Last we left Ash and our heroes.HEY! Wait a second! This isn't a pokemon fan fic!! Ok ok. onto the REAL fic now. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~ *When Hiei, Mia and Serina finally reach Kurama's house.*

Mia: Well that is all the exercise I'll need today.

Hiei: Okay now are you happy? Now I suggest that you two go back to your own homes.

Serina: But Hiei I love you!!!

Hiei: Hn?! O__o What did you say?

Serina: *blushing* Umm. nothing.he.he.he.

Mia: In other words Hiei, hell no! We walked one friggin mile just to get here so you had better take us to Kurama or else.*looks very pissed off*

Hiei: *trying not to laugh* Or else what you baka ningen??

Serina: Or else a mad goat'll rape you and Bill Gates will give you a dollar. ( a/n: read Seto's E-mail and the wrong person)

Mia and Hiei: o_________O

Serina: ^__^U Sorry I couldn't help myself.

Hiei: Fine I'll take you to Kurama just please promise me you'll stop talking about being raped by a goat. that's just wrong. *gets goosebumps picturing it*

*All three go inside the house to find Botan, Yusuke, Yukina, Koenma, Kwabara, Joey (what the hell?), Yugi, Yami, Tristan, Marik, Ryou, Bakura, Isis, Mai, and (of course) Kurama sitting in the living room*

Yusuke: Okay.Mai, Truth or Dare?

Mai: Dare!

Yusuke: *smirks* I dare you to kiss Kwabara!

Mai: HELL NO SPIRIT BOY!! I'D RATHER JUMP OUT A WINDOW!! *does so*

All: -____-UUU

Hiei: *to Kurama* I'm back.

Kurama: *checks out Mia* Who are these 2 beautiful young ladies?

Hiei: I dunno but they some how know who we are.

Serina: Hi! What's up Yug'? Why are all of you guys here? Can I kill you? What is a xylophone? Who's your daddy? I like short guys! They are hot! Especially if they have brown eyes, black hair, enjoy killing and hang out with red haired bakas named Kwabara!

All: -_________- UUU

Mia: Ummmm.H-hi K-k-kura-ama!

Kurama: Hi wanna be laid?
^ *Just kidding that never happened*

Serina: *throws Yugi, Tristan, Isis, and Kwabara into a window*

All: ^______^ Yay!!!

Serina: Lets go to my house! Seto is there and I heard there is gonna be a full moon tonite! I plan on performing witchcraft!!

All except Hiei agree: Alrighty!!!

Hiei: No.

Serina: Why not??

Hiei: Because.

Serina: Because why?

Hiei: Because.

Serina: Because why?

Hiei: Because.

Serina: Because why?

Hiei: Because.

Serina: Because why?

Hiei: Because.

Serina: Because why?

Hiei: Because.

Serina: Because why?

Hiei: Because.

Serina: Because why?

Hiei: JUST BECAUSE!!!

Serina: *starts to cry* WAAAAAHHHHH! TONITE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SPECIAL FOR YOU AND ME!!! WAAAAAAHHHHH!! SMORGIBBILESESESESESEW!!!

WAHHHHHHHH!! T____________________________T

******************************************************* Serina: Whaddya think??

Seto: Where am I in the story??

Mia: Don't worry bro your coming your coming.

Marik: WEEEEEEEEEEEE! Serina:*huggles Marik* Me'sa wuv youuuuu!!! ^____^

Hiei: Hn?? R&R Or I'll kill you all.

Y/S: Oh no you won't!! *kisses cheek*

Hiei: Ok I won't!! ^________^