A/N: The Final Chapter people!!! Dun Dun Dun!
"So Harry, how did it feel rescuing the sorcerer's stone from the Evil Dark Lord and facing such extreme danger?" asked Hermione the next day at the farewell feast.
"It was one scary experience, but I didn't let Quirell get the best of me." He said triumphantly. "It wasn't an easy thing to do." This of course is what Harry was telling people. He recounted to final moments of Quirells defeat and the saving of the sorcerer's stone.
24 hours ago…
"Gimme the stone. Gimme Gimme or I'm telling Voldermort!" Cried Quirell.
"No!" yelled Harry as he ran up the stairs. Quirell was about to kill the poor boy until he ended up tripping on a rake and then was rendered unconscious.
"Oh well," said Harry as he dragged the professor to a conveniently located broom closet. "That takes care of that" Harry said as he held up the sorcerer's stone. But then out of nowhere a elderly women in a long flowy night gown came over to Harry and grabbed the oddly-enough blue heart shaped stone from him. The women instantly lost her wrinkles and white hair and transformed into…
"Kate Winslet?" Harry said. The women nodded and ran back to the bow of the Titanic.
"Yeah, okay" he said
'As we approach the end of the year, all I have to say is .." said a teary-eyed Dumbledore, "that you have until 6 o clock to get the hell out of the castle."
Later that day…or night…or yeah
"Don't forget to write us Harry!" For you see, Harry's heroic efforts won him a trip to Disneyland and he would be there for a whole week.
"See you later, friend." said Ron as he packed into his father's mini coup with his other brothers.
And so, Harry successfully completed his first year at Hogwarts, survived this parody, and came away with two new friends. Also he is getting prepared for the sequel to the Fic That Has No Name and he needs a lot of rest for the next story.
The End
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Well, people that was it. But no worries, summer is only just begun and that means a new parody to be thought of! Thanks to the readers and their reviews, and the reviews and their readers.