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Chapter 3: The second Prank
Trunks and Goten had seen the looks on everybody's faces when they witnessed the 'new' great hall. Now they were sitting in yet another empty classroom and laughing their heads off.
"Did you see his face? Oh my god!" Laughed Trunks while rolling on the ground and slamming his fists on the floor.
"Yeah! And have you looked at that Harry Potter?" Goten threw in. He felt like he was going to explode.
"Yeah I did!" Trunks agreed.
After 5 minutes they recovered themselves.
"Hey Goten! How about we play a prank on Harry Potter, Hermione and Ron?" Trunks said as he straitened up.
"Yeah! But. what do we do?" said Goten.
"That's what I'm about to tell you!" the other demi-sayian said.
After 5 minutes of explaining.
"Alright! Let's go! They're probably asleep already!" Goten said happily.
They both hurried away. They knew where to go as they had seen the movie.
As they reached the fat lady they looked at each other. It wasn't the fat lady in the frame but a knight.
"Do you remember the password?" Goten asked Trunks nervously.
"Why do we need the password when we can just use the 'easy way'? Trunks replied.
"Huh?" but before Goten got any farther Trunks was right in front of the knight who was apparently sleeping. He opened his eyes and stared at him. and he stared at back at him. Then quite suddenly not to mention rudely he said:
"MOVE!"
"If you want to enter the chamber within you must fight me!" the 'mad' night yelled at him.
"You really want to fight me don't you, you crazy pig in a wig!"
The knight looked at him and swung forward. The two demi-sayians looked at each other, confused. After a moment or two, Goten broke the silence:
"Guess that was the password"
"Yeah, guess you're right" Trunks agreed and they both went inside. They looked around and saw a staircase that led upward. They climbed it and faced a door that said '3rd year girls'. (A/N: NO! They're not THAT perverted)
Trunks smirked at Goten who grinned back and they entered silently.
They saw Hermione Granger lying on the bed nearest the door. They walked over to her, not speaking in case she woke up. Trunks lifted her up easily as Goten helped him. They carried her out of her dormitory and into a room that said '3rd year boys' Trunks's smirk brightened.
"There he is!" he said very quietly to Goten.
They placed Hermione carefully on the edge of what turned out Harry's bed.
Goten took Harry's arm and placed it carefully around Hermione. He backed away and made to leave but Trunks stopped him:
"I have something more to add"
He took Harry's other arm and (A/N: well. maybe Trunks is a LITTLE perverted) put it inside Hermione's tank top (A/N: Well. maybe not a little.).
"Ewww. Trunks!" Goten said silently.
"Just chill!" Trunks said as he looked at the alarm clock that was supposed to wake all the boys in the dormitory "Alright, they'll all be waking up at eight o' clock. SO we'll just have to poke Ron awake a few minutes earlier so he can witness the scene!"
"That'll be so funny! Let's wait under his bed!" Goten suggested in a whisper.
"Good idea Goten!" Trunks replied in the same quiet voice as he dropped to his hands and knees and climbed under Ron's bed. Goten followed.
***
The next morning Trunks woke exactly 25 past seven. He shook Goten awake saying:
"Time to have a few laughs"
Goten was up in no time. He climbed from under the bed quickly followed by Trunks. When they climbed out they both poked Ron hard at the same time and they retrieved into a dark corner where they wouldn't be seen.
~Ron's point of view~
Ron yawned. Someone had poked him. hard. really hard. He sat up and rubbed the sleep out of his eyes. When he opened them however he couldn't see anyone who might've poked him. Thinking that it might have been Harry he ripped back his curtain, walked over to Harry's bed and opened his curtain slightly. The scene that met his eyes was horrifying/amusing.
HERMIONE was lying next to Harry. He had his arm around her and that wasn't the worst of it. As he traced his other arm he saw that it was inside Hermione's tank top. He suddenly started smirking. He went over to Dean's bed and kicked him.
"Ouch! What did you do that for" yelled Dean. Ron didn't answer, just pointed at the sleeping couple. Dean got the idea and went to wake up Shamus and Neville. After a few minutes they were all standing there looking at them, well except for Neville who just wouldn't wake up.
"Hermione Potter" muttered Ron "What a lovely name, and even more lovelier, Harmione Potter." (A/N: YES! Harmione. Harry - Hermione, get it?)
~Hermione's point of view~
Hermione was so warm. She didn't know why, but she just was. She smuggled closer to whatever was so warm (Ron's smirk widened). She also felt something in her tank top. As she put her hand on her chest she felt a hand. Her eyes snapped opened. For a moment she stared at her best friend. Then she stared at his hands one of which was around her and the other was in her shirt.
"YOU PERVERT!" she yelled at the top of her lungs as she leapt out of bed.
