I don't own Action Man. This is the result of suger, Fushigi Yuugi, Action Man, and other movies along with a high school class with nothing to do. Hope you enjoy.

Outmake #1

X: No one can stop us! Not even Alex Mann! nothing happens I said NOT EVEN ALEX MANN!

Alex: runs in, tripping over a box and falls head first on to the oppisite wall

Outmake #2

Tempest: I'm sick of being a villian!

Asazi: What would you rather be?

Tempest: I'd rather be...... a lumberjack! music starts to play Walking down the street with my best girl by my side-

Outmake #3

Fidget: No! Don't do it!

Rikki: Please don't do it!

Grinder:Just put it down and talk to us!

Alex: I'm sorry but I must. turns on TV

TV: And now it's time for Barney!

Outmake #4

Grey: Alex! X has stolen a viris that could wipe out the world in under and hour! You must stop him!

Alex: But it's Karoke Night!

Outmake#5

X: For my next evil plan, THE BUNNY OF DOOM!

Rikki: It's just a bunny rabbit!

Bunny of Doom: bites off Rikki's hand

Fidget: Run away! Run Away!

Outmake#6

X: I love you! I want to kiss your lips and-

Alex:.............

X: Wha? STORM!!!

Tempest: Eeep

Outmake#7

Quake: I need to go to the bathroom.

X: Errr... well... you see...

Quake: You didn't install a toilet in this thing?!

Outmake #8

Grinder: So, Alex, how do you manage to get ALL the women in this show to love you?

Alex: Well, Grinder, I wasn't always like this. Then one day I found Mask Eel hair gel. Women love it!

Diana:Alex! I love you and your hair gel!

Alex: Mask Eel, coming to a store near you!

Outmake #9

Quake: stomping his feet and creating a huge chasm Prepare to die! Suddenly trips over his feet and falls into the chasm

Outmake #10

Tempest: Prepare to die, Action Jock! lightning rods spark, then go out Shit! The battery must be dead! Outmake #11

Rikki: The voices say you're crazy!

Fidget: The voices in my head say the voices in yor head lie.

Grinder: My voices are telling your voices to shut the hell up!

Outmake#12

Tempest: Die Action Jock! Shoots the ceiling and has it come down on Alex

Camura person Coffie break everyone! Back in 5!

Tempest: Hey, you want anything?

Alex: From under rubble No, that's ok.

Outmake#13

X: Hello, my name is Doctor X.

Everyone: Hi Dr. X

X: And I'm a super villian...

Everyone: That's ok, we're all super villians.

Ok, that was dumb. Should I write more?