Disclaimer: AH! My penny! YAY! Okay, now I must find the fountain. *looks
around only to find herself lost* umm. HELP! *Kagome walks up to her and
moves her back 2 feet* THANK YOU KAGOME! Woo hoo! Wishing time! *mumbles
into her penny saying something about Owning, Inuyasha, and, Sesshomaru,
Lover.* ::smiles:: *Throws penny into the fountain* ::right before it
touches the water, Inuyasha pops out from behind a tree and cuts the penny
in two:: NOOO! INUYASHA! WHY?! ::starting to cry:: I WILL OWN YOU ONE OF
THESE DAYS! AHHHH! ::walks off into the sunset, quietly::
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(The Inuyasha gang is puzzled by the appearance of Sesshomaru. Everyone is silent, until Sesshomaru speaks.)
Sesshomaru: Well, are we going to stand here and stare at me? Or
Inuyasha: I know, I know. You were going to say 'Or are we going to play?' Right?
Sesshomaru: No. I was going to say 'Or am I going to have to kill you?'
Inuyasha: o.O oh.
Kagome: uh. Why, maybe we can just play?
Miroku: Good idea Kagome!
Inuyasha and Sesshomaru: Fine.
Sango, Miroku, and Kagome: *sigh of relief*
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(Somewhere in the middle of nowhere)
Naraku: Inuyasha, Kagome, the monk, even Sango, all in one spot, all with their guard down. Oh, this is too perfect. Maybe I can just kill them now, while they all have their guard down. ::mumbles:: Right now I have nothing against Sesshomaru, but I might as well kill him now too. ::chuckles::
Kikyo: *thinking* Enjoy your laughs now, Naraku, for after you have killed Inuyasha, I will kill you.
Naraku: So Kikyo, your in.
Kikyo: *snaps out of deep thought* Huh?
Naraku: Are you in? Will you help me destroy Inuyasha and his posse? Kikyo: Uh? Posse?
Naraku: Yeah posse. I got tired of saying Inuyasha gang.
Kikyo: You only got tired of it because that is how many lame, pathetic, attempts you had at trying to destroy them. And did any of them work?
Naraku: SILENCE!
Kikyo: I did not think so.
Naraku: I should kill you now.
Kikyo: Go ahead. But you will not. Will you Naraku?
Naraku: What makes you say that?
Kikyo: You need me. You need me to lure Inuyasha away.
Naraku: *grumbles*
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Shippou: Okay everyone right hand green!
Sesshomaru: Ugh!
Sango: OW! Inuyasha! You are on my foot!
Inuyasha: Well then move it out of my way!
Kagome: Inuyasha! Get off of her foot!
(Kouga appears just in time to see everything)
Kagome: I will make you loose this game Inuyasha! I will say it!
Inuyasha: Go ahead!
Kagome: SIT!
(Just as Kagome said sit, Inuyasha grabbed hold of everyone so that everyone lost)
All: Ugh!
(Everyone, except Sesshomaru) Sesshomaru: *laughs* hahaha! Idiots!
Kouga: Hey! Kagome! Can I play?
Inuyasha: *glare* NO!
Kouga: I did not ask you did I? No! I asked the beautiful Kagome. Did I not?
Kagome: Sure! Why not Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: WHAT!? Are you nuts!
Kagome: *mumbles* I dunno, hanging out with you has made me a little insane.
Inuyasha: I AM BEING SERIOUS!
Kagome: So am I!
Inuyasha: Whatever! I am not playing anymore!
Sesshomaru: Heh, Yes you are. *pulls Inuyasha by his dog ear*
Inuyasha: Wha-What?!
Sesshomaru: If you hate Kouga so much, this might just be funny!
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Naraku: Are you ready Kikyo?
Kikyo: Yeah, all I have to do is lure Inuyasha away from Kagome and the, posse, right?
Naraku: Yes! And once I have destroyed them, I can finally destroy that annoying half-breed dog demon called Inuyasha!
Kikyo: Why such the long name? Why not just say Inuyasha? You just wasted 7 seconds saying all of that. And it was pointless.
Naraku: Why do you always have to correct me? It gets annoying after awhile!