"Pervert? And I thought we'd be dealing with dirty diapers soon!" Ron said in mock disappointment.
"DIRTY DIAPERS!?" Hermione yelled back "WHO THE HELL DID THIS!?"
"You did! At least I think you did" Ron answered back.
"SHUT UP!"
Their yells had awoken Harry.
"Hey. What's with all the noise?" he said.
"YOU! YOU! YOU.." But Hermione didn't get much further. She covered her face and stormed out.
~Regular version~
"I don't get it! Why was she all that upset?" Harry said.
Ron smirked.
"Well I'd like to see the look on his face when he finds out he just slept with Hermione" Ron thought to himself.
"To make a it clean and simple: you just slept with Hermione." he said
"I WHAT!?!?!?!?" he yelled.
Ron started to say something but a laughing interrupted him. It was coming from a corner. Suddenly the two chibis fell out of the darkness laughing their heads off.
"It's THEM!" Harry yelled.
~back to our favorite little demi-sayians~
"Shit!" Trunks said. He grabbed Goten by the collar and threw him out of the window, then jumped out himself.
"They're MAD!" he could hear Shamus shout.
He landed on the ground without hurting himself. He waited a bit. He didn't hear Goten's thump though. He looked at the place where Goten should've landed. He wasn't there. Instead there stood a wizard in shabby robes. It was Remus Lupin, a teacher at Hogwards. It turned out that Goten had landed on his shoulders.
~~~
Remus recognized the purple haired guy, he was the one that had blasted the hall above but he didn't recognize the little kid on his shoulders, he didn't know yet that he was a friend of the purple haired terror.
"You better get out of here kid! The grape over there's dangerous!" (A/N: Remember, he's a marauder) He said as he took the kid off his shoulders
The kid looked ready to kill.
"That's not a grape!!! That's my best friend!" he yelled
"I knew it! You're in league with him!" Remus yelled back as he pulled out his wand.
"GRAPE!? I'll give you a GRAPE! Your eye will look just like one when I PUNCH YOU!" an insulted Trunks yelled.
"Come on Trunks! This guy's not worth talking too!" Goten said, trying to calm his best friend down.
Reluctantly Trunks let his best friend drag him away.into the forbidden forest.
Remus didn't even try to stop them.
"It's their fault they're so stupid." He thought and hurried off to tell Proffesor Dumbledore about it.
Chapter 3: The second Prank
Trunks and Goten had seen the looks on everybody's faces when they witnessed the 'new' great hall. Now they were sitting in yet another empty classroom and laughing their heads off.
"Did you see his face? Oh my god!" Laughed Trunks while rolling on the ground and slamming his fists on the floor.
"Yeah! And have you looked at that Harry Potter?" Goten threw in. He felt like he was going to explode.
"Yeah I did!" Trunks agreed.
After 5 minutes they recovered themselves.
"Hey Goten! How about we play a prank on Harry Potter, Hermione and Ron?" Trunks said as he straitened up.
"Yeah! But. what do we do?" said Goten.
"That's what I'm about to tell you!" the other demi-sayian said.
After 5 minutes of explaining.
"Alright! Let's go! They're probably asleep already!" Goten said happily.
They both hurried away. They knew where to go as they had seen the movie.
As they reached the fat lady they looked at each other. It wasn't the fat lady in the frame but a knight.
"Do you remember the password?" Goten asked Trunks nervously.
"Why do we need the password when we can just use the 'easy way'? Trunks replied.
"Huh?" but before Goten got any farther Trunks was right in front of the knight who was apparently sleeping. He opened his eyes and stared at him. and he stared at back at him. Then quite suddenly not to mention rudely he said:
"MOVE!"
"If you want to enter the chamber within you must fight me!" the 'mad' night yelled at him.
"You really want to fight me don't you, you crazy pig in a wig!"
The knight looked at him and swung forward. The two demi-sayians looked at each other, confused. After a moment or two, Goten broke the silence:
"Guess that was the password"
"Yeah, guess you're right" Trunks agreed and they both went inside. They looked around and saw a staircase that led upward. They climbed it and faced a door that said '3rd year girls'. (A/N: NO! They're not THAT perverted)
Trunks smirked at Goten who grinned back and they entered silently.
They saw Hermione Granger lying on the bed nearest the door. They walked over to her, not speaking in case she woke up. Trunks lifted her up easily as Goten helped him. They carried her out of her dormitory and into a room that said '3rd year boys' Trunks's smirk brightened.
"There he is!" he said very quietly to Goten.
They placed Hermione carefully on the edge of what turned out Harry's bed.
