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A/N: This chapter and the next might not be exactly DBZ like. But after that, it wont be very Harry Potter like since they will. OOO! Not telling!
Another A/N: Sorry if the characters are a little out-of character in this and possibly some other chapters, but this is my story, so it doesn't really matter!
Disclaimer: Blah blah blah! Don't own Harry Potter blah blah, I think I'm going to stop writing these in every chapter!
Chapter 12: Operation 'Hermione Potter' and the Crazy Antidote hunt.
Draco's POV:
THAT had NOT been pretty! It turns out Parkinson knows kung fu. Badly, but the kick had been enough to land me, Granger and the Weasel in the hospital wing. Blasted slut! Now she's probably snogging Potter all over. Well, at least Trunks and Goten choose to steal my clothes while Potter was in my body, so I don't have to suffer what he's going through now. I kind of feel sorry for him. But then again, who wouldn't?
On the other hand, this gives me time to think about my newest plan. I call it: Operation Hermione Potter. Cool huh? I'm going to ensure Granger's and Potter's futures for them. I am SO evil! MWAHAHAHA!
Regular story, (aka: no more POV):
When Madame Pomfrey had healed them, they went outside, and found Harry sitting in the hallway, breathing hard.
"Gonna die.Someone.help!"
"Oh come on!" they said and picked him under the arms, and marched him back to the dungeons. Before leaving, though Draco whispered into Harry's ear:
"We have GOT to get that antidote! Tomorrow, since the term ends tomorrow, and we'll have to be stuck as each other the whole holidays. Snape always keeps the dungeons closed during winter break!"
Harry just nodded, and left.
Midnight:
Draco got silently out of bed and went down into the common room. He was planning to put his plan into action. Luckily, he found Hermione sitting on a comfy armchair near the fire, doing her homework.
He smirked and walked up to her.
"Honey! You need to stop working and start having fun!"
Hermione stared at him.
"What the hell did you just say?" she asked.
"I said that you have to stop working and start having fun!" Draco replied.
"No, I mean what did you call me?"
"I called you honey, hon!" Draco smirked even wider, flopped next to Hermione into the big armchair and put his arm around her in a gangster type of way (A/N: Just imagine Harry doing that, I mean, Draco in his own body is one thing, but, Harry!?).
Hermione's eyes grew wide. She couldn't possibly find words to describe her shock.
After a few minutes of stunned silence, she let out a squeal of delight, and leapt on him, pinning him onto the ground, kissing his face.
'Like, eww!!' Draco thought, 'Well, at least she's a better kisser than Parkinson!'
When they both were out of breath they stood up and continued on the armchair. After a while they fell asleep in each other's arms (A/N: I'm not trying to make this story romance, this kind of stuff just kind of slips in)
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Ron was turning and turning in his bed. He just couldn't fall asleep. There was a crash downstairs, which had woken him up but he was too lazy to go there and find out what happened.
Finally he couldn't take it anymore. He went downstairs to get something to eat (A/N: Pretend people! PRETEND!).
When he saw what was in front of him he nearly choked. Harry and Hermione lying on an armchair, entangled in each other. Ron couldn't even see how they would ever un-tangle themselves.
He smirked. FINALLY! Blackmail! He let out an evil laugh that even Vegeta would've been proud of!
That woke Draco and Hermione up! They looked at him, and then at each other. Draco merely smirked, since this HAD been his plan, but Hermione blushed furiously and jumped off the armchair and said:
"Ron! It's not what it looks like!"
But Ron was already dancing around the common room singing:
"Blackmail! Blackmail! Finally some blackmail!"
"Ron!"
"Blackmail! Blackmail! Finally some blackmail!"
"Ron! Shut up or I will never let you copy my notes again!"
"Aaaa! Okay! Shutting up!"
"Good, now let's all go to bed!" Hermione passed Draco blushing and gave him a quick kiss on the cheek.
'Like, ewww!' Draco thought again, 'Well, at least Operation Hermione Potter is now complete! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!'
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Draco and Harry met in the entrance hall the next morning and started planning how they were going to get the antidote.
