A/N: The Lord of the ring characters do not belong to me. Just the story.

The Worst Day Ever.

Chapter one: Bright Red Bikinis.

One day, Frodo Baggins was just as happy as could be.

He was so happy that he went for a long walk.

As he was walking he heard something move in the bushes. He turned around and saw Bilbo, Aragorn, and Gandalf jumping out of the bushes with bright red bikinis on.

"AAAHHHH! WHY THE CRAP ARE YOU WEARING BRIGHT RED BIKINIS?!" Yelled Frodo.

"Frodo don't you know that it is the new style?" Asked Aragorn.

"NO! Why would I go around witha bright red bikini on?!" Yelled Frodo at Aragorn.

"Frodo it is cool!" Said Bilbo.

"No it is not!" Yelled Frodo.

"Yes it is!" Said Gandalf.

"Here try one on!" Said Aragorn.

"No." Answerd Frodo.

"Pleassse?" Said Gandalf.

"No." Answerd Frodo again.

"Pretty Pleassse?" Said Bilbo.

"NO! I am not going to wear a bright red bikini!" Yelled Frodo.

"Why not?" Asked Aragorn.

"Because it is stupid Aragorn." Said Frodo.

Right then, Bilbo, Aragorn, and Gandalf all at once attacked him.

"What the crap are you doing to me?!" Yelled Frodo.

Frodo looked down to see what they had put on him and they had put a........RED TELLYTUBBY SUIT ON HIM!

"Why the crap am I wearing a red tellytubby suit?! AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!" Yelled Frodo.

"Because it is also cool!" Aragorn told Frodo.

Frodo tried to take it off but it would not come off!

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A/N: Hope you liked it! This is the first chapter though I will definitly continue! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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