Disclaimer: I could just keep it short and simple and say I do not own
Inuyasha. But that gives me nothing else to do and takes all the humor out.
(well maybe not all) So what pointless scheme can I concoct to try and own
Inuyasha? Hmm. I GOT IT! I WILL STEAL ALL THE HOTT GUYS! I will steal
Sesshomaru, for myself, Miroku, for Keira Maxwell, and Kouga, for Zoutou. I
think that does it. Yup. That seems good. *stands in super hero pose with
peace sign out in front of her and a huge grin* Mwhahaha! *starts to walk
away, but trips on fountain* Oof! *sees penny in fountain* hey a penny!
*sees dime* WOW! *sees lots and lots of cash* WOW! Maybe I can buy
Inuyasha! *stops and takes a moment to think* hmm. Nah! It will work more
successfully if I just steal the hott guys!
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(Kikyo stood there staring at Kagome. Kagome, a little scared but not showing it, stood there staring back. Kikyo hurried and tied Inuyasha to a tree. Inuyasha unable to move, just watched.)
Kagome: *thinking* you are not going to steal my Inuyasha Kikyo!
Kikyo: *also thinking* you, you are not taking Inuyasha away from me away!
(A tear rolled down the face of Kagome. But she quickly wiped it away.)
Kagome: What do you want with him?
Kikyo: I want him back. He was mine to begin with.
Kagome: He does not want you!
Kikyo: Give me back my soul, and you can have him again.
Kagome: Why would I do that? If I did that, I would be lifeless!
Kikyo: So?
Kagome: So? So no!
Kikyo: Your, I mean, My soul belongs to me!
Kagome: Well I really do not think it wants to go back to a bitch like you! Same with Inuyasha! I am so sorry you croaked a few years back and your soul came to me! Maybe you and Inuyasha were not meant to be. First off, He survived and you did not! So weak ass bitch! You are a disgrace! You do not deserve Inuyasha!
Kikyo: *a tear rolled down her cheek* What makes you deserve him?
Kagome: I do not. Nobody does.
Inuyasha: *slight grin* hmm
Kikyo: He only loves you, IF he loves you, because you look like me. So therefore, he should be mine.
Kagome: I DO NOT LOOK LIKE YOU! I am my own person!
Inuyasha: Oh god! This is getting sickening!
Kikyo: I am getting tired of arguing. I say I just kill you now, Kagome. That or I will kill you both. Inuyasha, I will let you see what it is like to burn in hell!
Inuyasha: Wha-What? I thought you loved me.
Kagome: oh god!
Kikyo: no. I did, and I still do. I just want to make sure you are killable.
(Kikyo walked over to Inuyasha and pulled out a knife)
Kikyo: I do not know what I will do with you Inuyasha. I will find some way to kill you. Maybe I will slit you throat, or cut you head to toe.
Kagome: *thinking* WHAT!
(Kagome pulled out one of her arrows and pointed it towards Kikyo. Aiming at her head, she prayed she would hit her. With all her might she focused her strength and energy into that one arrow.)
Kagome: KIKYO!
Kikyo: *turns* what?
Kagome: heh! Dodge this bitch!
Kikyo: oh shit!
(Kagome fired the arrow and it hit Kikyo in the middle of her forehead. Kagome jumped for joy while Kikyo fell over and hit the ground. Kagome untied Inuyasha while they watched the trapped soul of Kikyo disappear.)
Inuyasha: wow. Some night, huh?
Kagome: Yeah. Hey Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: Yeah?
Kagome: Remind me to never bring Twister back to your time again, okay?
Inuyasha: *laughs* okay Kagome.
(Inuyasha turns to look at Kagome. He kisses her once more before he got the famous saying)
Kagome: SIT!
Inuyasha: *BAMM* OW! Damn women! What is wrong? I kissed you before!
Kagome: You could have broken out of those ropes you know! And you could have escaped from Kikyo! What is the deal?
