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Thanks to all my reviewers!
To all of you who think this going to be some stupid short story: It's not! I'm going to try to make this really long!
Chapter 6: Two sugar high chibis and the third prank
Trunks woke with a start. He and Goten had stolen some sheets from the hospital wing and now they were lying underneath them just inside the forbidden forest so nobody would see them. He looked over at Goten who was still asleep. He poked Goten hard in the side.
Goten woke too and as soon as he did so his stomach rumbled.
"I'm hungry Trunks! We haven't eaten since. forever!" he whined.
Trunks's stomach rumbled to.
"I know! Let's go to that hall thingy and get some!" he said and got up. Goten followed.
"But what if they see us Trunks!!!" Goten whined again.
"I don't CARE if they see us as long as I get some food!"
They marched toward the castle and entered it. They could see that no one in the catle was yet awake. If they were it would be much noisier.
Trunks slammed the door of the great hall as Goten walked up next to him. If they had thought that the castle was sleeping, they were wrong. The whole school was sitting at the appropriate tables, staring at them. They must've been too scared and anxious to talk.
The Hogwards students were staring transfixed at the two chibis. Trunks and Goten however just glanced at them and continued to one of the four tables (which happened to be the Gryffindor table) and slumped down on two empty seats. Suddenly, just like a bomb exploding the students all screamed (A/N: Think: Movie #1 when Proffesor Quirrel came bounding into the great hall and told Proffesor Dumbledore about the troll) and ran out of the hall. The two demi-sayians didn't seem to mind though they just grabbed the food that was in front of them and started eating.at demi-sayian speed
The teachers, who had not screamed and ran away, were staring at them and they didn't seem to be breathing. Of course they had never seen demi- sayians eat. If they did they wouldn't have found it so amazing.
By the time they could utter a small whimpering noise Trunks and Goten had already finished with the Gryffindor table and, halfway full, started with the Hufflepuff's source of food.
All the teachers could do was watch, as they knew what they could do, having already seen the famous Harry Potter lying in the hospital wing, half dead.
It is a strange thing, but two demi-sayians can get full after they've eaten half a great hall, which Trunks and Goten just did. Now they were lying on the floor. They were full to the bursting point with food. The worst part of it was that the Hufflepuffs had already started with dessert when the chibis arrived and left it there. Naturally, Trunks and Goten ate it . and now they were sugar high.
Oh, if you had seen this day you would never forget it. The two kids stood up, looked at the teachers. And then, for no reason at all, fell over laughing. Then they stood up and started banging their heads against the table until it broke in two (the teachers stared with their eyes popping). Then they started bounding around the hall as though they were drunk, banging off the walls. When one of the walls broke down when Trunks banged his head on it for the 10th time Professor McGonagall fainted.
Trunks didn't get what was so funny. All he did was bang his head against the wall and it broke down. He muttered:
"Silly wall" and fell over laughing madly. Goten joined in.
This was the last thing the teachers wanted to do.
"Maybe we could trick them into a response now while they're crazy?" Professor Snape
"It's worth a try!" Professor Dumbledore said and then asked in a loud voice "Who are you?"
"We are two super sayians from another demension!" said a very hyper Goten.
"Yeah, and we can blow up that wall behind you!" Trunks added stupidly. He and Goten looked at each other laughed madly and did what only two sugar- high super sayians could. Goten formed his hands together into a ball and started to mutter: " Kamekameha" (A/N: in case you didn't know, that's Goten's version of the kamehameha wave) while Trunks muttered: "Final Flash" while puttung his hands in front of him.
Suddenly two identically strong ki blasts appeared in their hands. Grinning like idiots they blasted them forward. It hit the wall behind the teachers with a bang!
The poor things were left to stare at the remains of their beautiful wall while Trunks and Goten paraded openly out of the hall.
~A few hours later~
The 'sugarness' was starting to wear off and they Trunks and Goten both started to realize what they had done.
"We told them who we are!" Trunks groaned, "What if they figure put that we're not dangerous at all? They'll stop wanting to run away from us!"
"So? Ithink we had enough fun already!" Goten said a bit carelessly. He didn't mind that Hogwards now knew that they were super-sayians. They probably didn't even know what that was.
"ENOUGH FUN!? Goten are you kidding me? This might be the onky time we get to play some really good pranks!" Trunks shouted, half amazed, half angry.
"Maybe even the last time." Goten said grimly.
"Aww come on Goten! Don't be so paranoid!" Trunks said " We'll find a way out of here!"
They sat in silence for a moment. Then Goten, deciding to break the silence said:
"I wonder if Harry has come around yet?"
Harry found himself slowly drifting back into consciousness. What happened to him? He was aching, a lot. He tried to remember for a moment. Then it came back to him. He had tried to eavesdrop on the little kids and one of them had kicked him and he had hit a tree.. And he couldn't remember any more.
