Disclaimer- And, yet again, just in case you didn't read the first
TWO! We don't own YYH.
Hiei's fiancée- sniffs and starts crying
Going Insane- get over it.
Chapter Three- To Build A Guillotine
And yet again, it is still a bright, happy, and all that other junk, day.
The French Teacher (Whose name is still not worth remembering) has been
lured to the faculty room, by a mysterious figure dressed in black. Who
also happens to be Keiko, but we don't know that, and tied up with the
school cafeteria's baguettes.
Mysterious Figure in Black (Keiko): In here French Teacher, follow the
trail of bread!
French Teacher: Bread!
Keiko grabs teacher and ties him with bread, before running back to class,
where Hiei is sitting on the teacher's desk, katana unsheathed. He is
directing the rest of the class in helping Kurama and Yusuke build a
guillotine
Hiei: Work you stupid Ningens!
Keiko walks in
Keiko: You know Hiei, slavery isn't very ethical! And I'm a human too.
Hiei: What the hell does ethical mean?
Keiko: Oh, never mind!
Yusuke: Hey Keiko! The guillotine should be done by lunch!
Some Child in Class: Mr. Slave master Sir, I have to go to the bathroom.
(Fully intending to run down to the office screaming bloody murder as soon
as released)
Hiei: Do you have a Hall Pass?
Kurama: Oh, let the poor kid go. If you do I'll make it up to you later.
Hiei: 0.0 Fine, but if you don't come back I'll hunt you down!
Hiei holds up katana
Same Child in Class: oO I'll come back I swear!
Child runs down hall screaming
Hiei: Kurama, how long until the guillotine is done?
Kurama: Just a few more minutes!
Hiei: Let them come! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
Kurama: Hiei...
Hiei: Yes?
Kurama: ...you look so cute when you're being evil!
Hiei:
Kurama rushes at Hiei, with intent to start making out with him again.
Yusuke stops him
Kurama: That wasn't very nice Yusuke!
Yusuke: We don't want our slave driver distracted!
Kurama: I guess.
Hiei: Grrr!!
Keiko, who had followed the kid down to the office walks back into the
classroom
Keiko: You guys better be done because I'd say we have about five more
minutes until the teachers come down here. They were calling the cops when
I left!
Hiei: I'll be right back.
Kurama: Where are you going?
Hiei: Someone hasn't come back from his bathroom break yet.
Yusuke: Don't take too long! We just finished!
French Teacher walks in
French Teacher: What are you guys doing?!
Keiko: Wait, how did you escape?
French Teacher: I ate my way through. Duh!
Keiko: Doh! . I knew I should have used jump ropes!
Wait, they have more baguettes back there!
French Teacher: Baguettes!
French Teacher runs to back of room
Yusuke: Just stick your head right in there.
Yusuke drops guillotine blade. Head rolls off
Kurama: Yay! It works!
Keiko: I hope Hiei won't be upset he missed it.
Hiei walks in dragging the boy, who didn't come back from his bathroom
break, by the hair
Hiei: What's all the yelling about?
Kurama: The guillotine works Hiei!
Hiei: You mean I missed it. Sniffs
Kurama: It's ok Hiei you can cry on my shoulder!
Hiei: I'm not crying you stupid kitsune!
Kurama: TT
Yusuke: I can't believe it! Would you two just shut up!
Hiei and Kurama start kissing just to annoy Yusuke
Keiko: The teachers are coming, the teachers are coming!!
Some Other Random Kid: We're saved!
Hiei: Shut up.
Keiko: Hiei, I know you don't know what ethical means, but do you know what
nice means??
Hiei glares at Keiko
Kurama: It's ok Hiei!
Kurama leans down to kiss Hiei, an inch away from Hiei's lips, Yusuke
grabs Kurama
Yusuke: That is it! NO MORE KISSING YOU TWO!!
Hiei: Yes, mother dearest.
Pounding heard on door
Keiko: Oh goody, they're here!
A/N- Please, don't be afraid of us! We're not strange, just disturbed!
If these, , are starting to annoy you, sorry!
Hiei's fiancée- Small colored marshmallows are good! (
Going Insane- you should know, you've been eating them for the last half
hour!
Hiei's fiancée- I know (
Next chapter, enjoy!
