Disclaimer: How bout yesterday, man, I was like walking down the street and all, man. And I saw, like, an apple. I was like, "Whoa! Man! That's one red apple! Yeah Let's rock!" So I was rockin' with the apple, right? And then, this like, outrageously huge, like, tunnel spilt opened from the middle of the road, man. The devil like shot up and started rocking with me and the apple, man. Dude, it was sweet. Then like, I was about to do a 360 summersault el' loop-de-loop sideways, when I like, slipped and like was fell. I fell in the tunnel, man! That part was bogus. I felt like I was falling forever, man. Then a so un-bogus thing happened. I saw the devil again, man. But dude! He was getting high! That's so hardcore! When I reached the bottom, I like, had to find a way out. But when I asked for some of the devils weed, man, he like kicked me out. It was wicked.

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The two girls bought the dresses and walked back out the door towards Kagome's house. They were walking in silence until Kagome reminded Sango what she was going to say.

Kagome: Well are you going to tell me or not?

Sango: Yes. Umm..... Kagome, I am going to have a.....

Kagome: A what? Hemorrhoid? Cow? A what?

Sango: demon....

Kagome: WHAT!?

Sango: ::laughs:: no. A baby.

Kagome: OH! REALLY! Baby shower!

Sango: I want o know how we can afford all of this, I mean. None of us work.

Kagome: We'll get it for the 10-finger discount!

Sango: O.O'

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Inuyasha: What the hell do you think your doing here at my bachelor party?

Kouga: Your dumbass friend invited me. He told me that there would be food.

Miroku: No. I told you to bring the food.

Sesshomaru: I really don't have to be here wasting my time with you three idiots.

Inuyasha: Fine then. Leave! Shippou: What exactly do we do at bachelor parties?

Kaede: I can answer that for ye.

All: ::turns heads to see Kaede:: What?

Kaede: Girls strip! ::starts taking off clothes::

All: O.O'

Kaede: ::takes off sash and swings it around her head:: How do ye like this boys?

All: AHH! NO!!!

Kaede: ::Takes off all clothing::

All: ::turn and run away screaming::

Kaede: Kagome asked me to keep them in control. I think I did. ::Laughs:

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Kagome: I think we should get married now. I can't wait any longer.

Sango: Yeah. I agree.

The two girls jump into the well and climb out into feudal Japan. They see the boys running towards them screaming and yelling.

Kagome: Wonder what Kaede did to them?

Sango: Yeah. I hope it wasn't too drastic.

Miroku: Sango! We're getting married now!

Inuyasha: Come on Kagome! Lets go!

After running to the priests' house, they got him and demanded that they get married.

Priest: Do you, Inuyasha to take Kagome.....

Inuyasha: I do!

Priest: uh... And do you Kagome take Inuyasha to be your....

Inuyasha: She does!

Kagome: uhh.... Yes....

Miroku: I do and she does!

Sango: What's wrong with you two?

Inuyasha: If you two saw what we just saw....

Miroku: Then you wouldn't be able to wait to get married!

The two girls smiled and listened to what the priest had to say. Then he finally pronounced them husband and wife. Sango finally got out that she was pregnant and Inuyasha and Kagome are expecting their first child this spring. They never stopped looking for the jewel shards and perhaps someday, their kids will be helping too.

The End

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Tell me what you thought, PLEASE! I'm going to have a sequel to this. I dunno what it's going to be called, but it's going to be the adventures of Inuyasha & Kagome's kids with Sango & Miroku's kids. They are going to search for the jewel shards and fight off evil.... Of course. And there is going to be a special little twist in there with one of Kagome's kids that I'm sure all you readers will enjoy.

Inuyasha: So that's it? We're done?

Kagome: I'm afraid so.

Miroku: All good things have a beginning....

Sango: And end.

Mela: It's a sad day in the neighborhood.

All: break out into song The Second Shard to the Right!

(Peter Pan's "The Second Star to the Right)

Inuyasha: The last chapter is done
And I'm sorry to say it's through
But you must go on with you life
So that I can too.

Sango: If a monster to the right
Has a jewel shard that's rare
And if it's the shard he seeks
Inuyasha will soon be there.

Kagome: Twinkle Twinkle little shard
So I know where you are.
Gleaming in monsters and demons
Give Inuyasha what he's always dreamed of.

Miroku: And when our journey is through
Each time we say "Good night"
We thank that little shard that shines
And none of this seems right.

All: hum hmm hmm hmm hmm hm hm hmmm hm hm hm hm hmm hmmmm