Author's Notes: Hey everyone! I had a little while to write a new chapter, before I have to go back to reading Pride and Prejudice.  Ah, yes, so now let us all sit around the campfire and rejoice in the storytelling. 

Harry and his chum Ron were in the girl's loo, fighting a troll that had managed to get into the school, and had Hermione cornered.  Harry had run out of ideas, "Hermione! I've run out of ideas! Do something!"

"You got it!  Alright troll, take this! " she yelled

(2 hours later)

So you see, in the goblin wars of 1765, the bad guys did some stuff, and then the good guys won" Hermione finished triumphantly.  But no one was listening. The troll had fallen asleep.  What better way to stop a troll then give a boring history lesson?

"I did it! Harry, Ron?" she asked.  But alas, both of the boys were asleep on the bathroom floor and Hermione noticed Ron's occasional thumb sucking and sleep talking.

"Blast!"

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After the incident with the troll, Hermione explained what happened to the teachers.  Why they took two hours to find them was a mystery, but she did notice that Snape had confetti stuck to his hair, and Professor Flitwick did look a little tipsy. 

A few days later, Harry and the Potterets were strolling along the hall, which happened to be conveniently located on the third floor.  They came to a door.

"Hey look, let's go through the door, maybe there is food!" yelled Ron.

The trio waltzed in and didn't even take notice of the bright red sign that read, "FORBIDDEN CORRIDOR, STAY OUT!  AND NO THERE IS NO FOOD HERE!"

Through the dimly lit corridor they heard a noise behind them and assumed that is was Mrs. Norris and started to run like hell.  A cockroach came out from the shadows. 

They closed a door behind them, and there in the room was the most horrifying creature ever.

"Yo quiero Taco Bell" said a tiny Chihuahua.

"Ruunnnnnn" yelled Harry

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Wow, see what happens when you have cinnamon tea with a empty stomach?  That chapter was just the most random of them all, but that's what makes everything all good!