He tried to open his eyes. To his surprise it worked, but his vision was blurry. He blinked, and the outline of Madame Pomfrey standing over his appeared.
"Thank goodness you're alive!" she squealed.
"Huh?" was all Harry could say but Madame Pomfrey didn't pay attention to it. Instead she said:
"You have a lot of broken bones and you have even more bruises! You'll have to drink this and you'll be sure to be fine by tomorrow!" and she whipped out a bottle with disgusting gooey stuff in it.
With difficulty he sat up and took the bottle from the nurse. He took a breath and drank it. It tasted disgusting. disgusting enough to make him slump back onto his bed and fall into a deep sleep immediately. ~Back to Trunks and Goten~
"Goten! At least let's do something fun!" Trunks moaned.
"Alright!" Goten said immediately (Trunks fell over) "What are we going to do?"
"Well, we could bother Draco Malfoy! We haven't annoyed him yet!" Trunks said slowly.
"Yeah! Let's do that!" Goten said and he was already running away. Trunks raced after him.
Draco Malfoy was lying on his bed in his dormitory. He had his own because he had asked Snape for it. He could always get what he wanted if he asked Snape for it.
Suddenly there was a knock on the door.
"Who's that?" he asked lazily.
There was a pause, and then someone said in a very creepy voice:
"This is the ghost of Lord Voldemort!"
"WHAT!?" Draco screamed and jumped to his feet. Then the voice said:
"Did I stutter? I said this is the ghost of Lord Voldemort!"
Cautiously, Draco walked toward the door, stood for a moment in front of it and then swung it open. There was a creepy white ghost standing in front of him.
"AAAAAAA!" he yelled and slammed the door in 'Lord Voldemorts' face. It took his a few moments to catch his breath. When he finally recovered from the shock he started to reason. Ghosts were transparent, and had a shape. This guy however was not at all transparent and looked like a blob. He laughed silently in his head and turned around to open the door again, only to find the ghost not to be there. He shrugged, closed the door, turned around and stopped dead. The ghost was right behind him and was floating a few inches above the ground.
"Please! Don't hurt me, Lord Voldemort, please don't hurt me! I'll do anything!" he said.
"Anything?" the ghost said. (A/N: In case you haven't noticed, the so- called 'ghost' is Trunks and Goten.).
"Yes! Just please! Don't hurt me!" Draco Malfoy begged from the ground.
"Then, you have to tell Hermione Granger how much you love her. And kiss her! On lips! Do that that in front of the whole school! Or else. I will kill you!" the ghost said.
"Anything! Yes! AT lunch! Is that okay my Lord?" Draco Malfoy begged Trunks and Goten like an idiot.
"Yes! And make sure you do it! If you don't! The second before the bell rings to signal the start of afternoon classes, will be your last, EVER!" and the ghost laughed madly and flew through the open window.
Again, it took Draco Malfoy to recover and when he did he started to realize what kind of promise he had made. He had agreed to kiss a Mudblood. On Lips! He couldn't believe it. But at least he wasn't dead.
When Trunks and Goten landed on the ground just inside the forest they stared to laugh before they even took of the hospital wing sheet. They had used it as a ghost costume.
"Oh my god! The idiot actually fell for that!" Trunks laughed, throwing the sheet off them.
"No!" said Goten as he fell to the ground laughing.
It was almost lunch. Morning lessons had been canceled as the teachers had to fix the wall.
Draco Malfoy sighed deeply and walked out of his dormitory to head to lunch.
When he arrived he sat down at the Slytherin table and waited for the Mudblood to arrive. There she was, Weasley, as usual. After a few minutes he stood up and walked over to the Gryffindor table. He stepped up behind Hermione, and cleared his throat to let them know he was there. They turned around and Ron said:
"What do you want!?"
"I want to tell Hermione that I love her!" Draco said.
The people who heard him went silent, which would be the whole Gryffindor table. The rest of the school noticed this and turned around to see what was wrong.
"You WHAT!?" Ron said with his mouth hanging open.
"I love her!" said Draco Malfoy "And I'm going to prove that"
He bent down to a disbelieving Hermione and kissed her. Right there and then in front of the whole school. There was a loud roar from Pansy Parkinson, who was basically Draco's girlfriend.
The whole hall was staring at Draco Malfoy.
Hermione sat there, not moving an inch. Then she stood up, faced Malfoy and slapped him hard.
"How dare you?" she said as red as tomato and stormed out of the hall.
Ron did not believe his eyes either. He was staring at Draco Malfoy, who stormed out of the great hall as red as Hermione had been.
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Did you like it? Hope so. I probably wont be updating that much because I'm very busy with schoolwork. The next chapter should be up within the next week or so. If not, please don't flame me!
