The Bright Red Bikinis
Chapter Two: Barney and Tellytubbys.
Bilbo, Aragorn, and Gandalf all took Frodo to there hidden cave.
While there, Frodo found Pippen and Merry tied up with Pippen wearing a yellow tellytubby suit and Merry wearing a purple one.
"Eeeewwww!!!!" Said Merry.
"Gross!" Said Pippin.
"What?" Said Frodo.
"Look what you are wearing!" Said Merry.
"Look what I am wearing! You are wearing the same thing only a different color." Yelled frodo.
"Oh." Said Pippen and Merry together.
"Hm...where is Sam?" Asked Merry.
"I don't know." Answerd Pippen.
"Um...you guys? Why don't we just escape right now while they are not looking." Whispered Frodo.
"WHAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" Yelled Pippen. "DID YOU SAY THAT YOU WANTED TO ESCAPE WHILE THEY ARE NOT LOOKING?!"
"Pippen shutup!" Whispered Frodo.
But it was to late. Gandalf started walking over to them in his bright red bikini.
"FOOL OF A TOOL!" Yelled Gandalf.
"Um... Gandalf you mean fool of a Took." Frodo corrected him.
"Um... Yeah, that's right...anyway...YOU FOOL OF A TOOK!" Yelled Gandalf.
"How dare you wake the evil spirites of......LEGOLAS!!!!!" Gandalf yelled this as if they would wake Legolas up and he would come and kill them all.
"Bilbo, Should we bring out our other prisoner, Elrond." Aragorn asked Bilbo.
"Yes, bring him out." Said Bilbo.
Aragorn walked away for a minute.
In the mean time, Frodo looked around in the cave they were in. Frodo noticed that there were hairspray cans hanging all over the walls. Just like the ones that Legolas had.
Aragorn came back with Elrond behind him. And Elrond was in a......BARNEY SUIT!!!!!!!
"Eeeeeeewwwwwww!" Yelled all of the Hobbits.
"What? What? WHAT?!" Yelled Elrond From behind Aragorn.
"Well you don't look any better than I do!" Said Elrond to the Hobbits.
"So they captured you too, huh." Said Elrond.
"Yep." Answerd Pippen.
Aragorn came walking over to them. "You will be having a very well treat my lads! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!" Aragorn straitened up, and walked back over to Bilbo and Gandalf.
"What do suppose that means?" Asked Merry.
"I don't know." Answerd Frodo.
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A/N: What will happen to the Hobbits and Elrond? Will they survive what Gandalf, Bilbo, and Aragorn are going to do to them?
Find out next time on...The Bright Red Bikinis! Review please? And I really need a beta! Anyone out there?
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Chapter Two: Barney and Tellytubbys.
Bilbo, Aragorn, and Gandalf all took Frodo to there hidden cave.
While there, Frodo found Pippen and Merry tied up with Pippen wearing a yellow tellytubby suit and Merry wearing a purple one.
"Eeeewwww!!!!" Said Merry.
"Gross!" Said Pippin.
"What?" Said Frodo.
"Look what you are wearing!" Said Merry.
"Look what I am wearing! You are wearing the same thing only a different color." Yelled frodo.
"Oh." Said Pippen and Merry together.
"Hm...where is Sam?" Asked Merry.
"I don't know." Answerd Pippen.
"Um...you guys? Why don't we just escape right now while they are not looking." Whispered Frodo.
"WHAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" Yelled Pippen. "DID YOU SAY THAT YOU WANTED TO ESCAPE WHILE THEY ARE NOT LOOKING?!"
"Pippen shutup!" Whispered Frodo.
But it was to late. Gandalf started walking over to them in his bright red bikini.
"FOOL OF A TOOL!" Yelled Gandalf.
"Um... Gandalf you mean fool of a Took." Frodo corrected him.
"Um... Yeah, that's right...anyway...YOU FOOL OF A TOOK!" Yelled Gandalf.
"How dare you wake the evil spirites of......LEGOLAS!!!!!" Gandalf yelled this as if they would wake Legolas up and he would come and kill them all.
"Bilbo, Should we bring out our other prisoner, Elrond." Aragorn asked Bilbo.
"Yes, bring him out." Said Bilbo.
Aragorn walked away for a minute.
In the mean time, Frodo looked around in the cave they were in. Frodo noticed that there were hairspray cans hanging all over the walls. Just like the ones that Legolas had.
Aragorn came back with Elrond behind him. And Elrond was in a......BARNEY SUIT!!!!!!!
"Eeeeeeewwwwwww!" Yelled all of the Hobbits.
"What? What? WHAT?!" Yelled Elrond From behind Aragorn.
"Well you don't look any better than I do!" Said Elrond to the Hobbits.
"So they captured you too, huh." Said Elrond.
"Yep." Answerd Pippen.
Aragorn came walking over to them. "You will be having a very well treat my lads! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!" Aragorn straitened up, and walked back over to Bilbo and Gandalf.
"What do suppose that means?" Asked Merry.
"I don't know." Answerd Frodo.
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A/N: What will happen to the Hobbits and Elrond? Will they survive what Gandalf, Bilbo, and Aragorn are going to do to them?
Find out next time on...The Bright Red Bikinis! Review please? And I really need a beta! Anyone out there?
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