X-men's worst qualities
Xavier woke up to the sounds of his students. He snarled and threw his lamp against the wall. Then he got in the wheelchair and rolled out to get some beer. As he went along, he passed Jean gabbing a mile a minute about some boy she'd met. If he'd been in a better frame of mind, he'd wonder why she was talking like Kitty.
Wolverine woke up, and skipped out of his room smiling the whole way. On the way, he passed Jamie who was cussing in German. Kurt was trying to follow Kitty around like a lost puppy, while she kept threatening to make him think he was a cat. Rogue was trying to get everyone to eat breakfast, while Scott just glared at everyone while he ate in solitude. That was just the mansion.
At the brotherhood's house, Wanda was hopping around chasing Lance. Who was threatening to shake her up if she didn't get away from him. Toad was eating everything in sight, while Blob was popping headache pills.
Magneto snarled at anyone who came near, threatening to slice them. Sabretooth walked around with a bucket on his head and blanket around his shoulders. Gambit was trying and failing to get the flames to do what he wanted. Pyro broke his hand trying to press too hard against something to make it glow. Pietro kept trying to bulk up his muscles into metal form, and couldn't. Colossus meanwhile couldn't figure out why he ran so slow.
Mastermind rolled around on the floor cackling madly at yet another one of his crazy plans.
In New York, Spiderman watched in shock as Nick Fury swung by on a rope, in a similar costume to his.
- - - - - - - - - - Why Mutants shouldn't go to the mall, or why Logan is always grouchy.
Logan grumbled. Xavier wanted to treat the kids to a shopping trip. He and the students piled into the van. Off to New York's big mall they went.
Rogue stalked out of the van, threatening to touch anyone who dared to follow her. Kurt hopped out, and headed for the nearest arcade. Bobby discovered that trying to follow Rogue to play a prank on her wasn't too healthy. The store clerks weren't happy either, as they tried to chip him out of the ice that had somehow covered him. Gambit and Pyro roamed through, only just in time noticing Logan. They turned the other direction, tripped over Kurt, and somehow his fur caught on fire.
Kurt hopped up and down screaming, and ran away. Customers screamed too as their clothing caught fire. Logan's eyes widened as a mob of 300 people charged toward, and over him. He leaped up snarling, then smacked his head and shook it. All over the mall, people were putting themselves out. A bookstore was on fire. A burning rubber tire from who knows where rolled by him.
Rogue walked out of the swimsuit section, and glared at Bobby. He decided that commenting would not be healthy, and walked out... into the chaos. They both looked on in shock, then saw Gambit and Pyro. Wolverine saw them too. It was a chase to remember. Kurt meanwhile had teleported in bounces, to the pool at the mansion and was floating there while the smoke stopped coming off his fur.
Logan gathered everyone together, and dejectedly went home. Except for Rogue, who had played her prank on Bobby. She was grinning madly. They woke him up back at the mansion, and laughed as he ran screaming inside to remove the makeup and hair curlers.
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Principal Kelly walked out of the school. His car wasn't anywhere to be seen. Two blocks away people laughed at his purple car. On it's hood was a picture of him in the belly dancing costume he'd been arrested in awhile back
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The X-men and the Acoloytes showed up to fight. They paused. Xavier and Magneto had started singing You lost That Loving Feeling.
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Magneto walked into the main room and paused. Sabertooth was curled up around a picture of a pride of lions, and purring.
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Xavier woke up to the sounds of his students. He snarled and threw his lamp against the wall. Then he got in the wheelchair and rolled out to get some beer. As he went along, he passed Jean gabbing a mile a minute about some boy she'd met. If he'd been in a better frame of mind, he'd wonder why she was talking like Kitty.
Wolverine woke up, and skipped out of his room smiling the whole way. On the way, he passed Jamie who was cussing in German. Kurt was trying to follow Kitty around like a lost puppy, while she kept threatening to make him think he was a cat. Rogue was trying to get everyone to eat breakfast, while Scott just glared at everyone while he ate in solitude. That was just the mansion.
At the brotherhood's house, Wanda was hopping around chasing Lance. Who was threatening to shake her up if she didn't get away from him. Toad was eating everything in sight, while Blob was popping headache pills.
Magneto snarled at anyone who came near, threatening to slice them. Sabretooth walked around with a bucket on his head and blanket around his shoulders. Gambit was trying and failing to get the flames to do what he wanted. Pyro broke his hand trying to press too hard against something to make it glow. Pietro kept trying to bulk up his muscles into metal form, and couldn't. Colossus meanwhile couldn't figure out why he ran so slow.
Mastermind rolled around on the floor cackling madly at yet another one of his crazy plans.
In New York, Spiderman watched in shock as Nick Fury swung by on a rope, in a similar costume to his.
- - - - - - - - - - Why Mutants shouldn't go to the mall, or why Logan is always grouchy.
Logan grumbled. Xavier wanted to treat the kids to a shopping trip. He and the students piled into the van. Off to New York's big mall they went.
Rogue stalked out of the van, threatening to touch anyone who dared to follow her. Kurt hopped out, and headed for the nearest arcade. Bobby discovered that trying to follow Rogue to play a prank on her wasn't too healthy. The store clerks weren't happy either, as they tried to chip him out of the ice that had somehow covered him. Gambit and Pyro roamed through, only just in time noticing Logan. They turned the other direction, tripped over Kurt, and somehow his fur caught on fire.
Kurt hopped up and down screaming, and ran away. Customers screamed too as their clothing caught fire. Logan's eyes widened as a mob of 300 people charged toward, and over him. He leaped up snarling, then smacked his head and shook it. All over the mall, people were putting themselves out. A bookstore was on fire. A burning rubber tire from who knows where rolled by him.
Rogue walked out of the swimsuit section, and glared at Bobby. He decided that commenting would not be healthy, and walked out... into the chaos. They both looked on in shock, then saw Gambit and Pyro. Wolverine saw them too. It was a chase to remember. Kurt meanwhile had teleported in bounces, to the pool at the mansion and was floating there while the smoke stopped coming off his fur.
Logan gathered everyone together, and dejectedly went home. Except for Rogue, who had played her prank on Bobby. She was grinning madly. They woke him up back at the mansion, and laughed as he ran screaming inside to remove the makeup and hair curlers.
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Principal Kelly walked out of the school. His car wasn't anywhere to be seen. Two blocks away people laughed at his purple car. On it's hood was a picture of him in the belly dancing costume he'd been arrested in awhile back
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The X-men and the Acoloytes showed up to fight. They paused. Xavier and Magneto had started singing You lost That Loving Feeling.
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Magneto walked into the main room and paused. Sabertooth was curled up around a picture of a pride of lions, and purring.
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