Thanks to all my reviewers!
To all of you who think this going to be some stupid short story: It's not! I'm going to try to make this really long!
Chapter 6: Two sugar high chibis and the third prank
Trunks woke with a start. He and Goten had stolen some sheets from the hospital wing and now they were lying underneath them just inside the forbidden forest so nobody would see them. He looked over at Goten who was still asleep. He poked Goten hard in the side.
Goten woke too and as soon as he did so his stomach rumbled.
"I'm hungry Trunks! We haven't eaten since. forever!" he whined.
Trunks's stomach rumbled to.
"I know! Let's go to that hall thingy and get some!" he said and got up. Goten followed.
"But what if they see us Trunks!!!" Goten whined again.
"I don't CARE if they see us as long as I get some food!"
They marched toward the castle and entered it. They could see that no one in the catle was yet awake. If they were it would be much noisier.
Trunks slammed the door of the great hall as Goten walked up next to him. If they had thought that the castle was sleeping, they were wrong. The whole school was sitting at the appropriate tables, staring at them. They must've been too scared and anxious to talk.
The Hogwards students were staring transfixed at the two chibis. Trunks and Goten however just glanced at them and continued to one of the four tables (which happened to be the Gryffindor table) and slumped down on two empty seats. Suddenly, just like a bomb exploding the students all screamed (A/N: Think: Movie #1 when Proffesor Quirrel came bounding into the great hall and told Proffesor Dumbledore about the troll) and ran out of the hall. The two demi-sayians didn't seem to mind though they just grabbed the food that was in front of them and started eating.at demi-sayian speed
The teachers, who had not screamed and ran away, were staring at them and they didn't seem to be breathing. Of course they had never seen demi- sayians eat. If they did they wouldn't have found it so amazing.
By the time they could utter a small whimpering noise Trunks and Goten had already finished with the Gryffindor table and, halfway full, started with the Hufflepuff's source of food.
All the teachers could do was watch, as they knew what they could do, having already seen the famous Harry Potter lying in the hospital wing, half dead.
It is a strange thing, but two demi-sayians can get full after they've eaten half a great hall, which Trunks and Goten just did. Now they were lying on the floor. They were full to the bursting point with food. The worst part of it was that the Hufflepuffs had already started with dessert when the chibis arrived and left it there. Naturally, Trunks and Goten ate it . and now they were sugar high.
Oh, if you had seen this day you would never forget it. The two kids stood up, looked at the teachers. And then, for no reason at all, fell over laughing. Then they stood up and started banging their heads against the table until it broke in two (the teachers stared with their eyes popping). Then they started bounding around the hall as though they were drunk, banging off the walls. When one of the walls broke down when Trunks banged his head on it for the 10th time Professor McGonagall fainted.
Trunks didn't get what was so funny. All he did was bang his head against the wall and it broke down. He muttered:
"Silly wall" and fell over laughing madly. Goten joined in.
This was the last thing the teachers wanted to do.
"Maybe we could trick them into a response now while they're crazy?" Professor Snape
"It's worth a try!" Professor Dumbledore said and then asked in a loud voice "Who are you?"
"We are two super sayians from another demension!" said a very hyper Goten.
"Yeah, and we can blow up that wall behind you!" Trunks added stupidly. He and Goten looked at each other laughed madly and did what only two sugar- high super sayians could. Goten formed his hands together into a ball and started to mutter: " Kamekameha" (A/N: in case you didn't know, that's Goten's version of the kamehameha wave) while Trunks muttered: "Final Flash" while puttung his hands in front of him.
Suddenly two identically strong ki blasts appeared in their hands. Grinning like idiots they blasted them forward. It hit the wall behind the teachers with a bang!
The poor things were left to stare at the remains of their beautiful wall while Trunks and Goten paraded openly out of the hall.
~A few hours later~
The 'sugarness' was starting to wear off and they Trunks and Goten both started to realize what they had done.
"We told them who we are!" Trunks groaned, "What if they figure put that we're not dangerous at all? They'll stop wanting to run away from us!"
"So? Ithink we had enough fun already!" Goten said a bit carelessly. He didn't mind that Hogwards now knew that they were super-sayians. They probably didn't even know what that was.
"ENOUGH FUN!? Goten are you kidding me? This might be the onky time we get to play some really good pranks!" Trunks shouted, half amazed, half angry.
"Maybe even the last time." Goten said grimly.
"Aww come on Goten! Don't be so paranoid!" Trunks said " We'll find a way out of here!"
They sat in silence for a moment. Then Goten, deciding to break the silence said:
"I wonder if Harry has come around yet?"
Harry found himself slowly drifting back into consciousness. What happened to him? He was aching, a lot. He tried to remember for a moment. Then it came back to him. He had tried to eavesdrop on the little kids and one of them had kicked him and he had hit a tree.. And he couldn't remember any more.