Goten took Harry's arm and placed it carefully around Hermione. He backed away and made to leave but Trunks stopped him:
"I have something more to add"
He took Harry's other arm and (A/N: well. maybe Trunks is a LITTLE perverted) put it inside Hermione's tank top (A/N: Well. maybe not a little.).
"Ewww. Trunks!" Goten said silently.
"Just chill!" Trunks said as he looked at the alarm clock that was supposed to wake all the boys in the dormitory "Alright, they'll all be waking up at eight o' clock. SO we'll just have to poke Ron awake a few minutes earlier so he can witness the scene!"
"That'll be so funny! Let's wait under his bed!" Goten suggested in a whisper.
"Good idea Goten!" Trunks replied in the same quiet voice as he dropped to his hands and knees and climbed under Ron's bed. Goten followed.
***
The next morning Trunks woke exactly 25 past seven. He shook Goten awake saying:
"Time to have a few laughs"
Goten was up in no time. He climbed from under the bed quickly followed by Trunks. When they climbed out they both poked Ron hard at the same time and they retrieved into a dark corner where they wouldn't be seen.
~Ron's point of view~
Ron yawned. Someone had poked him. hard. really hard. He sat up and rubbed the sleep out of his eyes. When he opened them however he couldn't see anyone who might've poked him. Thinking that it might have been Harry he ripped back his curtain, walked over to Harry's bed and opened his curtain slightly. The scene that met his eyes was horrifying/amusing.
HERMIONE was lying next to Harry. He had his arm around her and that wasn't the worst of it. As he traced his other arm he saw that it was inside Hermione's tank top. He suddenly started smirking. He went over to Dean's bed and kicked him.
"Ouch! What did you do that for" yelled Dean. Ron didn't answer, just pointed at the sleeping couple. Dean got the idea and went to wake up Shamus and Neville. After a few minutes they were all standing there looking at them, well except for Neville who just wouldn't wake up.
"Hermione Potter" muttered Ron "What a lovely name, and even more lovelier, Harmione Potter." (A/N: YES! Harmione. Harry - Hermione, get it?)
~Hermione's point of view~
Hermione was so warm. She didn't know why, but she just was. She smuggled closer to whatever was so warm (Ron's smirk widened). She also felt something in her tank top. As she put her hand on her chest she felt a hand. Her eyes snapped opened. For a moment she stared at her best friend. Then she stared at his hands one of which was around her and the other was in her shirt.
"YOU PERVERT!" she yelled at the top of her lungs as she leapt out of bed.
"Pervert? And I thought we'd be dealing with dirty diapers soon!" Ron said in mock disappointment.
"DIRTY DIAPERS!?" Hermione yelled back "WHO THE HELL DID THIS!?"
"You did! At least I think you did" Ron answered back.
"SHUT UP!"
Their yells had awoken Harry.
"Hey. What's with all the noise?" he said.
"YOU! YOU! YOU.." But Hermione didn't get much further. She covered her face and stormed out.
~Regular version~
"I don't get it! Why was she all that upset?" Harry said.
Ron smirked.
"Well I'd like to see the look on his face when he finds out he just slept with Hermione" Ron thought to himself.
"To make a it clean and simple: you just slept with Hermione." he said
"I WHAT!?!?!?!?" he yelled.
Ron started to say something but a laughing interrupted him. It was coming from a corner. Suddenly the two chibis fell out of the darkness laughing their heads off.
"It's THEM!" Harry yelled.
~back to our favorite little demi-sayians~
"Shit!" Trunks said. He grabbed Goten by the collar and threw him out of the window, then jumped out himself.
"They're MAD!" he could hear Shamus shout.
He landed on the ground without hurting himself. He waited a bit. He didn't hear Goten's thump though. He looked at the place where Goten should've landed. He wasn't there. Instead there stood a wizard in shabby robes. It was Remus Lupin, a teacher at Hogwards. It turned out that Goten had landed on his shoulders.
~~~
Remus recognized the purple haired guy, he was the one that had blasted the hall above but he didn't recognize the little kid on his shoulders, he didn't know yet that he was a friend of the purple haired terror.
"You better get out of here kid! The grape over there's dangerous!" (A/N: Remember, he's a marauder) He said as he took the kid off his shoulders
The kid looked ready to kill.
"That's not a grape!!! That's my best friend!" he yelled
"I knew it! You're in league with him!" Remus yelled back as he pulled out his wand.
"GRAPE!? I'll give you a GRAPE! Your eye will look just like one when I PUNCH YOU!" an insulted Trunks yelled.
"Come on Trunks! This guy's not worth talking too!" Goten said, trying to calm his best friend down.
Reluctantly Trunks let his best friend drag him away.into the forbidden forest.
Remus didn't even try to stop them.
"It's their fault they're so stupid." He thought and hurried off to tell Proffesor Dumbledore about it.