Inuyasha: *softly* I wanted to see if you really loved me enough to come save me. *harsh again* Not that I would ever need saving!
Kagome: SIT!
Inuyasha: *BAMM!*
Sango: *screams*
Kagome: Oh no! I hope we are not too late!
(Inuyasha and Kagome run back to the well)
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Naraku: *slashed Sango from shoulder to shoulder* weak girl.
Miroku: Damn Demon!
(Miroku got ready to unleash his wind tunnel when an arrow shot past him)
Kagome: Opps! Sorry!
Inuyasha: Kagome! Aim the arrow at his head!
Kagome: *aims arrow* please hit please hit please hit please hit! *lets go*
(The arrow soars through the air and by some miracle hits Naraku in the head.)
Naraku: NO! you stupid bitch! (Naraku runs off and dies somewhere in the woods)
Kagome: YES! *jumps in the air and Inuyasha catches her*
(Sesshomaru uses Tenseiga on Sango and she is fully healed)
All: *blink blink*
Shippou: So should we get back to playing twister?
All: YAY!
Shippou: okay, so right hand red.
Kouga: I am a bit lost here?
Kaede: I have been lost since Sesshomaru came. No, No, Then I caught up. I never did get Jaken. We did ye get lost at?
Inuyasha: Hey! How did you get here you smelly old hag!
Kaede: Ye have of little intelligence, Inuyasha. The village be just over that way. *points to village*
Inuyasha: Oh! Right. I forgot.
Miroku: Lady Kaede, would you like to play?
Kaede: A kind *cough* yet perverted *cough* monk, ye are. Surely I would like to play.
Inuyasha: NO!
Kouga: Inuyasha? Do we really need to go through this again?
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(Later that night they all, yes even Sesshomaru and Kouga, went back to the village to take a breather.)
Sango: So Kagome? When are you and Inuyasha tying the knot?
All except Kagome and Inuyasha: *laugh*
Kagome: As soon as you and Miroku pop out your first kid!
All except Sango and Miroku: *laugh* Miroku: That can be arranged!
All: o.O
Kaede: Miroku, ye will never change. A perverted monk ye will always be Miroku.
Miroku: What can I say? I am just a ladies man!
All: *face vault*
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I am leaving this up to the reviewers. I want to here want you think should happen. Should Miroku and Sango have a kid, or should Kagome and Inuyasha tie the knot? Should I stop it here and let your minds wander? I am just evil like this. Mwhahaha!
(Kikyo stood there staring at Kagome. Kagome, a little scared but not showing it, stood there staring back. Kikyo hurried and tied Inuyasha to a tree. Inuyasha unable to move, just watched.)
Kagome: *thinking* you are not going to steal my Inuyasha Kikyo!
Kikyo: *also thinking* you, you are not taking Inuyasha away from me away!
(A tear rolled down the face of Kagome. But she quickly wiped it away.)
Kagome: What do you want with him?
Kikyo: I want him back. He was mine to begin with.
Kagome: He does not want you!
Kikyo: Give me back my soul, and you can have him again.
Kagome: Why would I do that? If I did that, I would be lifeless!
Kikyo: So?
Kagome: So? So no!
Kikyo: Your, I mean, My soul belongs to me!
Kagome: Well I really do not think it wants to go back to a bitch like you! Same with Inuyasha! I am so sorry you croaked a few years back and your soul came to me! Maybe you and Inuyasha were not meant to be. First off, He survived and you did not! So weak ass bitch! You are a disgrace! You do not deserve Inuyasha!
Kikyo: *a tear rolled down her cheek* What makes you deserve him?
Kagome: I do not. Nobody does.
Inuyasha: *slight grin* hmm
Kikyo: He only loves you, IF he loves you, because you look like me. So therefore, he should be mine.
Kagome: I DO NOT LOOK LIKE YOU! I am my own person!
Inuyasha: Oh god! This is getting sickening!
Kikyo: I am getting tired of arguing. I say I just kill you now, Kagome. That or I will kill you both. Inuyasha, I will let you see what it is like to burn in hell!