TWO! We don't own YYH.
Hiei's fiancée- sniffs and starts crying
Going Insane- get over it.
Chapter Three- To Build A Guillotine
And yet again, it is still a bright, happy, and all that other junk, day.
The French Teacher (Whose name is still not worth remembering) has been
lured to the faculty room, by a mysterious figure dressed in black. Who
also happens to be Keiko, but we don't know that, and tied up with the
school cafeteria's baguettes.
Mysterious Figure in Black (Keiko): In here French Teacher, follow the
trail of bread!
French Teacher: Bread!
Keiko grabs teacher and ties him with bread, before running back to class,
where Hiei is sitting on the teacher's desk, katana unsheathed. He is
directing the rest of the class in helping Kurama and Yusuke build a
guillotine
Hiei: Work you stupid Ningens!
Keiko walks in
Keiko: You know Hiei, slavery isn't very ethical! And I'm a human too.
Hiei: What the hell does ethical mean?
Keiko: Oh, never mind!
Yusuke: Hey Keiko! The guillotine should be done by lunch!
Some Child in Class: Mr. Slave master Sir, I have to go to the bathroom.
(Fully intending to run down to the office screaming bloody murder as soon
as released)
Hiei: Do you have a Hall Pass?
Kurama: Oh, let the poor kid go. If you do I'll make it up to you later.
Hiei: 0.0 Fine, but if you don't come back I'll hunt you down!
Hiei holds up katana
Same Child in Class: oO I'll come back I swear!
Child runs down hall screaming
Hiei: Kurama, how long until the guillotine is done?
Kurama: Just a few more minutes!
Hiei: Let them come! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
Kurama: Hiei...
Hiei: Yes?
Kurama: ...you look so cute when you're being evil!
Hiei:
Kurama rushes at Hiei, with intent to start making out with him again.
Yusuke stops him
Kurama: That wasn't very nice Yusuke!
Yusuke: We don't want our slave driver distracted!
Kurama: I guess.
Hiei: Grrr!!
Keiko, who had followed the kid down to the office walks back into the
classroom
Keiko: You guys better be done because I'd say we have about five more
minutes until the teachers come down here. They were calling the cops when
I left!
Hiei: I'll be right back.
Kurama: Where are you going?
Hiei: Someone hasn't come back from his bathroom break yet.
Yusuke: Don't take too long! We just finished!
French Teacher walks in
French Teacher: What are you guys doing?!
Keiko: Wait, how did you escape?
French Teacher: I ate my way through. Duh!
Keiko: Doh! . I knew I should have used jump ropes!
Wait, they have more baguettes back there!
French Teacher: Baguettes!
French Teacher runs to back of room
Yusuke: Just stick your head right in there.
Yusuke drops guillotine blade. Head rolls off
Kurama: Yay! It works!
Keiko: I hope Hiei won't be upset he missed it.
Hiei walks in dragging the boy, who didn't come back from his bathroom
break, by the hair
Hiei: What's all the yelling about?
Kurama: The guillotine works Hiei!
Hiei: You mean I missed it. Sniffs
Kurama: It's ok Hiei you can cry on my shoulder!
Hiei: I'm not crying you stupid kitsune!
Kurama: TT
Yusuke: I can't believe it! Would you two just shut up!
Hiei and Kurama start kissing just to annoy Yusuke
Keiko: The teachers are coming, the teachers are coming!!
Some Other Random Kid: We're saved!
Hiei: Shut up.
Keiko: Hiei, I know you don't know what ethical means, but do you know what
nice means??
Hiei glares at Keiko
Kurama: It's ok Hiei!
Kurama leans down to kiss Hiei, an inch away from Hiei's lips, Yusuke
grabs Kurama
Yusuke: That is it! NO MORE KISSING YOU TWO!!
Hiei: Yes, mother dearest.
Pounding heard on door
Keiko: Oh goody, they're here!
A/N- Please, don't be afraid of us! We're not strange, just disturbed!
If these, , are starting to annoy you, sorry!
Hiei's fiancée- Small colored marshmallows are good! (
Going Insane- you should know, you've been eating them for the last half
hour!
Hiei's fiancée- I know (
Next chapter, enjoy!