him.... or Voltaire would try and use yugi to take over the world. in that case, both yugi and what's his face? oh yeah Voltaire would both die. and I don't even know his number.... unless....
rachkai: I'll explain everything later. but now I have to go sit in the audience cos you're on air in like 2mins.come on kai! grabs kai's arm
kai: right then. seya around. walks off
marik2004: mumbling dranzer is a retard.
kai: turns around what?!
silence
kai: you just crossed the line, now face the wrath of my muscles! ha!
marik2004: in hysterics what muscles?
kai: damn! I forgot, I lent them to Rei- damn! hey Rei! gimme back my muscles!
Rei: I'll fight ya for them.
kai: this AIN'T over.
rachkai: annoyed JUST SIT DOWN ALREADY! JEEZ! FER CRYIN OUT LOUD!
kai: shut up censored!
rachkai: you little censored I am gonna censored you weather you like it or not! hits him now lets go sit in the audience.
kai: fine. they go to sit down.
marik2004 walks over to the audience to begin the second part of the show
marik2004: dazed erm... h- hello.she tries to read the placards but is having trouble.
scratch butt
check!
walk over to the audience
right...now.. oh hell- forget what the placards say! I'll make it up myself! our next guest is some random dude hey it is hard thinkin on the spot no.. wait it's Tyson granger!
member of audience: hide the food!
laughs applause Tyson walks on stage acting like god.
Tyson: not realising they are laughing at him thank you! thank you! I know you all love me! thinks out loud I'm sooo popular!
kai gets totally censored off what the censored are you doing here?!
Tyson: I'm a guest on the show, because- I am sooo great!
kai: nooo... it's because you are a fat dumbass, all's you do is eat food and censored stuff!
Tyson: eating a donut {where'd it come from?} that's sooo not true!
kai: see you are doing it now!
Tyson: doing what?
kai: argh!!! hits Tyson
Tyson drops his donut and shouts.
Tyson: hey! are you gonna pay for that?!
kai: no... I am not gonna stand around.. while you stuff ya fat face and talk about how "great" you think you are! which I must add you are not. walks away come on rachkai.
rachkai: follows kai byee marik2004!!
marik2004: oh go censored yourself.
rachkai: aright I will!
Tyson: he- hem..
marik2004: what?!
Tyson: I believe you were gonna talk about how great I am?
marik: mishearing the "great" part oh yeah! Tyson granger this is your life!
weird music
marik2004: you were born some time ago no one really cares when censored happened, then ya became Beyblading champion with ya lover dragoon.
Tyson: no- dragoon is my bit beast.
marik2004: sure! that's what they all say... anyways can you tell us why you did stuff?
Tyson: what stuff?
marik2004: well, the fact that you invested in 100 solar powered torches.
the audience laughs as Tyson goes red with embarrassment.
Tyson: I thought I was getting a good deal! I mean 100 solar powered torches for £50 is a pretty good deal if ya ask me.
marik2004: no- it's not. what are torches used for?
Tyson: erm...to see in the dark?
marik2004: sarcastically good. and what does a solar powered torch need to work?
Tyson: the sun....
marik2004: and when do ya use a torch?
Tyson: when it's dark......
marik2004: so how can a solar powered torch possibly work in the dark?!
Tyson: realising his mistake censored! why am I so stupid?!
marik2004: because you were born.
Tyson: censored you!
he runs off stage and cries like a little girl. kai smiles from behind stage, he knew Tyson was dumb, but not that dumb... anyways, the audience are starting to get a little bit restless...........
JJ is sat in the audience with a laser gun. he is randomly shooting things...when he sees jess, who also has a laser gun. they both jump up and link, then run backstage. they both have very heavy chains on and they chink across the floor. meanwhile Tyson comes running in with a black eye. he is screaming.
Tyson: nia samma! nia samma!!
marik2004: what's up with you?
Tyson: gasping for breath like- I-said- they're-coming!
marik2004: who's coming?
Tyson: points to the corner of the stage t- the- them!
marik2004 looks to see a giant donut shouting abuse at Tyson. she brings out an inflatable boxing ring and shouts..
marik2004: ladies and germs... pathetic or what? for the first and last time ever... for one night only! Tyson's food finally takes a bite out of him!!
applause
marik2004: iiiinnn this corner we have tysoooonn grannngerr!
applause
marik2004: aaannnd in this corner we have the giaaant dooonuut!!!
applause
ding-ding! round one!
Tyson: but- but I...
the donut hits Tyson
Tyson: ow!
giant donut: ha!
Tyson tries to take a bite out of the donut.. but kai jumps in and forms a tag team with the donut. the donut opens up it's mouth and Tyson disappears...
marik2004: aaannnd the winner is.. giant donut!
applause
rach kai runs on stage with a blow torch yes she has lost the plot, but hey! who hasn't?
rachkai: die!! ha! I want to see a fiery inferno! the leprechaun tells me to burn things! muhaaaaaaha!!! sets fire to the stage and starts laughing who's laughing now!! ha!
marik2004: what the?!
jess and JJ appear on stage...
jess: hey guys, guess what! me and JJ are married!
rachkai: burn! burn in hell!! ha! pours petrol over the audience ha!
as the stage burns, jess and JJ head bang. marik2004 has no idea what to do! her solicitor comes on stage.
solicitor: hey m2004! we got a problem!
marik2004: I know! I'm not blind!
solicitor: no... it's about payment...
marik2004: yeah. I asked for loads of lemon bon bons...
solicitor: yeah, about that... well there's none left.
marik2004: n-no bon bons?
solicitor: no.
marik2004 grabs the blow torch from rachkai. she has gone completely insane
marik2004: burn! burn!!!
kai stands there and looks at them all.
kai: whoever wrote this story is warped.
marik2004: oh kai...
kai: what?
marik2004: I wrote the flamin story!!
kai: you're warped.
marik2004: well at least I'm not dead!
kai: neither am I.
marik2004: oh really? takes Jess's laser gun and shoots kai
kai: oh shi... dies
the end!
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