The Bright Red Bikinis
Chapter Three: Pee
"Me lads you will have you'r treat now! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" Aragorn screamed.
"Aragorn shut up." Said Bilbo.
"Fine!" Answerd Aragorn back to him.
Just then the cave door swung open. And in came Borimier with Sam in a green Tellytubby suit also!
"NO! Sam have they gotten you too?!" Yelled Frodo.
"Yes Frodo they have captured me. I was just trying to take a big dump when he ran in and put this...this..THING on me!" Sam said this pointing at the green tellytubby suit he had on.
"You pore thing! WELL HOW DO YOU THINK WE FEEL?!" Said Merry.
Sam glared at him then sat with the others waiting for what there doom was.
HA HA HA! YES! IT IS FINALY COMPLETED! Yelled Gandalf.
Gandalf,Borimir,Bilbo, and Aragorn turned around each honding a tube in wich there was something yellow inside it what was it?
They took them the tubes and shoved them in there mouths!
"Drink it up me lads!" Said Aragorn.
Frodo tried to hold back but he had to drink it whatever it was. And so he drank it. They all drank it. Then Gandalf,Bilbo,Aragorn, and Borimier took the tubes out of there mouths.
"HA HA HA HA!" Yelled Gandalf. "They have dranken it all let us watch them suffer now!"
"Hey this is actually pretty good!" Said Sam.
"Yeh that was teriffic!" Said Pippen.
"Fantastick!" Said Frodo,Merry, and Elrond together.
"What!" Yelled Aragorn. "You mean that you aren't suffering any at all?"
"Nope!" They all said together.
"Can we have more?" Asked Pippen.
"But that was..well...it was my...pee pee." Said Bilbo.
"EEEWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" They all screamed togther.
"We are all going to DIE!" Screamed Elrond.
"Well yeh Elrond everybody dies eventually." Said Aragorn.
"Never mind I don't want more!" Yelled Pippen.
A/N: Yeh I know that it was kinda short but oh well. The Fourth chapter will be on soon! PLEASE REVIEW?!
Oh yeah thanks for all the ofers for a beta but I don't nead one anymore...sorry. But thanks for offering!
Chapter Three: Pee
"Me lads you will have you'r treat now! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" Aragorn screamed.
"Aragorn shut up." Said Bilbo.
"Fine!" Answerd Aragorn back to him.
Just then the cave door swung open. And in came Borimier with Sam in a green Tellytubby suit also!
"NO! Sam have they gotten you too?!" Yelled Frodo.
"Yes Frodo they have captured me. I was just trying to take a big dump when he ran in and put this...this..THING on me!" Sam said this pointing at the green tellytubby suit he had on.
"You pore thing! WELL HOW DO YOU THINK WE FEEL?!" Said Merry.
Sam glared at him then sat with the others waiting for what there doom was.
HA HA HA! YES! IT IS FINALY COMPLETED! Yelled Gandalf.
Gandalf,Borimir,Bilbo, and Aragorn turned around each honding a tube in wich there was something yellow inside it what was it?
They took them the tubes and shoved them in there mouths!
"Drink it up me lads!" Said Aragorn.
Frodo tried to hold back but he had to drink it whatever it was. And so he drank it. They all drank it. Then Gandalf,Bilbo,Aragorn, and Borimier took the tubes out of there mouths.
"HA HA HA HA!" Yelled Gandalf. "They have dranken it all let us watch them suffer now!"
"Hey this is actually pretty good!" Said Sam.
"Yeh that was teriffic!" Said Pippen.
"Fantastick!" Said Frodo,Merry, and Elrond together.
"What!" Yelled Aragorn. "You mean that you aren't suffering any at all?"
"Nope!" They all said together.
"Can we have more?" Asked Pippen.
"But that was..well...it was my...pee pee." Said Bilbo.
"EEEWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" They all screamed togther.
"We are all going to DIE!" Screamed Elrond.
"Well yeh Elrond everybody dies eventually." Said Aragorn.
"Never mind I don't want more!" Yelled Pippen.
A/N: Yeh I know that it was kinda short but oh well. The Fourth chapter will be on soon! PLEASE REVIEW?!
Oh yeah thanks for all the ofers for a beta but I don't nead one anymore...sorry. But thanks for offering!