Summary: The girls [Tabitha, Amara, Jubilation, Jean,
Rogue, and Kitty] sing the Cell Block Tango from Chicago,
pairings/murders are as followed:
Jean/Scott
Rogue/Remy
Amara/Bobby (C'mon opposite powers people fire and ice)
Jubilee/Roberto (Just read it in English the famous Roberto since he has a big ego)
Tabitha/St. John (Their personalities are so clsoe in relationship)
Kitty/Lance
Also I'm using Rahne as Veronica as Tabby's sister, cause she really doesn't have a sister
Disclaimer: I don't own anything, song is from Chicago the Movie and Characters are of Marvels
The Cell Block Tango
[Jean]
Pop
[Rogue]
Six
[Amara]
Squish
[Jubilee]
Uh uh
[Tabby]
Cicero
[Kitty]
Alvers!
[Logan]
And now the six married murdereress of the Xavier Institute
in their rendition of the Cell Block Tango
[Jean]
Pop
[Rogue]
Six
[Amara]
Squish
[Jubilee]
Uh uh
[Tabby]
Cicero
[Kitty]
Alvers!
[Jean]
Pop
[Rogue]
Six
[Amara]
Squish
[Jubilee]
Uh uh
[Tabby]
Cicero
[Kitty]
Alvers!
[Jean]
Pop
[Rogue]
Six
[Amara]
Squish
[Jubilee]
Uh uh
[Tabby]
Cicero
[Kitty]
Alvers!
[Jean]
Pop
[Rogue]
Six
[Amara]
Squish
[Jubilee]
Uh uh
[Tabby]
Cicero
[Kitty]
Alvers!
[Jean]
Pop
[Rogue]
Six
[Amara]
Squish
[Jubilee]
Uh uh
[Tabby]
Cicero
[Kitty]
Alvers!
[All]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
[Tabby]
I betcha you would have done the same!
[Jean]
Pop
[Rogue]
Six
[Amara]
Squish
[Jubilee]
Uh uh
[Tabby]
Cicero
[Kitty]
Alvers!
[Jean]
Pop
[Rogue]
Six
[Amara]
Squish
[Jubilee]
Uh uh
[Tabby]
Cicero
[Kitty]
Alvers!
[Jean (Spoken)]
You know how people
have these little habits
That get you down. Like Scott.
Scott like to chew gum.
No, not chew. POP.
Well, I came home this one day
And I am really irritated, and
looking for a little sympathy
and there'e Scott layin'
on the couch, drinkin' a beer
and chewin'. No, not chewin'.
Poppin'. So, I said to him,
I said, "Scott, you pop that
gum one more time..."
and he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots...
...into his head.
[Amara, Tabitha, Jubilee, Kitty, Rogue (Sung same time as Jean speaks)]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
[All]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
[Rogue (Spoken)]
Ah met Remy LeBeau from
N'awlins about two years ago
an he told meh he was single
and weh hit it off rahght away.
So, weh stahted livin' togit'er.
He'd go ta work, he'd come home, Ah'd
mix him a drink, Weh'd have dinner.
Well, it was lahke heaven in
two an a half rooms.
An then Ah found out,
"Single" he told meh?
Single, mah ass. Not onlah
was he married
...oh, no, he had six wahves.
One of those Mormons, ya know. So thaht
nahght, when he came home, Ah mixed him
his drink as usual.
Ya know, some guys jus' can't hold
their arsenic.
[Jean, Amara, Tabby, Jubilee, Kitty (Sung same time as Rogue Speaks)]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself
To blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would
Have done the same
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself
to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself
to blame
[Jean, Rogue, Amara, Kitty]
Hah! He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a flower
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!
[Tabby and Jubilee (Sung same time as above)]
Pop, six, squish, uh-uh
Cicero, Lipschitz
[Amara (Spoken)]
Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
carvin' up the chicken for dinner,
minding my own business,
and in storms my husband Bobby,
in a jealous rage.
"You been screwin' the milkman,"
he says. He was crazy
and he kept screamin',
"you been screwin the milkman."
And then he ran into my knife.
He ran into my knife ten times!
[Jean, Rogue, Kitty Tabby, Jubilee (Sung same time as Amara Speaks)]
Pop,Six,
Squish,Uh-uh,
Cicero,Lipschitz
Pop, Six,
Squish,Uh-uh,
Cicero,Lipschitz
Pop,Six,
Squish,Uh-uh,
Cicero,Lipschitz
[All]
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
[Jubilee(Spoken)]
Mit keresek, én itt? Azt mondják,
hogy a híres Roberto lefogta a férjemet én meg
lecsaptam a fejét. De nem igaz, én ártatlan
vagyok. Nem tudom miért mondja
Uncle Sam, hogy én tettem. Probáltam
a rendőrségen megmagyarázni de nem értették meg...
