Disclaimer- Called fanfiction.net for a reason people, it means we don't
own the characters we write about! (in case you haven't gotten the picture
yet ) Note: we also do not own the tellytubbies, thank you.
Going Insane- Hiei's fiancée has now moved on to chips, from the little
colored marshmallows.
Hiei's fiancée- I do support the idea of Tinky Winky being gay. You go
Tinky Winky!
Going Insane- No comment
Chapter Four- Tellytubbies and Sisters
It is still bright and happy outside, however inside, there is a very long
line leading to the French room.
Kuwabara: why is this line so long? And why am I the only student in it?
Why are all the people going in not coming out? Why are there screams of
terror then absolute silence? Oh, well must be very good baguettes.
As the line creeps closer to the classroom, Kuwabara starts humming some
obnoxious tune
Hiei: What is that obnoxious song?
Yusuke: It sounds like the Tellytubbies theme song!
Keiko: (wearing an executioner's uniform, hood and all) It's annoying me
too, why don't you go give them some special treatment.
Kurama: Yes, please.
Hiei: It will be a pleasure!
Yusuke: Wait!
Hiei: Yes?
Yusuke: Give me your katana!
Hiei: No.
Yusuke: but somebody has to control them while you're gone.
Yusuke points at group of terrified students
Hiei: Fine!
Hiei walks out of the classroom, and down the hall, listening for
Tellytubbies
Hiei: (With extremely bad acting) Kuwabara, what are you doing here?!
Kuwabara: Hn, it's the runt.
Hiei: (somehow managing not to smack Kuwabara) Because I'm feeling generous
today, I'll let you go ahead in line. Yukina is in there making bageuttes.
Kuwabara: Yukina!
Kuwabara runs off into the room, followed by Hiei, who doesn't want to
miss this
Hiei: Finnally! I'm free of the idiot! Mwahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!
Kuwabara: What was that Hiei?
Hiei: Nothing! Better hurry Yukina is waiting for you!
Kuwabara bursts into the room, and is immediately jumped on by Yusuke and
Kurama
Kuwabara: What are you guys doing?! Stop it!
Kurama: We are going to tie you up and gag you, then carry you over there
to that guillotine!
Kuwabara: I don't even know what a guillotine is!
Kurama: Well, then you should have paid attention in French!
Kuwabara: But I don't even take French!
Kurama: Sucks for you!
Yusuke and Kurama then tie up and gag Kuwabara and carry him over to the
guillotine
Yusuke: He weighs a ton!
Hiei: I always said he was a fat lump!
Kuwabara: Imm gommna mill moo mater Miei, mwheres Mukina?
(Translation- I'm gonna kill you later Hiei, where's Yukina?)
Just as Keiko is going to drop the blade on Kuwabara's head, Yukina walks
into the room
Yukina: Hi Hiei, I didn't know you knew how to cook baguettes!
oO What is Kazuma doing?
Keiko: (hiding rope behind her back) Nothing! (
Kuwabara: Melpmph me!
(Translation- Help Me!)
Yukina: What was that Kazuma?
Yukina skips across the room and takes gag off of Kuwabara's mouth
Kuwabara: Help me, they're trying to cut off my head!
Yukina puts her hands on her hips and turns to face Hiei
Yukina: Hiei that wasn't very nice!
Kurama: We were just playing, honest.
Hiei: (long line of inaudible swearwords)
Yukina: What was that Hiei?
Hiei: I said that I would be glad to untie Kazuma now.
Hiei, forced smile on his face, walks across the room and unties Kuwabara
There you go Kazuma sorry if we scared you.
Kuwabara, completely ignoring Hiei, rushes across the room to Yukina
Kuwabara: Yukina, you saved me!
Kuwabara and Yukina start madly making out
Everyone in room: oO AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! It burns!
While everyone is staring at Kuwabara and Yukina, Kurama walks to the
door
Kurama: Hiei, come with me to the hall.
Hiei: Why?
Kurama: You remember that reward?
Hiei: Yea....
Kurama: You still want it?