"Well, I suggest you do it, and ask Snape to not tell anyone!" said Draco.
"But I don't want to!" Harry moaned, "I hate Snape!'
"Well, you're going to have to stop hating him for just one minute!"
"Well, what am I supposed to tell him? That we switched bodies? That way YOU better go!"
"No! Tell him you're panning to play a prank on the Gryffindors and you need the antidote to prevent them from killing you!"
"Ohhh! FINE! I have to face Snape anyway, Double Potions right after breakfast, remember?"
Harry finished his breakfast quickly so he could get down to Snape's dungeon and ask him for the antidote before class started.
As he approached the dungeon with a horrible feeling in the pit of his stomach:
He suddenly stopped and screamed:
"OH MY GOD!!! I CAN'T DO THIS! MY DOOM IS APPROACHING!!!"
And he ran away toward the great hall. A lot of curious faces were sticking out of the doors, Ron and Hermione's included.
"Mr. Malfoy! Explain yourself!" Professor McGonagall said sharply.
"I CAN'T!!!" Harry shouted, "I'M ABOUT TO REACH MY DOOM! AAA!!!" and off he went.
Everybody stared after him for a couple of minutes, totally shocked, until Fred Weasley yelled cheerfully:
"Another Slytherin down! PARTAY!"
Everyone laughed and went back to their breakfasts, except for Draco, who shook his head and went down to the dungeon himself and knocked on the door of Snape's office.
The door swung open and Snape stood there towering over Draco.
"POTTER! What do you think you're doing!?"
Draco sighed, might as well get this over with:
"Professor, I'm not Potter, I'm Draco Malfoy, remember the body switching potion thing we did? Well, me and Potter switched bodies, and now we need an antidote!"
It took a few moments for this information to sink in. After those few moments, Snape laughed hysterically. He started rolling on the floor clutching his stomach and occasionally banging his fists on the floor.
"You and Potter switched bodies, oh my god! Blackmail! Blackmail! Finally some blackmail!"
His reaction was the same as Ron's the other night; only Ron was reacting to the results of 'Operation Hermione Potter'. Snape dancing around his office singing:
"Blackmail! Blackmail! Finally some blackmail!"
When he finished Draco said:
"So. can I have the antidote now?"
"Sure, why not!" Snape said still laughing and threw Draco two small bottles with purple liquids on it.
As he came out of the dungeon classroom, the class was already assembled there. He walked towards Ron and Hermione out of habit (Harry was still running wildly on the ground shouting something about his doom approaching) and said:
"Hey!"
"Hey! We were just discussing Malfoy!" Hermione said.
"Yeah, and we think something's seriously wrong with him, and you for that matter!" Ron added.
"I mean, Malfoy always comes early for potions, and today you did. And you always say that your doom is approaching when you go to potions, especially when you go early, and today Malfoy did!"
"It's almost as though you two have switched bodies!" Ron said, and he and Hermione looked at each other and started laughing. But then Hermione noticed two bottles in Draco's hand and her eyes widened.
"Oh my god! You didn't, did you?" Hermione said.
"Of course they didn't Mione! Why would you think that?"
"Because.because. that bottle is the antidote for the body switching potion we did in class!"
Ron's eyes popped out (not literally) and he stared at Draco, then said:
"Harry, is that you!?"
Draco sighed and decided, that it was finally time to tell them, he grabbed them both by the necks of their robes and dragged them into an empty corridor.
"Alright! Yes we did! And I'm Draco Malfoy, and this is the potion to bring us back."
There was a moment's silence and then Hermione shrieked:
"I kissed Draco Malfoy!! AAA! Someone save me!"
"Shut up!" Draco hissed "I only did it because of 'Operation Hermione Potter'"
Hermione blushed and Ron roared with laughter.
"You know Malfoy! Hermione Potter doesn't sound bad at all!" Ron said in between laughs.
"I'm a genius, aren't I?"
