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I want to say I finished my other story, so I will PROBABLY be able to update this story more! :).
Chapter 10: Getting used to Gryffindor
"Alright..." Harry said, "We'll both go to each other's dormitories and act like each other. Let this slip and you're dead!"
"Same to you!" snarled Draco, "But still, tell me how you got to know those kids!"
"Not now! Maybe later!" Harry waved it away.
"Fine! You know where the Slytherin Common Room is, don't you?"
"Yeah! You probably know where the Gryffindor Common Room is, since you DO prowl this school 24 hours a day, 7 times a week!" Harry said.
Draco growled.
"Whatever! The password is 'Polyjuice'. Yours?"
"Malfoy is a stuck up brat!"
"And if we're going to be serious?"
Harry sighed, told him the password (Womping Willow) and they went their separate ways.
"I just hope Potter doesn't mess anything up!" Draco growled as he reached the Fat Lady. He gave her the password and she swung forward. Almost at once Hermione who swung her arms around him, knocked him off his feet and landed on top of him attacked him
Draco had almost shouted 'Get off me you filthy little mudblood!' but caught himself just in time. After all, Potter would never say something like that. 'Perfect Potter'
"Oh my God! Harry I was so worried! Ever since you fainted this morning I haven't seen you. They said you were lying as though dead on one of the hospital wing beds! And what was up with Malfoy this morning?"
"Gra- Hermione, I'll explain when you get off me!" and he pushed her as softly as he could. She blushed and got up.
The whole common room was laughing and some were saying:
"Hermione Potter! That doesn't sound bad!"
Draco supressed the urge to throw up with difficulty. Potter and Granger exchanging spit! How gross was that!?
He followed Hermione to a table where Ron was sitting.
"So how are you, mate?" he asked when he stopped laughing.
"Fine!" Draco grunted. He wasn't sure how to act. How DID Potter act around his friends?
"So, do you know what was wrong with Malfoy?" Hermione piped up again.
'At least I know how to reply to THAT one!' Draco thought and then said:
"The slimy git probably just broke a nail!"
'Oh boy! I'm going to regret this!'
"Haha! That's right!" Ron said, "HEY EVERYBODY LISTEN UP! MALFOY BROKE A NAIL! THAT WAS WHY HE CAME RUNNING INTO OUR DORMITORY THIS MORNING!!!"
'Wow! I should be a fortune teller!' Draco thought sarcastically as all the laughter broke out again.
"Anyway! Harry, how do you reckon Malfoy knew Trunks and Goten?" Ron said after the laughter died down again.
"Well, even though he's a jerk, he's pretty clever, he could've sneaked up here sometime and gotten to know them!"
"Yeah, whatever! Let's go check on Trunks and Goten!" Ron said, narrowly escaping a 'even-though-people-are-mean-doesn't-mean-they're-stupid-and-by- the-way-that-would-mean-you're-mean-because-you're-stupid-because-if-you- used-reverse-phsycology-that-would-all-make-sense-to-you-even-though-you- are-stupid' speech.
Hermione glared at him, but went after him into the boy's dormitory. Draco hesitated, but followed all the same.
They told the flat wall the password; Crabbe is so dumb that he would kiss Goyle if I told him to. When hearing that, Malfoy snorted.
'How true!' he thought, having once asked Crabbe to do that, which he did. He shook his head in disgust as he remembered.
As they entered, Draco gasped. Trunks and Goten were having a pillow fight. Let's just say that if you got into the way of a flying pillow, you would be knocked unconscious. Every time a pillow went flying in the wrong direction and hit a wall, it caused a crack.
Hermione cleared her throat. They continued their pillow fight. Hermione cleared her throat again, a little more loudly. No attention whatsoever flew toward her. Hermione said: "Stop it." No reply. She raised her voice ("Stop It!") Then, when they didn't even look around at her she yelled so loud that she sounded like a banshee:
"STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!"
While she was yelling, Draco and Ron and the chibis had clapped their hands over their ears and they were pretty sure that Hagrid, down in his cabin, had done so too.
"Jeez Hermy!" Trunks said.
"Well, you didn't listen to me when I was asking you politely!" she replied.
Goten took that moment to grab the last pillow and throw it at Trunks, then regain the same position he was standing in before quickly.