Hiei walks to door and follows Kurama out
A/N- he hee hee what will happen next? Please review!!!!!!!!
own the characters we write about! (in case you haven't gotten the picture
yet ) Note: we also do not own the tellytubbies, thank you.
Going Insane- Hiei's fiancée has now moved on to chips, from the little
colored marshmallows.
Hiei's fiancée- I do support the idea of Tinky Winky being gay. You go
Tinky Winky!
Going Insane- No comment
Chapter Four- Tellytubbies and Sisters
It is still bright and happy outside, however inside, there is a very long
line leading to the French room.
Kuwabara: why is this line so long? And why am I the only student in it?
Why are all the people going in not coming out? Why are there screams of
terror then absolute silence? Oh, well must be very good baguettes.
As the line creeps closer to the classroom, Kuwabara starts humming some
obnoxious tune
Hiei: What is that obnoxious song?
Yusuke: It sounds like the Tellytubbies theme song!
Keiko: (wearing an executioner's uniform, hood and all) It's annoying me
too, why don't you go give them some special treatment.
Kurama: Yes, please.
Hiei: It will be a pleasure!
Yusuke: Wait!
Hiei: Yes?
Yusuke: Give me your katana!
Hiei: No.
Yusuke: but somebody has to control them while you're gone.
Yusuke points at group of terrified students
Hiei: Fine!
Hiei walks out of the classroom, and down the hall, listening for
Tellytubbies
Hiei: (With extremely bad acting) Kuwabara, what are you doing here?!
Kuwabara: Hn, it's the runt.
Hiei: (somehow managing not to smack Kuwabara) Because I'm feeling generous
today, I'll let you go ahead in line. Yukina is in there making bageuttes.
Kuwabara: Yukina!
Kuwabara runs off into the room, followed by Hiei, who doesn't want to
miss this
Hiei: Finnally! I'm free of the idiot! Mwahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!
Kuwabara: What was that Hiei?
Hiei: Nothing! Better hurry Yukina is waiting for you!
Kuwabara bursts into the room, and is immediately jumped on by Yusuke and
Kurama
Kuwabara: What are you guys doing?! Stop it!
Kurama: We are going to tie you up and gag you, then carry you over there
to that guillotine!
Kuwabara: I don't even know what a guillotine is!
Kurama: Well, then you should have paid attention in French!
Kuwabara: But I don't even take French!
Kurama: Sucks for you!
Yusuke and Kurama then tie up and gag Kuwabara and carry him over to the
guillotine
Yusuke: He weighs a ton!
Hiei: I always said he was a fat lump!
Kuwabara: Imm gommna mill moo mater Miei, mwheres Mukina?
(Translation- I'm gonna kill you later Hiei, where's Yukina?)
Just as Keiko is going to drop the blade on Kuwabara's head, Yukina walks
into the room
Yukina: Hi Hiei, I didn't know you knew how to cook baguettes!
oO What is Kazuma doing?
Keiko: (hiding rope behind her back) Nothing! (
Kuwabara: Melpmph me!
(Translation- Help Me!)
Yukina: What was that Kazuma?
Yukina skips across the room and takes gag off of Kuwabara's mouth
Kuwabara: Help me, they're trying to cut off my head!
Yukina puts her hands on her hips and turns to face Hiei
Yukina: Hiei that wasn't very nice!
Kurama: We were just playing, honest.
Hiei: (long line of inaudible swearwords)
Yukina: What was that Hiei?
Hiei: I said that I would be glad to untie Kazuma now.
Hiei, forced smile on his face, walks across the room and unties Kuwabara
There you go Kazuma sorry if we scared you.
Kuwabara, completely ignoring Hiei, rushes across the room to Yukina
Kuwabara: Yukina, you saved me!
Kuwabara and Yukina start madly making out
Everyone in room: oO AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! It burns!
While everyone is staring at Kuwabara and Yukina, Kurama walks to the
door
Kurama: Hiei, come with me to the hall.
Hiei: Why?
Kurama: You remember that reward?
Hiei: Yea....
Kurama: You still want it?
Hiei walks to door and follows Kurama out
A/N- he hee hee what will happen next? Please review!!!!!!!!