A/N: Whooo hoo! I'm back! Senior Year is over and I have a loooot of free time! So to the faithful readers of this fic, I present to ye a new chapter.
After some careful plotting and what not, Harry and his gang were going to go through the trap door and rescue the sorcerer's stone. With their careful analysis and with a little help from Google.com their plan was set. It was the wee hours of the morning when the three students rode around on Harry' Invisible scooter, going to the forbidden corridor.
"Okay Hermione, Ron, ready?" asked Harry as he put his hand on the door handle. They both nodded and then they stepped into the darkness.
"Yo quiero taco bell…" said the Chihuahua dog who was eating a soft shell taco. For you see what is a better way to bribe a dog than with tacos?
"We better hurry and get through that trap door, before Snape gets the stone and you don't get to be the hero of the story Harry," said Ron, as he and Hermione shared a Nacho's Bell Grande.
After battling some devil's snare and opening a few door here and there, they come across an all too familiar sight.
"Harry, is this a giant chess board?" asked Hermione in a frightened voice.
"Worse," said Ron. "It's a giant Candyland board."
"Nooooooooooooooo!" yelled Hermione, for you see as a child she never one a single game of candy land.
"We have to play through." said Ron. He was after all the Candyland champion of his household but he didn't let Harry or Hermione know that.A little while later… "Yesssss we won, I won, yes!!!" shouted Hermione.
"Uh , Ron is kinda unconscious…" said Harry. "You have to stay here while go and get the stone."
"Yeah whatever." said Hermione and she did a victory dance.
Harry took a deep breath as he opened the door to finally retrieve the stone.
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Could it be? A cliffhanger? In a parody? Yeah. But not to worry I will be back to write more soon. Thanks for reading everyone.