They would've laughed all day but Hermione said:
"Oh stop it! Let's just get you and Harry switched back, but we have to catch him first!" Hermione said, although she was smiling too, "He's still running around on the grounds"
"Alright let's go then!" Draco said and they marched off to the grounds. And sure enough, there were was Harry, running wildly around grounds, with Hagrid chasing after him yelling:
"Malfoy! Stop! Yer can hurt someone or sumit that way!"
But Harry wasn't listening! He was running wildly around and finally ran into the forbidden forest.
"Malfoy! Yer not allowed in there!" Hagrid yelled, but there was no need. Harry came running out of the forests second afterwards with a couple of centaurs chasing after him. They obviously though he was dangerous with him yelling something about someone's doom and his arms flailing around in all directions.
He tried to run past Draco, Ron and Hermione but they caught him around the middle and carried him off toward Moaning Myrtle's bathroom where they finally managed to calm him down.
"I've got the antidote! Let's drink it right now!" Draco told Harry and tossed him a bottle.
"Alright, ready?" Harry said, "1..2..3"
They gulped down the potion and immediately felt sick. The potion burned their throats and stomachs. It was so nasty they passed out.
They awoke five minutes later. Draco first.
"Am I me again?" he asked.
"Well, who are you for real?" Hermione said uncertainly.
"Draco."
"Then you're good!" Ron said.
Shortly after that Harry awoke too, and after looking into one of the mirrors and screamed out of joy.
"I'm back! I'm back! I'm back! Who-hoo!"
"Great! Now if you'll excuse me, Potty, Mudblood, Weasel, I've got a potions class to attend!" Draco said and walked off. The trio stuck their tongues out at his back.
"Hasn't changed one bit has he?" Harry said to Ron and Hermione.
"Yeah, well, he's a great kisser though!"
"WHAT!?" Harry said bewildered, while Ron roared with laughter.
Hermione didn't reply. Instead she seized Harry's face and kissed him.
"But he's nowhere as good as you!" she added.
Please review! No one reviews this story anymore and that's mostly why I don't update as much. Reviews keep me going so please review. PLEASE!!!
A/N: This chapter and the next might not be exactly DBZ like. But after that, it wont be very Harry Potter like since they will. OOO! Not telling!
Another A/N: Sorry if the characters are a little out-of character in this and possibly some other chapters, but this is my story, so it doesn't really matter!
Disclaimer: Blah blah blah! Don't own Harry Potter blah blah, I think I'm going to stop writing these in every chapter!
Chapter 12: Operation 'Hermione Potter' and the Crazy Antidote hunt.
Draco's POV:
THAT had NOT been pretty! It turns out Parkinson knows kung fu. Badly, but the kick had been enough to land me, Granger and the Weasel in the hospital wing. Blasted slut! Now she's probably snogging Potter all over. Well, at least Trunks and Goten choose to steal my clothes while Potter was in my body, so I don't have to suffer what he's going through now. I kind of feel sorry for him. But then again, who wouldn't?
On the other hand, this gives me time to think about my newest plan. I call it: Operation Hermione Potter. Cool huh? I'm going to ensure Granger's and Potter's futures for them. I am SO evil! MWAHAHAHA!
Regular story, (aka: no more POV):
When Madame Pomfrey had healed them, they went outside, and found Harry sitting in the hallway, breathing hard.
"Gonna die.Someone.help!"
"Oh come on!" they said and picked him under the arms, and marched him back to the dungeons. Before leaving, though Draco whispered into Harry's ear:
"We have GOT to get that antidote! Tomorrow, since the term ends tomorrow, and we'll have to be stuck as each other the whole holidays. Snape always keeps the dungeons closed during winter break!"
Harry just nodded, and left.
Midnight:
Draco got silently out of bed and went down into the common room. He was planning to put his plan into action. Luckily, he found Hermione sitting on a comfy armchair near the fire, doing her homework.
He smirked and walked up to her.
"Honey! You need to stop working and start having fun!"
Hermione stared at him.
"What the hell did you just say?" she asked.
"I said that you have to stop working and start having fun!" Draco replied.
"No, I mean what did you call me?"