[In English:]
What I am doing here? They say,
that the famous Roberto kept down my husband and I stoke off his head. But this is not true, I am guiltless. I dont know why Uncle Sam says that I did it. I tried to explain at the police station but they didn't understand me...
[Amara (Spoken)]
Yeah, but did you do it?
[Jubilee]
UH UH, not guilty!
[Tabby]
My sister, Rahne and
I did this double act
and my husband, John,
used to travel round with us.
Now, for the last number in
our act, we did these 20 acrobatic
four, five...splits, spread eagles,
back flips, flip flops,
one right after the other.
Well, this one night we were in Cicero,
the three of us, sittin' up
in a hotel room, boozin' and
havin' a few laughs and
we ran out of ice.
So I went out to get some.
I come back, open the door
and there's Rahne and
John doing Number Seventeen-
the spread eagle.
[Jean, Rogue, Amara, Kitty, Jubilee(Sung same time as Tabby but softer)]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself to blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it tricks in a row,
one,two,three,
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!
He had
It coming
He had it coming...
[Tabby Spoken (No background singing)]
Well, I was in such a state of shock,
I completely blacked out. I can't remember a thing.
It wasn't until later,
when I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead.
[Tabby]
They had it coming
[Jean, Rogue, Amara, Jubilee, Kitty]
They had it coming
[Tabby]
They had it coming
[Jean, Rogue, Amara, Jubilee, Kitty]
They had it coming
[Tabby]
They had it coming all along
[Jean, Rogue, Amara, Jubilee, Kitty]
They had it coming all along
[Tabby]
I didn't do it
[Jean, Rogue, Amara, Jubilee, Kitty]
She didn't do it
[Tabby]
But if I'd done it
[Jean, Rogue, Amara, Jubilee, Kitty]
But if she'd done it
[Tabby]
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
[Tabby]
They had it coming
[Jean, Rogue, Amara, Jubilee, Kitty]
They had it coming
[Tabby]
They had it coming
[Jean, Rogue, Amara, Jubilee, Kitty]
They had it coming
[Tabby]
They had it coming
[Jean, Rogue, Amara, Jubilee, Kitty]
They took a flower
[Tabby]
All along
[Jean, Rogue, Amara, Jubilee, Kitty]
In its prime
[Tabby]
I didn't do it
[Jean, Rogue, Amara, Jubilee, Kitty]
And then they used it
[Tabby]
But if I'd done it
How could you tell me
That I was wrong?
[Kitty]
I loved Lance Alvers
more than I can possibly say.
He was a real artistic guy...
sensitive... a painter.
But he was troubled.
He was always trying
to find himself.
He'd go out every night
looking for himself
and on the way
he found Ruth,
Gladys,
Rosemary and Irving.
I guess you can say we broke
up because or artistic differences.
He saw himself as alive
and I saw him dead.
[Jean, Rogue, Amara, Jubilee, Tabby (Sung same time as Kitty speaks)]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!
[All]
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
[Jean, Rogue, Kitty]
They had it comin'
[Tabby, Amara, Jubilee]
They had it comin'
[Jean, Rogue, Kitty]
They had it comin'
[Tabby, Amara, Jubilee]
They had it comin'
[Jean, Rogue, Kitty]
They had it comin' all along
[Tabby, Amara, Jubilee]
They had it comin' all along
[Jean, Rogue, Kitty]
'Cause if they used us
[Tabby, Amara, Jubilee]
'Cause if they used us
[Jean, Rogue, Kitty]
And they abused us
[Tabby, Amara, Jubilee]
And they abused us
How could you tell us
That we were wrong?
[Jean, Rogue, Kitty]
He had it comin'
[Tabby, Amara, Jubilee]
He had it comin'
[Jean, Rogue, Kitty]
He had it comin'
[Tabby, Amara, Jubilee]
He had it comin'
[Jean, Rogue, Kitty]
He only had himself to blame
[Tabby, Amara, Jubilee]
He only had himself to blame
[Jean, Rogue, Kitty]
If you'd have been there
[Tabby, Amara, Jubilee]
If you'd have been there
[Jean, Rogue, Kitty]
If you'd have seen it
[Tabby, Amara, Jubilee]
If you'd have seen it
[All Together]
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!
[Jean (Spoken)]
You pop that gum one more time!
[Rogue (spoken)]
Single mah ass.
[Amara (Spoken)]
Ten times!
[Jubilee (Spoken)]
Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe.
[Tabby (Spoken)]
Number seventeen-the spread eagle.
[Kitty (Spoken)]
Artistic differences.