Hermione screamed just as loudly, only this time, she wasn't yelling anything at all, she was just screaming, and didn't look like she was about to stop.
"SHUT UP YOU BANSHEE WOMAN!!!" Draco shouted, but he doubted that even Ron heard him. Hermione was screaming SOO loud.
At that moment, Professor Dumbledore came hurrying into the room. He glanced at Trunks and Goten. He seemed shocked, but then regained his usually calm expression and said:
"Mr. Potter, Mr. Weasley, Miss Granger and you two, in my office, please!"
They nodded, and slowly followed him. As the Gryffindors laid eyes on the chibis they gasped and backed into the walls of the common room.
When they arrived, Dumbledore gestured for them to sit down.
"Could you please explain what I going on here, please?" he asked them, when they did.
Draco remained silent, quite eager to hear what WAS going on. Ron and Hermione however, launched into the story of how Harry had one day woken up, and found the chibi's beneath his bed, and how they had befriended them later.
"That is all pretty obvious, I expected something like this, but who ARE you two?" he said.
They looked awkward, but then Trunks started:
"My name's Trunks, and that's Goten. From all we know, we are in another dimension, and now we're trying to get back there!"
"Another question, if you're willing to answer. If you find that offensive, please excuse me, WHAT are you, because you don't seem to be human!"
"Half human" Goten corrected.
Draco, Ron and Hermione all stared at Trunks and Goten and horror. Since, the kids looked so much like humans, it never occurred to them, that they might not be.
"And, what about the other half?" Dumbledore asked them, trying to keep the dread from his voice.
"Sayian, alien race. My dad's the prince, no wait, king, my grandpa's dead."
The people in the room goggled at them, even some of the paintings, who had been listening eagerly.
"A-ALIEN!?" Draco finally sputtered out.
"Yeah, but my dad looks human, except sometimes he gets his tail back. Me and Goten get that sometimes too." Trunks replied
After a few moments Dumbledore regained his calm.
"Right," he said, "I expect, on the Christmas holidays, you will try to find out to get a way back?"
"Yeah!" Trunks, Goten, Ron and Hermione said at once.
"And I must ask you to help them! They will probably be in need of a spell!" the headmaster asked Ron,. Hermione and Draco, and they nodded.
"Alright then, please do not tell anyone about this. Tell them that Trunks and Goten have been moved back to their homes. That's what I will tell the staff, anyway! Take this invisibility cloak and cover yourselves. That is all, you may go!"
Hermione threw the cloak on Trunks and Goten and they all set off.
"We really need to get a move on! Maybe we can research dimension-thingy's tomorrow and skip Charms and Potions. I haven't done the homework for either!"
Hermione was about to start her All-Famous-I-told-you-to-do-your-homework- when-we-first-got-it-and-not-leave-it-to-the-last-day-when-you-wouldn't- have-done-it-anyway-and-don't-you-even-care-what's-going-to-become-of-you- in-the-future-I-mean-do-you-want-to-end-up-with-a-job-of-cleaning-public- toilets speech, but before she even got started. Draco butted in:
"You know, Wea- er. Ron, you really should do your homework. I heard Snape saying to Draco that he'll take 100 points from Gryffindor and give you detention for 3 solid months if you don't do your homework again, be late for class, or not turn up for class."
He didn't know why he was helping the Weasel, but then, Potter would. Even though the speech would help Ron, he and Hermione were giving him strange looks.
"What!?" he asked them.
"You just called Malfoy 'Draco'," Hermione said.
"Yeah, so? That's his name!" Draco replied, utterly confused.
"Is there anything you'd like to tell us?" Ron asked him.
"Like what?" Draco asked, not getting where this was leading to.
"Oh my god!" Hermione gasped.
"It can't be!" Ron stuttered.
"Oh dear lord!"
"Please no!"
"Why oh why?"
"No way!"
"We never even had a chance together!
"You can't be!"
"Gay?" They both said at the same time.
"EWWW NO WAY! YOU TWO ARE SO SICK! EWWW!!! AND POT- DRA- I MEAN MALFOY!!! OF COURSE I'M NOT!!! WHAT WHERE YOU THINKING!?"
"Oh right!" They both looked guilty.
But then, it had hit Draco what Hermione had said. 'We never even had a chance together!' The Gryffindors were right, Hermione Potter. Doesn't sound so bad, not bad at all.