Kikyo: Well just think how I feel. I am the one having to correct you all the time. Now that is annoying. I am sorry that you make so many stupid mistakes.
Naraku: Like what?
Kikyo: First, thinking that you can kill Inuyasha. I swear he just cannot die. You just cannot kill him. Then second, thinking this stupid plan will work.
Naraku: Okay, really you do not have to go on.
Kikyo: Well I am!
Naraku: DIE DEVIL WOMEN!
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Kagome: Is it just me, or is the twister board getting REALLY crowded?
Sango: I have to agree!
Kagome: Okay there is only supposed to be four at a time on here. We have, Sesshomaru, Inuyasha, Myself, Sango, Miroku, Kouga. That makes 7 of us.
(She is cut off when pain-in-the-butt walks out of the forest looking for Lord Sesshomaru)
Pain-in-the-butt: Lord Sesshomaru! I have found you!
Sesshomaru: Oh yay. -.- What do you want Jaken?
Jaken: Well Lord Sesshomaru, I was watching you from afar, and I would love if I could play with you. ^_^
Sesshomaru: No. And wha- *thinking* What is wrong with him? Jaken never acts like this?
Jaken: wha-what? But Lord Sesshomaru? Master! Please! *runs over to Sesshomaru and hugs his legs*
Sesshomaru: Get off of me you smelly toad! *kicks Jaken* You know I never did like you! *raises his hand to swipe and kill Jaken*
Jaken: *covers head with hands* Eek
All: *gasps*
Sesshomaru: *stops in mid swing to see what everyone was gasping about*
(There, by the tree, stood Kikyo. Inuyasha gazed, and Kagome became enraged with anger)
Kagome: Kikyo
Kikyo: Myself.
Kagome: I am not you!
Kikyo: Foolish mortal. You are me.
Sango: Not this again. *thinking* (I have to get Kikyo away from Kagome before Kagome flips) I think Kikyo is just jealous!
Kikyo: o.O wha-what?
Miroku: Ye-Yeah! I mean, you two look nothing alike! Kagome is so much more attractive!
Kikyo: T_T Watch your words monk!
Kouga: Yeah. Kagome is more in shape then you are too. At least Kagome has to keep up with Inuyasha, you just, well I do not know what you do. Kagome just looks more appealing.
Kikyo: *thinking* This was NOT in the plan!
(Jaken walks up to Kikyo and stands beside her with his hands on his hips. Kind of like a super hero pose)
Kikyo: Not yet you stupid toad! *punts Jaken*
Jaken: AHH!
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(Meanwhile, in a tree just out of hearing distance, Naraku sat there waiting for Kikyo)
Naraku: Come on Kikyo! Give me the sign! Stupid toad! If they suspect us now because of him, I will rip him limb to limb.
(From a distance Kikyo grabs Inuyasha and pushes him down. Bends over and picks up Inuyasha and runs away!)
Naraku: That is the signal! Bending over! It is my turn!
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(Everyone a little bit frightened about what just happened, watched as Kikyo stumbled to kidnap Inuyasha. Kagome, thinking Kikyo could have least of done it right, went to go help. She ran away just in time before Naraku came)
Naraku: I have come to kill you all.
Sesshomaru: Even me?
Naraku: I have not decided yet if I should or not. I thought yes, but you would be good to the posse if you joined me.
Sesshomaru: *confused* posse?
Naraku: Yes posse.
(Miroku unleashed the prayer beads but not unleashing his wind tunnel yet)
Sango: Wait Miroku! If you suck Naraku into there, will he not just be sucked into nothing? So then technically he will not die?
Miroku: You know? I never thought of that? So if what you say is true, then I will not be rid of this damned curse!
Sango: right. Just let me handle it.
Miroku: Okay
Sango: *charging towards Naraku* I AM THE DEMON EXTERMINATOR! DIE!
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Kagome: *thinking* Why is she doing this? What point does she what to get across?
Inuyasha: Kikyo! Let me go! What are you doing?
Kikyo: Silence Inuyasha! We are being followed. If I cannot have you for myself, nobody will.
Inuyasha: ¿¿o.O??
Kagome: *still thinking* Wha- What!? What is she planning to do with Inuyasha? Whatever it is, I will not let her get away with it!
