(Keep in mind, that it's 2:45 am, I am not coherent right now. Laugh if
you feel like it. "grin")
The X-men and Acoloytes faced off again. As they tensed up, they paused. Logan had brought out a banjo. Sabretooth brought out one too. A regular ho-down started up, with Gambit and Rogue as the first couple on the dance floor.
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Beast was walking out of the mansion, when he slipped on some ice that Bobby had left behind, and fell in the snowdrift that he'd thoughtfully put out as well. When Beast stood up, he looked like the Abominable Snowman.
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Pyro accidentally fried Sabretooths teddy bear. He ran down the hallway screaming, with Sabretooth roaring behind him. Turning a corner, he tripped over a mop bucket, and slammed into Magneto and Mastermind. All three crashed into Colossus. Magneto, only half-coherent, looked up at Sabretooth and said "My, what big fangs you've got."
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Mastermind accidentally tapped Bill Clinton's mind, and was overpowered. He spent the next two weeks in a hospital, after trying to make moves on Wanda.
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Gambit shocked everyone, when he showed up for battle wearing shorts and sunglasses. As well as a tee-shirt that had the words "Surf's up!"
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Magneto tried, and tried, but he just couldn't get that lightbulb in the socket. Then pyro came in and flicked the switch. Magneto's hair stood on end for two days.
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Bill Clinton was discovered to be a mutant. Nobody tried to recruit him.
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The X-men and Acoloytes faced off again. As they tensed up, they paused. Logan had brought out a banjo. Sabretooth brought out one too. A regular ho-down started up, with Gambit and Rogue as the first couple on the dance floor.
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Beast was walking out of the mansion, when he slipped on some ice that Bobby had left behind, and fell in the snowdrift that he'd thoughtfully put out as well. When Beast stood up, he looked like the Abominable Snowman.
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Pyro accidentally fried Sabretooths teddy bear. He ran down the hallway screaming, with Sabretooth roaring behind him. Turning a corner, he tripped over a mop bucket, and slammed into Magneto and Mastermind. All three crashed into Colossus. Magneto, only half-coherent, looked up at Sabretooth and said "My, what big fangs you've got."
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Mastermind accidentally tapped Bill Clinton's mind, and was overpowered. He spent the next two weeks in a hospital, after trying to make moves on Wanda.
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Gambit shocked everyone, when he showed up for battle wearing shorts and sunglasses. As well as a tee-shirt that had the words "Surf's up!"
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Magneto tried, and tried, but he just couldn't get that lightbulb in the socket. Then pyro came in and flicked the switch. Magneto's hair stood on end for two days.
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Bill Clinton was discovered to be a mutant. Nobody tried to recruit him.
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