I want to say I finished my other story, so I will PROBABLY be able to update this story more! :).
Chapter 10: Getting used to Gryffindor
"Alright..." Harry said, "We'll both go to each other's dormitories and act like each other. Let this slip and you're dead!"
"Same to you!" snarled Draco, "But still, tell me how you got to know those kids!"
"Not now! Maybe later!" Harry waved it away.
"Fine! You know where the Slytherin Common Room is, don't you?"
"Yeah! You probably know where the Gryffindor Common Room is, since you DO prowl this school 24 hours a day, 7 times a week!" Harry said.
Draco growled.
"Whatever! The password is 'Polyjuice'. Yours?"
"Malfoy is a stuck up brat!"
"And if we're going to be serious?"
Harry sighed, told him the password (Womping Willow) and they went their separate ways.
"I just hope Potter doesn't mess anything up!" Draco growled as he reached the Fat Lady. He gave her the password and she swung forward. Almost at once Hermione who swung her arms around him, knocked him off his feet and landed on top of him attacked him
Draco had almost shouted 'Get off me you filthy little mudblood!' but caught himself just in time. After all, Potter would never say something like that. 'Perfect Potter'
"Oh my God! Harry I was so worried! Ever since you fainted this morning I haven't seen you. They said you were lying as though dead on one of the hospital wing beds! And what was up with Malfoy this morning?"
"Gra- Hermione, I'll explain when you get off me!" and he pushed her as softly as he could. She blushed and got up.
The whole common room was laughing and some were saying:
"Hermione Potter! That doesn't sound bad!"
Draco supressed the urge to throw up with difficulty. Potter and Granger exchanging spit! How gross was that!?
He followed Hermione to a table where Ron was sitting.
"So how are you, mate?" he asked when he stopped laughing.
"Fine!" Draco grunted. He wasn't sure how to act. How DID Potter act around his friends?
"So, do you know what was wrong with Malfoy?" Hermione piped up again.
'At least I know how to reply to THAT one!' Draco thought and then said:
"The slimy git probably just broke a nail!"
'Oh boy! I'm going to regret this!'
"Haha! That's right!" Ron said, "HEY EVERYBODY LISTEN UP! MALFOY BROKE A NAIL! THAT WAS WHY HE CAME RUNNING INTO OUR DORMITORY THIS MORNING!!!"
'Wow! I should be a fortune teller!' Draco thought sarcastically as all the laughter broke out again.
"Anyway! Harry, how do you reckon Malfoy knew Trunks and Goten?" Ron said after the laughter died down again.
"Well, even though he's a jerk, he's pretty clever, he could've sneaked up here sometime and gotten to know them!"
"Yeah, whatever! Let's go check on Trunks and Goten!" Ron said, narrowly escaping a 'even-though-people-are-mean-doesn't-mean-they're-stupid-and-by- the-way-that-would-mean-you're-mean-because-you're-stupid-because-if-you- used-reverse-phsycology-that-would-all-make-sense-to-you-even-though-you- are-stupid' speech.
Hermione glared at him, but went after him into the boy's dormitory. Draco hesitated, but followed all the same.
They told the flat wall the password; Crabbe is so dumb that he would kiss Goyle if I told him to. When hearing that, Malfoy snorted.
'How true!' he thought, having once asked Crabbe to do that, which he did. He shook his head in disgust as he remembered.
As they entered, Draco gasped. Trunks and Goten were having a pillow fight. Let's just say that if you got into the way of a flying pillow, you would be knocked unconscious. Every time a pillow went flying in the wrong direction and hit a wall, it caused a crack.
Hermione cleared her throat. They continued their pillow fight. Hermione cleared her throat again, a little more loudly. No attention whatsoever flew toward her. Hermione said: "Stop it." No reply. She raised her voice ("Stop It!") Then, when they didn't even look around at her she yelled so loud that she sounded like a banshee:
"STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!"
While she was yelling, Draco and Ron and the chibis had clapped their hands over their ears and they were pretty sure that Hagrid, down in his cabin, had done so too.
"Jeez Hermy!" Trunks said.
"Well, you didn't listen to me when I was asking you politely!" she replied.
Goten took that moment to grab the last pillow and throw it at Trunks, then regain the same position he was standing in before quickly.