Kikyo: *stops dead in her tracks* Kagome
Kagome: *also stopping* That is the first time she has said my name! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
What is Kikyo going to do with Inuyasha? What will Naraku do? Will Sango stop him? Or will he destroy Sango? What will Kagome do to stop Inuyasha? Why will Inuyasha not fight back? All this and more in Chapter 5!
(The Inuyasha gang is puzzled by the appearance of Sesshomaru. Everyone is silent, until Sesshomaru speaks.)
Sesshomaru: Well, are we going to stand here and stare at me? Or
Inuyasha: I know, I know. You were going to say 'Or are we going to play?' Right?
Sesshomaru: No. I was going to say 'Or am I going to have to kill you?'
Inuyasha: o.O oh.
Kagome: uh. Why, maybe we can just play?
Miroku: Good idea Kagome!
Inuyasha and Sesshomaru: Fine.
Sango, Miroku, and Kagome: *sigh of relief*
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(Somewhere in the middle of nowhere)
Naraku: Inuyasha, Kagome, the monk, even Sango, all in one spot, all with their guard down. Oh, this is too perfect. Maybe I can just kill them now, while they all have their guard down. ::mumbles:: Right now I have nothing against Sesshomaru, but I might as well kill him now too. ::chuckles::
Kikyo: *thinking* Enjoy your laughs now, Naraku, for after you have killed Inuyasha, I will kill you.
Naraku: So Kikyo, your in.
Kikyo: *snaps out of deep thought* Huh?
Naraku: Are you in? Will you help me destroy Inuyasha and his posse? Kikyo: Uh? Posse?
Naraku: Yeah posse. I got tired of saying Inuyasha gang.
Kikyo: You only got tired of it because that is how many lame, pathetic, attempts you had at trying to destroy them. And did any of them work?
Naraku: SILENCE!
Kikyo: I did not think so.
Naraku: I should kill you now.
Kikyo: Go ahead. But you will not. Will you Naraku?
Naraku: What makes you say that?
Kikyo: You need me. You need me to lure Inuyasha away.
Naraku: *grumbles*
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Shippou: Okay everyone right hand green!
Sesshomaru: Ugh!
Sango: OW! Inuyasha! You are on my foot!
Inuyasha: Well then move it out of my way!
Kagome: Inuyasha! Get off of her foot!
(Kouga appears just in time to see everything)
Kagome: I will make you loose this game Inuyasha! I will say it!
Inuyasha: Go ahead!
Kagome: SIT!
(Just as Kagome said sit, Inuyasha grabbed hold of everyone so that everyone lost)
All: Ugh!
(Everyone, except Sesshomaru) Sesshomaru: *laughs* hahaha! Idiots!
Kouga: Hey! Kagome! Can I play?
Inuyasha: *glare* NO!
Kouga: I did not ask you did I? No! I asked the beautiful Kagome. Did I not?
Kagome: Sure! Why not Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: WHAT!? Are you nuts!
Kagome: *mumbles* I dunno, hanging out with you has made me a little insane.
Inuyasha: I AM BEING SERIOUS!
Kagome: So am I!
Inuyasha: Whatever! I am not playing anymore!
Sesshomaru: Heh, Yes you are. *pulls Inuyasha by his dog ear*
Inuyasha: Wha-What?!
Sesshomaru: If you hate Kouga so much, this might just be funny!
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Naraku: Are you ready Kikyo?
Kikyo: Yeah, all I have to do is lure Inuyasha away from Kagome and the, posse, right?
Naraku: Yes! And once I have destroyed them, I can finally destroy that annoying half-breed dog demon called Inuyasha!
Kikyo: Why such the long name? Why not just say Inuyasha? You just wasted 7 seconds saying all of that. And it was pointless.
Naraku: Why do you always have to correct me? It gets annoying after awhile!
Kikyo: Well just think how I feel. I am the one having to correct you all the time. Now that is annoying. I am sorry that you make so many stupid mistakes.
Naraku: Like what?
Kikyo: First, thinking that you can kill Inuyasha. I swear he just cannot die. You just cannot kill him. Then second, thinking this stupid plan will work.
Naraku: Okay, really you do not have to go on.
Kikyo: Well I am!
