The X-men and the Acoloytes glared at each other as they got ready to
fight. They paused as Magneto held up a beer bottle and yelled "Tastes
great". Xavier held up one and yelled "Less filling". Then they all
started fighting each other over what was the best brand of beer.
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BUZZ
"Times up runt. It was a cow."
"Looks more like a cow patty to me"
Xavier was rolling along, when he heard roars coming from the recreation room. Sabertooth and Logan rolled out of the room biting, clawing, and punching each other. When he looked into the room, he saw a Pictionary game strewn over the carpet, and a dazed Iceman and Beast draped over the couches.
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Iceman decided to play a prank, but he caught the wrong person.
Rahne came running in on all fours, and up the stairs. She slid on a huge ice patch. With claws scrabbling for purchase, she slammed through the door into Scotts room, transforming midway. They both screamed. She wound up asking Beast for some alcohol or a sedative, hoping to get a nude Scott out of her mind.
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Toad saw a fly, and shot out his tongue. Then he noticed that the fly was sitting on an electrical socket.
30 seconds later he stumbled out. As he tried to steady himself, he accidentally touched Wanda. She screamed as he shocked her, and blasted him back into the other room.
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Rogue wondered why the Danger Room was activated. She snuck into the control room, and looked down. She screamed and ran out of the room. Logan was playing ping-pong with a nude hologram of Mystique.
Xavier was rolling toward the elevator leading to the control room, when Rogue ran out screaming. She bowled him over, and they went flying. Beast walked around the corner a minute later, and saw the professor passed out in his wheelchair. Both it and him were on his back... Rogue was upside down on her back, on top of him, With her head hanging off the right side of a knee. She looked up at Beast, dazed, and asked "Mommy, isn't it too hot to wear a fur coat?"
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The phone rang. Wolverine sighed. Couldn't they wait till morning? He walked out and over to the nearest phone.
Xavier groaned and reached for the phone. When he picked up, he heard Wolverine say "Baldy's pool hall, Eight Ball speaking"
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BUZZ
"Times up runt. It was a cow."
"Looks more like a cow patty to me"
Xavier was rolling along, when he heard roars coming from the recreation room. Sabertooth and Logan rolled out of the room biting, clawing, and punching each other. When he looked into the room, he saw a Pictionary game strewn over the carpet, and a dazed Iceman and Beast draped over the couches.
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Iceman decided to play a prank, but he caught the wrong person.
Rahne came running in on all fours, and up the stairs. She slid on a huge ice patch. With claws scrabbling for purchase, she slammed through the door into Scotts room, transforming midway. They both screamed. She wound up asking Beast for some alcohol or a sedative, hoping to get a nude Scott out of her mind.
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Toad saw a fly, and shot out his tongue. Then he noticed that the fly was sitting on an electrical socket.
30 seconds later he stumbled out. As he tried to steady himself, he accidentally touched Wanda. She screamed as he shocked her, and blasted him back into the other room.
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Rogue wondered why the Danger Room was activated. She snuck into the control room, and looked down. She screamed and ran out of the room. Logan was playing ping-pong with a nude hologram of Mystique.
Xavier was rolling toward the elevator leading to the control room, when Rogue ran out screaming. She bowled him over, and they went flying. Beast walked around the corner a minute later, and saw the professor passed out in his wheelchair. Both it and him were on his back... Rogue was upside down on her back, on top of him, With her head hanging off the right side of a knee. She looked up at Beast, dazed, and asked "Mommy, isn't it too hot to wear a fur coat?"
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The phone rang. Wolverine sighed. Couldn't they wait till morning? He walked out and over to the nearest phone.
Xavier groaned and reached for the phone. When he picked up, he heard Wolverine say "Baldy's pool hall, Eight Ball speaking"