Author's Notes:  Wow people, thanks for all the reviews, they warm my heart.  Alas, I must be getting back to school, so this might be the last update for a few days or a week.  It's almost time for graduation and my class is in a panic right now, trying to get their things done before May.  But, I will try, to keep the laughs coming.  Thanks again for all the reviews. 

After leaving his relatives behind, Harry was taken to Diagon Alley to get his school supplies and ended up saving a lot of money at the Wizard Walmart.  Hagrid then took Harry to get an ice cream cone and tell Harry the truth about his parents demise.

"and you see Harry, that is how, I didn't get on the Quidditch team at Hogwarts many years ago…" said Hagrid, with a misty look in his eyes.  Harry coughed.  "Well that's nice Hagrid, but you were going to tell me about my parents…"

"Oh yes.  Well you see, it happened many years ago…"

(Insert ripple flashback effect)

"Another drink Tom?" said James Potter as he took an empty cup to the Potters' ICEE Machine.

"Oh yes please and make it a double!" yelled Tom.

"Now Tom, do you promise not to have another one of your power trips?" asked Lily.  For you see, Tom Riddle got these ICEE power trips once in a while and one time he insulted a man in Germany and let's just say it sparked a controversy like, World War II.  But hey, who's the wiser. 

"I promise, I won't," said Tom as he gulped down his fifth Cherry ICEE.

(10 Minutes Later…)

"I'm to seexxxyyyy for myself, so sexxxyyyy it hurtttssss!" sang Tom, from atop the coffee table with a lampshade on his head.

"I do believe you have had enough!" yelled James as he tried to help the wizard off the table.

Bad idea, James should know not to come between Voldermort and his ICEE.  The Dark Lord then, uttered the most horrible curse known to wizarding kind.

"Bippity Boppity Boop!"

(End Flashback)

"There was blueberry ICEE everywhere!" said Hagrid as he finished the horrid tale.

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!" yelled Harry. "I will never drink another ICEE again" and with that he produced a "ICEE's are bad mmm...k?" button.

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The next day he met his soon to be bestest friend Ronald Bartholomew Augustus Weasley on the train to his school, and some girl, with the name Hermione, which the fandom could never know how to pronounce properly.

They went to some classes, did some feasting, and had a crazy adventure with a troll, which will be continued until next week.

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Hahah, I don't even know if the sequences of events are right, but that makes the story all more fun.

Oh the sad and horrible truth that is …the truth.  Next week, Halloween, some food, and a special guest.  Thanks for reading, now be kind and review!  Thanks everyone!