Sorry I haven't been updating since FOREVER. I just didn't feel like it. Sorry!

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Chapter 7: Ickle Ronnikins torture

"Ha we totally tricked him! I still can't believe he fell for it!" Trunks roared.

"Me neither!" Goten said.

They both sat there laughing for a while but then they stopped and Trunks said:

"I think it's time to play another prank!"

"You've said it!" Goten said "But are we going to do?"

"Give me a minute" Trunks said and sat down on the floor.

After a few minutes he said:

"Remember the invisibility cloak Harry was wearing?"

"Yeah?"

"He didn't take it with him did he? No one did! That means it's still back there!" Trunks said pointing at the tree Harry had hit.

"Yeah?" Goten said but Trunks didn't listen to him. Instead he ran toward that tree.

"Here it is!" he yelled, "Now I know just the thing!"

"What is it Trunks? Tell me! Tell me!" Goten started running up and down.

"We didn't play any pranks on Ron yet so we can use this to do so! We can." in a whisper he explained the rest of his plan to Goten.

"Alright let's go then!" Goten chirped and he was off. Trunks followed with the invisibility cloak in his hand.
Ron was in the Gryffindor common room, like everyone else, thinking about what happened. Was Malfoy just kidding? But he wouldn't have done that in front of the school if it would've a joke. Then, did he really love Hermione? But, the person who always called her Mudblood? This was just too confusing.
"There he is Goten! Ready?" Trunks said, pointing at Ron. They floating near the ceiling of the Gryffindor common room, invisible, since they were wearing the cloak.

"Yeah!" Goten said and they started off towards him.

They grasped onto him and lifted him slowly, off the floor.
Ron felt something tug him. He wanted to turn around and look who it was but couldn't, because at that very moment, that someone or something lifted him up, into the air. He screamed.

"Aaaa!!!!!!!!! Let me go!!!!!!!! Whoever you are!!!!" he yelled.

"No way!" Trunks yelled.

"Aaaaaa!" Ron just yelled.

"Let's take him through the castle so somebody will see him and then onto the grounds." Trunks whispered to Goten, who nodded, giggling.

On their way to the front doors, the teachers, ghosts and prefects stared at a frantically screaming Ron, floating through the castle.

Peeves flew next to Ron for a while saying:

"Ohh! The weasel learned how to fly!"

Teachers started running after him. They of course suspected what was happening.

As they reached the doors, Goten kicked them open and they flew on, a whole party of teachers behind them.

"What do you say we take him a little higher?" Trunks said and they flew up.

The staff stopped, staring up at Ron, who had stopped screaming and seemed to be in utter shock.

Trunks and Goten started throwing him and catching him again. Soon they threw off the invisibility cloak and started throwing him to each other.

"It's you guys!" Ron screaming.

"Oh yeah!" Trunks screamed.

After a few minutes, Trunks shouted to Goten:

"How do you think we should end this?"

"I think we should drop him!" he said but winked at Trunks to show that he really meant was: Let's drop him and catch him at the last second!

"NOOOOOOO!!!!!" Ron shouted but in his eyes of course, it was too late.

They had dropped him from the height of at least 100 feet (A/N: Maybe a little too high, or not. I don't know, I can't estimate that kind of stuff!). He yelled as he fell, fell, and fell. He closed his eyes ready to hear the final sound of his life. A crash. But it never came instead he felt something grabbing him by the neck of his robe.

When he realized that it was the kids he screamed:

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING YOU SCARED THE LIFE OUT OF ME!!!"

"Hey we could've not caught you at all, is that what you want? Should we perhaps do a replay and do that?" Trunks said, snorting.

"NOOO!"

"Good, then let's continue what we have started" Trunks said and he and Goten started to lift him up again. Ron screamed and struggled, but they kept a firm hold on him. He soon stopped, figuring it was no use.

"Where do you suppose we go?" Goten asked Trunks.

"I don't know."

"Oh! I have an idea! How about home!?" Ron said.

"Good idea!" Goten shouted, "Now where's daddy's ki?"

Trunks hit him on the head

"Idiot!" he said "We're in another dimension!!! You're 'daddy's ki' doesn't exist here!"

"Oops! Sorry Trunks!" Goten said.

Trunks would've fallen over anime style if he weren't in the air.

"Goten." he muttered.

"Excuse me, but can you tell me what you meant by 'other dimension'" Ron butted in.

"Is that really that hard to understand!? To us this is another dimension! Understand?"

"Not really." Ron began but Trunks cut him off:

"Oh just shut up! You know you're really getting boring. And you stopped squirming. this is no fun! Let's just bring him back Goten!"

"Yeah!" Goten replied and Ron's heart leaped.

They flew him at full speed, back to the castle. To Trunks' satisfaction he started screaming and squirming again.

They flew through the window of the 3rd year Gryffindor boy's dormitory, through the door and into the Common Room.

Harry had returned to them. By the looks of it everyone was explaining to him what had happened recently. Harry seemed to be in shock. Hermione was sitting in a corner, her face as red as a tomato painted scarlet.

"HELP! HELP ME!!!" Ron shouted. Everyone looked at him. Harry's face paled.

"You need help? I'll give you help! Here you go!" Trunks shouted and kicked Ron into a chair.

"Ouch." Ron said, just before he passed out.

Trunks and Goten made to leave, but Harry said quickly:

"Before you go, please tell us who you are?"

They paused looked at each other, and then Goten said:

"I don't know about Trunks but I am a person who's hungry."

"You're always hungry!" Trunks said, "Come to think of it I am too."

Everyone fell over anime style.

Trunks grabbed Goten by the neck of his Gi and pulled him out of the common room.

"That was weird." Dean said.
This might've been kinda short and maybe not as funny.... but anyway, I think it is time to go stage 2 of the story. What I mean is that when I started to write this story I made three 'parts' to this. This was the first one. The second one is going to be MUCH longest. The reason the first part wasn't so big was that I didn't have a particular goal, but since I never got any flames, I think it was good :) Thank you reviewers!!! If some of you are absolutely DYING to find out what's next, e-mail me at swimmy_angel@hotmail.com and I might tell you. LoL. Anyway, thanks for reading!