Naraku: DIE DEVIL WOMEN!
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Kagome: Is it just me, or is the twister board getting REALLY crowded?
Sango: I have to agree!
Kagome: Okay there is only supposed to be four at a time on here. We have, Sesshomaru, Inuyasha, Myself, Sango, Miroku, Kouga. That makes 7 of us.
(She is cut off when pain-in-the-butt walks out of the forest looking for Lord Sesshomaru)
Pain-in-the-butt: Lord Sesshomaru! I have found you!
Sesshomaru: Oh yay. -.- What do you want Jaken?
Jaken: Well Lord Sesshomaru, I was watching you from afar, and I would love if I could play with you. ^_^
Sesshomaru: No. And wha- *thinking* What is wrong with him? Jaken never acts like this?
Jaken: wha-what? But Lord Sesshomaru? Master! Please! *runs over to Sesshomaru and hugs his legs*
Sesshomaru: Get off of me you smelly toad! *kicks Jaken* You know I never did like you! *raises his hand to swipe and kill Jaken*
Jaken: *covers head with hands* Eek
All: *gasps*
Sesshomaru: *stops in mid swing to see what everyone was gasping about*
(There, by the tree, stood Kikyo. Inuyasha gazed, and Kagome became enraged with anger)
Kagome: Kikyo
Kikyo: Myself.
Kagome: I am not you!
Kikyo: Foolish mortal. You are me.
Sango: Not this again. *thinking* (I have to get Kikyo away from Kagome before Kagome flips) I think Kikyo is just jealous!
Kikyo: o.O wha-what?
Miroku: Ye-Yeah! I mean, you two look nothing alike! Kagome is so much more attractive!
Kikyo: T_T Watch your words monk!
Kouga: Yeah. Kagome is more in shape then you are too. At least Kagome has to keep up with Inuyasha, you just, well I do not know what you do. Kagome just looks more appealing.
Kikyo: *thinking* This was NOT in the plan!
(Jaken walks up to Kikyo and stands beside her with his hands on his hips. Kind of like a super hero pose)
Kikyo: Not yet you stupid toad! *punts Jaken*
Jaken: AHH!
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(Meanwhile, in a tree just out of hearing distance, Naraku sat there waiting for Kikyo)
Naraku: Come on Kikyo! Give me the sign! Stupid toad! If they suspect us now because of him, I will rip him limb to limb.
(From a distance Kikyo grabs Inuyasha and pushes him down. Bends over and picks up Inuyasha and runs away!)
Naraku: That is the signal! Bending over! It is my turn!
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(Everyone a little bit frightened about what just happened, watched as Kikyo stumbled to kidnap Inuyasha. Kagome, thinking Kikyo could have least of done it right, went to go help. She ran away just in time before Naraku came)
Naraku: I have come to kill you all.
Sesshomaru: Even me?
Naraku: I have not decided yet if I should or not. I thought yes, but you would be good to the posse if you joined me.
Sesshomaru: *confused* posse?
Naraku: Yes posse.
(Miroku unleashed the prayer beads but not unleashing his wind tunnel yet)
Sango: Wait Miroku! If you suck Naraku into there, will he not just be sucked into nothing? So then technically he will not die?
Miroku: You know? I never thought of that? So if what you say is true, then I will not be rid of this damned curse!
Sango: right. Just let me handle it.
Miroku: Okay
Sango: *charging towards Naraku* I AM THE DEMON EXTERMINATOR! DIE!
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Kagome: *thinking* Why is she doing this? What point does she what to get across?
Inuyasha: Kikyo! Let me go! What are you doing?
Kikyo: Silence Inuyasha! We are being followed. If I cannot have you for myself, nobody will.
Inuyasha: ¿¿o.O??
Kagome: *still thinking* Wha- What!? What is she planning to do with Inuyasha? Whatever it is, I will not let her get away with it!
Kikyo: *stops dead in her tracks* Kagome
Kagome: *also stopping* That is the first time she has said my name! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
What is Kikyo going to do with Inuyasha? What will Naraku do? Will Sango stop him? Or will he destroy Sango? What will Kagome do to stop Inuyasha? Why will Inuyasha not fight back? All this and more in Chapter 5!