"I called you honey, hon!" Draco smirked even wider, flopped next to Hermione into the big armchair and put his arm around her in a gangster type of way (A/N: Just imagine Harry doing that, I mean, Draco in his own body is one thing, but, Harry!?).
Hermione's eyes grew wide. She couldn't possibly find words to describe her shock.
After a few minutes of stunned silence, she let out a squeal of delight, and leapt on him, pinning him onto the ground, kissing his face.
'Like, eww!!' Draco thought, 'Well, at least she's a better kisser than Parkinson!'
When they both were out of breath they stood up and continued on the armchair. After a while they fell asleep in each other's arms (A/N: I'm not trying to make this story romance, this kind of stuff just kind of slips in)
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Ron was turning and turning in his bed. He just couldn't fall asleep. There was a crash downstairs, which had woken him up but he was too lazy to go there and find out what happened.
Finally he couldn't take it anymore. He went downstairs to get something to eat (A/N: Pretend people! PRETEND!).
When he saw what was in front of him he nearly choked. Harry and Hermione lying on an armchair, entangled in each other. Ron couldn't even see how they would ever un-tangle themselves.
He smirked. FINALLY! Blackmail! He let out an evil laugh that even Vegeta would've been proud of!
That woke Draco and Hermione up! They looked at him, and then at each other. Draco merely smirked, since this HAD been his plan, but Hermione blushed furiously and jumped off the armchair and said:
"Ron! It's not what it looks like!"
But Ron was already dancing around the common room singing:
"Blackmail! Blackmail! Finally some blackmail!"
"Ron!"
"Blackmail! Blackmail! Finally some blackmail!"
"Ron! Shut up or I will never let you copy my notes again!"
"Aaaa! Okay! Shutting up!"
"Good, now let's all go to bed!" Hermione passed Draco blushing and gave him a quick kiss on the cheek.
'Like, ewww!' Draco thought again, 'Well, at least Operation Hermione Potter is now complete! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!'
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Draco and Harry met in the entrance hall the next morning and started planning how they were going to get the antidote.
"Well, I suggest you do it, and ask Snape to not tell anyone!" said Draco.
"But I don't want to!" Harry moaned, "I hate Snape!'
"Well, you're going to have to stop hating him for just one minute!"
"Well, what am I supposed to tell him? That we switched bodies? That way YOU better go!"
"No! Tell him you're panning to play a prank on the Gryffindors and you need the antidote to prevent them from killing you!"
"Ohhh! FINE! I have to face Snape anyway, Double Potions right after breakfast, remember?"
Harry finished his breakfast quickly so he could get down to Snape's dungeon and ask him for the antidote before class started.
As he approached the dungeon with a horrible feeling in the pit of his stomach:
He suddenly stopped and screamed:
"OH MY GOD!!! I CAN'T DO THIS! MY DOOM IS APPROACHING!!!"
And he ran away toward the great hall. A lot of curious faces were sticking out of the doors, Ron and Hermione's included.
"Mr. Malfoy! Explain yourself!" Professor McGonagall said sharply.
"I CAN'T!!!" Harry shouted, "I'M ABOUT TO REACH MY DOOM! AAA!!!" and off he went.
Everybody stared after him for a couple of minutes, totally shocked, until Fred Weasley yelled cheerfully:
"Another Slytherin down! PARTAY!"
Everyone laughed and went back to their breakfasts, except for Draco, who shook his head and went down to the dungeon himself and knocked on the door of Snape's office.
The door swung open and Snape stood there towering over Draco.
"POTTER! What do you think you're doing!?"
Draco sighed, might as well get this over with:
"Professor, I'm not Potter, I'm Draco Malfoy, remember the body switching potion thing we did? Well, me and Potter switched bodies, and now we need an antidote!"
It took a few moments for this information to sink in. After those few moments, Snape laughed hysterically. He started rolling on the floor clutching his stomach and occasionally banging his fists on the floor.
"You and Potter switched bodies, oh my god! Blackmail! Blackmail! Finally some blackmail!"