He tried to open his eyes. To his surprise it worked, but his vision was blurry. He blinked, and the outline of Madame Pomfrey standing over his appeared.
"Thank goodness you're alive!" she squealed.
"Huh?" was all Harry could say but Madame Pomfrey didn't pay attention to it. Instead she said:
"You have a lot of broken bones and you have even more bruises! You'll have to drink this and you'll be sure to be fine by tomorrow!" and she whipped out a bottle with disgusting gooey stuff in it.
With difficulty he sat up and took the bottle from the nurse. He took a breath and drank it. It tasted disgusting. disgusting enough to make him slump back onto his bed and fall into a deep sleep immediately. ~Back to Trunks and Goten~
"Goten! At least let's do something fun!" Trunks moaned.
"Alright!" Goten said immediately (Trunks fell over) "What are we going to do?"
"Well, we could bother Draco Malfoy! We haven't annoyed him yet!" Trunks said slowly.
"Yeah! Let's do that!" Goten said and he was already running away. Trunks raced after him.
Draco Malfoy was lying on his bed in his dormitory. He had his own because he had asked Snape for it. He could always get what he wanted if he asked Snape for it.
Suddenly there was a knock on the door.
"Who's that?" he asked lazily.
There was a pause, and then someone said in a very creepy voice:
"This is the ghost of Lord Voldemort!"
"WHAT!?" Draco screamed and jumped to his feet. Then the voice said:
"Did I stutter? I said this is the ghost of Lord Voldemort!"
Cautiously, Draco walked toward the door, stood for a moment in front of it and then swung it open. There was a creepy white ghost standing in front of him.
"AAAAAAA!" he yelled and slammed the door in 'Lord Voldemorts' face. It took his a few moments to catch his breath. When he finally recovered from the shock he started to reason. Ghosts were transparent, and had a shape. This guy however was not at all transparent and looked like a blob. He laughed silently in his head and turned around to open the door again, only to find the ghost not to be there. He shrugged, closed the door, turned around and stopped dead. The ghost was right behind him and was floating a few inches above the ground.
"Please! Don't hurt me, Lord Voldemort, please don't hurt me! I'll do anything!" he said.
"Anything?" the ghost said. (A/N: In case you haven't noticed, the so- called 'ghost' is Trunks and Goten.).
"Yes! Just please! Don't hurt me!" Draco Malfoy begged from the ground.
"Then, you have to tell Hermione Granger how much you love her. And kiss her! On lips! Do that that in front of the whole school! Or else. I will kill you!" the ghost said.
"Anything! Yes! AT lunch! Is that okay my Lord?" Draco Malfoy begged Trunks and Goten like an idiot.
"Yes! And make sure you do it! If you don't! The second before the bell rings to signal the start of afternoon classes, will be your last, EVER!" and the ghost laughed madly and flew through the open window.
Again, it took Draco Malfoy to recover and when he did he started to realize what kind of promise he had made. He had agreed to kiss a Mudblood. On Lips! He couldn't believe it. But at least he wasn't dead.
When Trunks and Goten landed on the ground just inside the forest they stared to laugh before they even took of the hospital wing sheet. They had used it as a ghost costume.
"Oh my god! The idiot actually fell for that!" Trunks laughed, throwing the sheet off them.
"No!" said Goten as he fell to the ground laughing.
It was almost lunch. Morning lessons had been canceled as the teachers had to fix the wall.
Draco Malfoy sighed deeply and walked out of his dormitory to head to lunch.
When he arrived he sat down at the Slytherin table and waited for the Mudblood to arrive. There she was, Weasley, as usual. After a few minutes he stood up and walked over to the Gryffindor table. He stepped up behind Hermione, and cleared his throat to let them know he was there. They turned around and Ron said:
"What do you want!?"
"I want to tell Hermione that I love her!" Draco said.
The people who heard him went silent, which would be the whole Gryffindor table. The rest of the school noticed this and turned around to see what was wrong.
"You WHAT!?" Ron said with his mouth hanging open.
"I love her!" said Draco Malfoy "And I'm going to prove that"
He bent down to a disbelieving Hermione and kissed her. Right there and then in front of the whole school. There was a loud roar from Pansy Parkinson, who was basically Draco's girlfriend.
The whole hall was staring at Draco Malfoy.
Hermione sat there, not moving an inch. Then she stood up, faced Malfoy and slapped him hard.
"How dare you?" she said as red as tomato and stormed out of the hall.
Ron did not believe his eyes either. He was staring at Draco Malfoy, who stormed out of the great hall as red as Hermione had been.
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Did you like it? Hope so. I probably wont be updating that much because I'm very busy with schoolwork. The next chapter should be up within the next week or so. If not, please don't flame me!