[Jean]
Pop
[Rogue]
Six
[Amara]
Squish
[Jubilee]
Uh uh
[Tabby]
Cicero
[Kitty]
Alvers!
Jean/Scott
Rogue/Remy
Amara/Bobby (C'mon opposite powers people fire and ice)
Jubilee/Roberto (Just read it in English the famous Roberto since he has a big ego)
Tabitha/St. John (Their personalities are so clsoe in relationship)
Kitty/Lance
Also I'm using Rahne as Veronica as Tabby's sister, cause she really doesn't have a sister
Disclaimer: I don't own anything, song is from Chicago the Movie and Characters are of Marvels
The Cell Block Tango
[Jean]
Pop
[Rogue]
Six
[Amara]
Squish
[Jubilee]
Uh uh
[Tabby]
Cicero
[Kitty]
Alvers!
[Logan]
And now the six married murdereress of the Xavier Institute
in their rendition of the Cell Block Tango
[Jean]
Pop
[Rogue]
Six
[Amara]
Squish
[Jubilee]
Uh uh
[Tabby]
Cicero
[Kitty]
Alvers!
[Jean]
Pop
[Rogue]
Six
[Amara]
Squish
[Jubilee]
Uh uh
[Tabby]
Cicero
[Kitty]
Alvers!
[Jean]
Pop
[Rogue]
Six
[Amara]
Squish
[Jubilee]
Uh uh
[Tabby]
Cicero
[Kitty]
Alvers!
[Jean]
Pop
[Rogue]
Six
[Amara]
Squish
[Jubilee]
Uh uh
[Tabby]
Cicero
[Kitty]
Alvers!
[Jean]
Pop
[Rogue]
Six
[Amara]
Squish
[Jubilee]
Uh uh
[Tabby]
Cicero
[Kitty]
Alvers!
[All]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
[Tabby]
I betcha you would have done the same!
[Jean]
Pop
[Rogue]
Six
[Amara]
Squish
[Jubilee]
Uh uh
[Tabby]
Cicero
[Kitty]
Alvers!
[Jean]
Pop
[Rogue]
Six
[Amara]
Squish
[Jubilee]
Uh uh
[Tabby]
Cicero
[Kitty]
Alvers!
[Jean (Spoken)]
You know how people
have these little habits
That get you down. Like Scott.
Scott like to chew gum.
No, not chew. POP.
Well, I came home this one day
And I am really irritated, and
looking for a little sympathy
and there'e Scott layin'
on the couch, drinkin' a beer
and chewin'. No, not chewin'.
Poppin'. So, I said to him,
I said, "Scott, you pop that
gum one more time..."
and he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots...
...into his head.
[Amara, Tabitha, Jubilee, Kitty, Rogue (Sung same time as Jean speaks)]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
[All]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
[Rogue (Spoken)]
Ah met Remy LeBeau from
N'awlins about two years ago
an he told meh he was single
and weh hit it off rahght away.
So, weh stahted livin' togit'er.
He'd go ta work, he'd come home, Ah'd
mix him a drink, Weh'd have dinner.
Well, it was lahke heaven in
two an a half rooms.
An then Ah found out,
"Single" he told meh?
Single, mah ass. Not onlah
was he married
...oh, no, he had six wahves.
One of those Mormons, ya know. So thaht
nahght, when he came home, Ah mixed him
his drink as usual.
Ya know, some guys jus' can't hold
their arsenic.
[Jean, Amara, Tabby, Jubilee, Kitty (Sung same time as Rogue Speaks)]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself
To blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would
Have done the same
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself
to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself
to blame
[Jean, Rogue, Amara, Kitty]
Hah! He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a flower
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!
[Tabby and Jubilee (Sung same time as above)]
Pop, six, squish, uh-uh
Cicero, Lipschitz
[Amara (Spoken)]
Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
carvin' up the chicken for dinner,
minding my own business,
and in storms my husband Bobby,
in a jealous rage.
"You been screwin' the milkman,"
he says. He was crazy
and he kept screamin',
"you been screwin the milkman."
And then he ran into my knife.
He ran into my knife ten times!
[Jean, Rogue, Kitty Tabby, Jubilee (Sung same time as Amara Speaks)]
Pop,Six,
Squish,Uh-uh,
Cicero,Lipschitz
Pop, Six,
Squish,Uh-uh,
Cicero,Lipschitz
Pop,Six,
Squish,Uh-uh,
Cicero,Lipschitz
[All]
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
[Jubilee(Spoken)]
Mit keresek, én itt? Azt mondják,
hogy a híres Roberto lefogta a férjemet én meg
lecsaptam a fejét. De nem igaz, én ártatlan
vagyok. Nem tudom miért mondja
Uncle Sam, hogy én tettem. Probáltam
a rendőrségen megmagyarázni de nem értették meg...
