The X-men and the Acoloytes prepared to fight. They paused when Kurt,
Iceman, and Beast teleported out of nowhere. The three started to sing the
Oompa Loompa song from Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory. Both the X-
men and the Acoloytes screamed and ran away.
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Beast ran short on test tubes, and was testing a new hair growth formula. So he grabbed an empty bottle of shampoo. He didn't know it was Xaviers.
Xavier rolled along, and saw his shampoo sitting in Beast's lab. He grabbed it, thinking to ask later. Two hours later, the X-men heard a scream from his bedroom. When they ran in, they saw Beast had a blond- furred twin.
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The X-men showed up to fight the Acoloytes, but paused when Magneto and friends came hopping along singing the Smurf's song.
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Sabretooth woke up in his room, and looked in shock at the three supposedly kids standing there. They opened their mouths. "Hi, I'm Yacko." The second opened his mouth and burped out the name "Wacko". The third said "And I'm cute!"
Magneto walked into the main section. The doors to the individual bedrooms led from it. Sabretooth ran screaming out of his room followed by three bouncing kids saying "Bouncy, bouncy". Sabretooth ran into Magneto, knocking him into Pyro's room... and straight into his bathroom where he was playing with his rubber ducky. They both screamed. Mastermind, who had engineered it all, including the cartoon characters, just rolled around on the floor laughing.
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(Why mutants should never go out to eat, or why Logan wishes he was on medication.)
Logan grumbled as he and six of the students hopped in the van. Chuck had decided it was a great idea for the students to go out to eat at his expense.
Kurt, Jean, Bobby, Jamie Madrox, Rahne, and Rogue waited along with Logan for the line to lessen. They'd put in their names, and the table was going to take awhile. Wolverine started cracking his knuckles. Bobby had chosen a hidden corner to play with his powers. Rahne was sniffing the interesting smells. Jamie was in between Logan and the walls, to minimize any collisions. Rogue was just ticked. The waitress came to get another group, Logan grumbled again.
"I'm sorry sir, but it will be another twenty minutes." Then she walked away.
Kurt got a grin on his face, Logan cringed. Everyone in line heard an interesting sound, then held their noses. They also glared at the short and angry guy. Then things got interesting.
Remy and Pyro had been sitting in the back, when Kurt appeared beside them. Pyro had been playing with his lighter, and flinched. Kurt screamed and hopped up and down, then ran into the kitchen. The employees screamed too, as random bits of clothing caught fire. Kurt dove into some dishwater, then teleported into the van, and contacted Logan to inform him of what had happened. Customers started screaming, and ran out of the building as more areas started to catch fire. The sprinkler came on, soaking everyone in sight. Remy and Pyro meanwhile leaped out the nearest ground floor window. Logan received the call, then he and the rest of the mutants quietly exited the building and went home.
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Beast ran short on test tubes, and was testing a new hair growth formula. So he grabbed an empty bottle of shampoo. He didn't know it was Xaviers.
Xavier rolled along, and saw his shampoo sitting in Beast's lab. He grabbed it, thinking to ask later. Two hours later, the X-men heard a scream from his bedroom. When they ran in, they saw Beast had a blond- furred twin.
- - - - - - -
The X-men showed up to fight the Acoloytes, but paused when Magneto and friends came hopping along singing the Smurf's song.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Sabretooth woke up in his room, and looked in shock at the three supposedly kids standing there. They opened their mouths. "Hi, I'm Yacko." The second opened his mouth and burped out the name "Wacko". The third said "And I'm cute!"
Magneto walked into the main section. The doors to the individual bedrooms led from it. Sabretooth ran screaming out of his room followed by three bouncing kids saying "Bouncy, bouncy". Sabretooth ran into Magneto, knocking him into Pyro's room... and straight into his bathroom where he was playing with his rubber ducky. They both screamed. Mastermind, who had engineered it all, including the cartoon characters, just rolled around on the floor laughing.
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(Why mutants should never go out to eat, or why Logan wishes he was on medication.)
Logan grumbled as he and six of the students hopped in the van. Chuck had decided it was a great idea for the students to go out to eat at his expense.
Kurt, Jean, Bobby, Jamie Madrox, Rahne, and Rogue waited along with Logan for the line to lessen. They'd put in their names, and the table was going to take awhile. Wolverine started cracking his knuckles. Bobby had chosen a hidden corner to play with his powers. Rahne was sniffing the interesting smells. Jamie was in between Logan and the walls, to minimize any collisions. Rogue was just ticked. The waitress came to get another group, Logan grumbled again.
"I'm sorry sir, but it will be another twenty minutes." Then she walked away.
Kurt got a grin on his face, Logan cringed. Everyone in line heard an interesting sound, then held their noses. They also glared at the short and angry guy. Then things got interesting.
Remy and Pyro had been sitting in the back, when Kurt appeared beside them. Pyro had been playing with his lighter, and flinched. Kurt screamed and hopped up and down, then ran into the kitchen. The employees screamed too, as random bits of clothing caught fire. Kurt dove into some dishwater, then teleported into the van, and contacted Logan to inform him of what had happened. Customers started screaming, and ran out of the building as more areas started to catch fire. The sprinkler came on, soaking everyone in sight. Remy and Pyro meanwhile leaped out the nearest ground floor window. Logan received the call, then he and the rest of the mutants quietly exited the building and went home.