Hermione screamed just as loudly, only this time, she wasn't yelling anything at all, she was just screaming, and didn't look like she was about to stop.
"SHUT UP YOU BANSHEE WOMAN!!!" Draco shouted, but he doubted that even Ron heard him. Hermione was screaming SOO loud.
At that moment, Professor Dumbledore came hurrying into the room. He glanced at Trunks and Goten. He seemed shocked, but then regained his usually calm expression and said:
"Mr. Potter, Mr. Weasley, Miss Granger and you two, in my office, please!"
They nodded, and slowly followed him. As the Gryffindors laid eyes on the chibis they gasped and backed into the walls of the common room.
When they arrived, Dumbledore gestured for them to sit down.
"Could you please explain what I going on here, please?" he asked them, when they did.
Draco remained silent, quite eager to hear what WAS going on. Ron and Hermione however, launched into the story of how Harry had one day woken up, and found the chibi's beneath his bed, and how they had befriended them later.
"That is all pretty obvious, I expected something like this, but who ARE you two?" he said.
They looked awkward, but then Trunks started:
"My name's Trunks, and that's Goten. From all we know, we are in another dimension, and now we're trying to get back there!"
"Another question, if you're willing to answer. If you find that offensive, please excuse me, WHAT are you, because you don't seem to be human!"
"Half human" Goten corrected.
Draco, Ron and Hermione all stared at Trunks and Goten and horror. Since, the kids looked so much like humans, it never occurred to them, that they might not be.
"And, what about the other half?" Dumbledore asked them, trying to keep the dread from his voice.
"Sayian, alien race. My dad's the prince, no wait, king, my grandpa's dead."
The people in the room goggled at them, even some of the paintings, who had been listening eagerly.
"A-ALIEN!?" Draco finally sputtered out.
"Yeah, but my dad looks human, except sometimes he gets his tail back. Me and Goten get that sometimes too." Trunks replied
After a few moments Dumbledore regained his calm.
"Right," he said, "I expect, on the Christmas holidays, you will try to find out to get a way back?"
"Yeah!" Trunks, Goten, Ron and Hermione said at once.
"And I must ask you to help them! They will probably be in need of a spell!" the headmaster asked Ron,. Hermione and Draco, and they nodded.
"Alright then, please do not tell anyone about this. Tell them that Trunks and Goten have been moved back to their homes. That's what I will tell the staff, anyway! Take this invisibility cloak and cover yourselves. That is all, you may go!"
Hermione threw the cloak on Trunks and Goten and they all set off.
"We really need to get a move on! Maybe we can research dimension-thingy's tomorrow and skip Charms and Potions. I haven't done the homework for either!"
Hermione was about to start her All-Famous-I-told-you-to-do-your-homework- when-we-first-got-it-and-not-leave-it-to-the-last-day-when-you-wouldn't- have-done-it-anyway-and-don't-you-even-care-what's-going-to-become-of-you- in-the-future-I-mean-do-you-want-to-end-up-with-a-job-of-cleaning-public- toilets speech, but before she even got started. Draco butted in:
"You know, Wea- er. Ron, you really should do your homework. I heard Snape saying to Draco that he'll take 100 points from Gryffindor and give you detention for 3 solid months if you don't do your homework again, be late for class, or not turn up for class."
He didn't know why he was helping the Weasel, but then, Potter would. Even though the speech would help Ron, he and Hermione were giving him strange looks.
"What!?" he asked them.
"You just called Malfoy 'Draco'," Hermione said.
"Yeah, so? That's his name!" Draco replied, utterly confused.
"Is there anything you'd like to tell us?" Ron asked him.
"Like what?" Draco asked, not getting where this was leading to.
"Oh my god!" Hermione gasped.
"It can't be!" Ron stuttered.
"Oh dear lord!"
"Please no!"
"Why oh why?"
"No way!"
"We never even had a chance together!
"You can't be!"
"Gay?" They both said at the same time.
"EWWW NO WAY! YOU TWO ARE SO SICK! EWWW!!! AND POT- DRA- I MEAN MALFOY!!! OF COURSE I'M NOT!!! WHAT WHERE YOU THINKING!?"
"Oh right!" They both looked guilty.
But then, it had hit Draco what Hermione had said. 'We never even had a chance together!' The Gryffindors were right, Hermione Potter. Doesn't sound so bad, not bad at all.