[In English:]
What I am doing here? They say,
that the famous Roberto kept down my husband and I stoke off his head. But this is not true, I am guiltless. I dont know why Uncle Sam says that I did it. I tried to explain at the police station but they didn't understand me...
[Amara (Spoken)]
Yeah, but did you do it?
[Jubilee]
UH UH, not guilty!
[Tabby]
My sister, Rahne and
I did this double act
and my husband, John,
used to travel round with us.
Now, for the last number in
our act, we did these 20 acrobatic
four, five...splits, spread eagles,
back flips, flip flops,
one right after the other.
Well, this one night we were in Cicero,
the three of us, sittin' up
in a hotel room, boozin' and
havin' a few laughs and
we ran out of ice.
So I went out to get some.
I come back, open the door
and there's Rahne and
John doing Number Seventeen-
the spread eagle.
[Jean, Rogue, Amara, Kitty, Jubilee(Sung same time as Tabby but softer)]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself to blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it tricks in a row,
one,two,three,
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!
He had
It coming
He had it coming...
[Tabby Spoken (No background singing)]
Well, I was in such a state of shock,
I completely blacked out. I can't remember a thing.
It wasn't until later,
when I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead.
[Tabby]
They had it coming
[Jean, Rogue, Amara, Jubilee, Kitty]
They had it coming
[Tabby]
They had it coming
[Jean, Rogue, Amara, Jubilee, Kitty]
They had it coming
[Tabby]
They had it coming all along
[Jean, Rogue, Amara, Jubilee, Kitty]
They had it coming all along
[Tabby]
I didn't do it
[Jean, Rogue, Amara, Jubilee, Kitty]
She didn't do it
[Tabby]
But if I'd done it
[Jean, Rogue, Amara, Jubilee, Kitty]
But if she'd done it
[Tabby]
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
[Tabby]
They had it coming
[Jean, Rogue, Amara, Jubilee, Kitty]
They had it coming
[Tabby]
They had it coming
[Jean, Rogue, Amara, Jubilee, Kitty]
They had it coming
[Tabby]
They had it coming
[Jean, Rogue, Amara, Jubilee, Kitty]
They took a flower
[Tabby]
All along
[Jean, Rogue, Amara, Jubilee, Kitty]
In its prime
[Tabby]
I didn't do it
[Jean, Rogue, Amara, Jubilee, Kitty]
And then they used it
[Tabby]
But if I'd done it
How could you tell me
That I was wrong?
[Kitty]
I loved Lance Alvers
more than I can possibly say.
He was a real artistic guy...
sensitive... a painter.
But he was troubled.
He was always trying
to find himself.
He'd go out every night
looking for himself
and on the way
he found Ruth,
Gladys,
Rosemary and Irving.
I guess you can say we broke
up because or artistic differences.
He saw himself as alive
and I saw him dead.
[Jean, Rogue, Amara, Jubilee, Tabby (Sung same time as Kitty speaks)]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!
[All]
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
[Jean, Rogue, Kitty]
They had it comin'
[Tabby, Amara, Jubilee]
They had it comin'
[Jean, Rogue, Kitty]
They had it comin'
[Tabby, Amara, Jubilee]
They had it comin'
[Jean, Rogue, Kitty]
They had it comin' all along
[Tabby, Amara, Jubilee]
They had it comin' all along
[Jean, Rogue, Kitty]
'Cause if they used us
[Tabby, Amara, Jubilee]
'Cause if they used us
[Jean, Rogue, Kitty]
And they abused us
[Tabby, Amara, Jubilee]
And they abused us
How could you tell us
That we were wrong?
[Jean, Rogue, Kitty]
He had it comin'
[Tabby, Amara, Jubilee]
He had it comin'
[Jean, Rogue, Kitty]
He had it comin'
[Tabby, Amara, Jubilee]
He had it comin'
[Jean, Rogue, Kitty]
He only had himself to blame
[Tabby, Amara, Jubilee]
He only had himself to blame
[Jean, Rogue, Kitty]
If you'd have been there
[Tabby, Amara, Jubilee]
If you'd have been there
[Jean, Rogue, Kitty]
If you'd have seen it
[Tabby, Amara, Jubilee]
If you'd have seen it
[All Together]
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!
[Jean (Spoken)]
You pop that gum one more time!
[Rogue (spoken)]
Single mah ass.
[Amara (Spoken)]
Ten times!
[Jubilee (Spoken)]
Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe.
[Tabby (Spoken)]
Number seventeen-the spread eagle.
[Kitty (Spoken)]
Artistic differences.
[Jean]
Pop
[Rogue]
Six
[Amara]
Squish
[Jubilee]
Uh uh
[Tabby]
Cicero
[Kitty]
Alvers!