Inuyasha: Wha-What? I thought you loved me.
Kagome: oh god!
Kikyo: no. I did, and I still do. I just want to make sure you are killable.
(Kikyo walked over to Inuyasha and pulled out a knife)
Kikyo: I do not know what I will do with you Inuyasha. I will find some way to kill you. Maybe I will slit you throat, or cut you head to toe.
Kagome: *thinking* WHAT!
(Kagome pulled out one of her arrows and pointed it towards Kikyo. Aiming at her head, she prayed she would hit her. With all her might she focused her strength and energy into that one arrow.)
Kagome: KIKYO!
Kikyo: *turns* what?
Kagome: heh! Dodge this bitch!
Kikyo: oh shit!
(Kagome fired the arrow and it hit Kikyo in the middle of her forehead. Kagome jumped for joy while Kikyo fell over and hit the ground. Kagome untied Inuyasha while they watched the trapped soul of Kikyo disappear.)
Inuyasha: wow. Some night, huh?
Kagome: Yeah. Hey Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: Yeah?
Kagome: Remind me to never bring Twister back to your time again, okay?
Inuyasha: *laughs* okay Kagome.
(Inuyasha turns to look at Kagome. He kisses her once more before he got the famous saying)
Kagome: SIT!
Inuyasha: *BAMM* OW! Damn women! What is wrong? I kissed you before!
Kagome: You could have broken out of those ropes you know! And you could have escaped from Kikyo! What is the deal?
Inuyasha: *softly* I wanted to see if you really loved me enough to come save me. *harsh again* Not that I would ever need saving!
Kagome: SIT!
Inuyasha: *BAMM!*
Sango: *screams*
Kagome: Oh no! I hope we are not too late!
(Inuyasha and Kagome run back to the well)
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Naraku: *slashed Sango from shoulder to shoulder* weak girl.
Miroku: Damn Demon!
(Miroku got ready to unleash his wind tunnel when an arrow shot past him)
Kagome: Opps! Sorry!
Inuyasha: Kagome! Aim the arrow at his head!
Kagome: *aims arrow* please hit please hit please hit please hit! *lets go*
(The arrow soars through the air and by some miracle hits Naraku in the head.)
Naraku: NO! you stupid bitch! (Naraku runs off and dies somewhere in the woods)
Kagome: YES! *jumps in the air and Inuyasha catches her*
(Sesshomaru uses Tenseiga on Sango and she is fully healed)
All: *blink blink*
Shippou: So should we get back to playing twister?
All: YAY!
Shippou: okay, so right hand red.
Kouga: I am a bit lost here?
Kaede: I have been lost since Sesshomaru came. No, No, Then I caught up. I never did get Jaken. We did ye get lost at?
Inuyasha: Hey! How did you get here you smelly old hag!
Kaede: Ye have of little intelligence, Inuyasha. The village be just over that way. *points to village*
Inuyasha: Oh! Right. I forgot.
Miroku: Lady Kaede, would you like to play?
Kaede: A kind *cough* yet perverted *cough* monk, ye are. Surely I would like to play.
Inuyasha: NO!
Kouga: Inuyasha? Do we really need to go through this again?
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(Later that night they all, yes even Sesshomaru and Kouga, went back to the village to take a breather.)
Sango: So Kagome? When are you and Inuyasha tying the knot?
All except Kagome and Inuyasha: *laugh*
Kagome: As soon as you and Miroku pop out your first kid!
All except Sango and Miroku: *laugh* Miroku: That can be arranged!
All: o.O
Kaede: Miroku, ye will never change. A perverted monk ye will always be Miroku.
Miroku: What can I say? I am just a ladies man!
All: *face vault*
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I am leaving this up to the reviewers. I want to here want you think should happen. Should Miroku and Sango have a kid, or should Kagome and Inuyasha tie the knot? Should I stop it here and let your minds wander? I am just evil like this. Mwhahaha!