His reaction was the same as Ron's the other night; only Ron was reacting to the results of 'Operation Hermione Potter'. Snape dancing around his office singing:
"Blackmail! Blackmail! Finally some blackmail!"
When he finished Draco said:
"So. can I have the antidote now?"
"Sure, why not!" Snape said still laughing and threw Draco two small bottles with purple liquids on it.
As he came out of the dungeon classroom, the class was already assembled there. He walked towards Ron and Hermione out of habit (Harry was still running wildly on the ground shouting something about his doom approaching) and said:
"Hey!"
"Hey! We were just discussing Malfoy!" Hermione said.
"Yeah, and we think something's seriously wrong with him, and you for that matter!" Ron added.
"I mean, Malfoy always comes early for potions, and today you did. And you always say that your doom is approaching when you go to potions, especially when you go early, and today Malfoy did!"
"It's almost as though you two have switched bodies!" Ron said, and he and Hermione looked at each other and started laughing. But then Hermione noticed two bottles in Draco's hand and her eyes widened.
"Oh my god! You didn't, did you?" Hermione said.
"Of course they didn't Mione! Why would you think that?"
"Because.because. that bottle is the antidote for the body switching potion we did in class!"
Ron's eyes popped out (not literally) and he stared at Draco, then said:
"Harry, is that you!?"
Draco sighed and decided, that it was finally time to tell them, he grabbed them both by the necks of their robes and dragged them into an empty corridor.
"Alright! Yes we did! And I'm Draco Malfoy, and this is the potion to bring us back."
There was a moment's silence and then Hermione shrieked:
"I kissed Draco Malfoy!! AAA! Someone save me!"
"Shut up!" Draco hissed "I only did it because of 'Operation Hermione Potter'"
Hermione blushed and Ron roared with laughter.
"You know Malfoy! Hermione Potter doesn't sound bad at all!" Ron said in between laughs.
"I'm a genius, aren't I?"
They would've laughed all day but Hermione said:
"Oh stop it! Let's just get you and Harry switched back, but we have to catch him first!" Hermione said, although she was smiling too, "He's still running around on the grounds"
"Alright let's go then!" Draco said and they marched off to the grounds. And sure enough, there were was Harry, running wildly around grounds, with Hagrid chasing after him yelling:
"Malfoy! Stop! Yer can hurt someone or sumit that way!"
But Harry wasn't listening! He was running wildly around and finally ran into the forbidden forest.
"Malfoy! Yer not allowed in there!" Hagrid yelled, but there was no need. Harry came running out of the forests second afterwards with a couple of centaurs chasing after him. They obviously though he was dangerous with him yelling something about someone's doom and his arms flailing around in all directions.
He tried to run past Draco, Ron and Hermione but they caught him around the middle and carried him off toward Moaning Myrtle's bathroom where they finally managed to calm him down.
"I've got the antidote! Let's drink it right now!" Draco told Harry and tossed him a bottle.
"Alright, ready?" Harry said, "1..2..3"
They gulped down the potion and immediately felt sick. The potion burned their throats and stomachs. It was so nasty they passed out.
They awoke five minutes later. Draco first.
"Am I me again?" he asked.
"Well, who are you for real?" Hermione said uncertainly.
"Draco."
"Then you're good!" Ron said.
Shortly after that Harry awoke too, and after looking into one of the mirrors and screamed out of joy.
"I'm back! I'm back! I'm back! Who-hoo!"
"Great! Now if you'll excuse me, Potty, Mudblood, Weasel, I've got a potions class to attend!" Draco said and walked off. The trio stuck their tongues out at his back.
"Hasn't changed one bit has he?" Harry said to Ron and Hermione.
"Yeah, well, he's a great kisser though!"
"WHAT!?" Harry said bewildered, while Ron roared with laughter.
Hermione didn't reply. Instead she seized Harry's face and kissed him.
"But he's nowhere as good as you!" she added.
Please review! No one reviews this story anymore and that's mostly why I don't update as much. Reviews keep me going so please review. PLEASE!!!